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Sea Lion in a Hat @bright0nkath.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It is time once again for my annual search for women's fingerless gloves. 🧤🧤🧤 NO wool (not even 1%) Half fingers NOT no fingers Not black or grey as those are always available If anyone spots any in a shop that fit my very specific requirements, let me know!
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RedScharlach @redscharlach.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I saw this sign posted on Tumblr and thought "is that a chainsaw, or is it in fact an extremely hardcore duck?"
A photo of a sign that indicates "no chainsaws allowed", made from a stylized image of a chainsaw surrounded by a red circle with a diagonal line through it. The photo was taken by the person who runs the qualitysigns.tumblr.com blog in Doncaster, UK, in 2025. A picture of a duck by me. The duck's head is shaped like the chainsaw from the sign in the previous image and the rest of the duck is spiky and studded to match. The caption says "chainsaw duck".
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Sea Lion in a Hat @bright0nkath.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Me on Friday night: Right, I've got a totally free weekend, gonna get on to some of those household tasks I've been putting off for months... Me on Sunday night: OK, but to be fair, I didn't know there'd be fourteen hours of live World Championship Cycling on iPlayer.
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Sea Lion in a Hat @bright0nkath.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oh no, Stephanie Cole has died. She was wonderful in two of my all-time favourite works of art, Talking Heads and Cabin Pressure. I may have to dig out my Cabin Pressure CD box set, and indeed, my CD player.
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RedScharlach @redscharlach.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A very sad farewell to Stephanie Cole, queen of British comedy in every form. May an inexpensive charter jet fly her swiftly to her rest on gilded wings.
A cartoon version of Stephanie Cole as Carolyn in the BBC radio series Cabin Pressure
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A man in a face covering talks to another man who is looking disappointedly at a small box he is holding. Man 1 “What's that?”. Man 2 “Baklava. I misread the WhatsApp”
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Sea Lion in a Hat @bright0nkath.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
RIP Richard O'Sullivan. I was too young to catch him in his 70s heyday, but have very fond memories of his 80s sitcom Me and My Girl. Me & my dad loved watching another single dad raising a daughter, a family situation that is still vanishingly rare to see represented onscreen.
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Sea Lion in a Hat @bright0nkath.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Attention, comedy fans! Channel 4 has just put all 4 series of #Taskmaster Australia and all 6 series of Taskmaster New Zealand up on whatever you call their equivalent of i-Player! Don't wait though, because last time I only had time to watch 3 episodes of NZ6 before they took it all down again.
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Sea Lion in a Hat @bright0nkath.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Pleasing parrot news: www.theguardian.com/world/2026/s...
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Kākāpō rising: 90 chicks swell population of the world’s heaviest parrot
Critically endangered New Zealand bird enjoys record breeding season triggered by mass fruiting of native tree, pushing its numbers to 325
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Sea Lion in a Hat @bright0nkath.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Pulp Fiction. It's the Oasis of movies for me, I feel like it's just me pointing at it and saying "But... he's got no clothes on?"
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Darren Naish @tetzoo.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Ok, time for a thread about what I saw yesterday at #CrystalPalace. As you can see, just about everything has been repaired and re-painted, and in places (like the previously misidentified Xiphodon) re-positioned. It looks fantastic and you have to check it out, even if you've visited before...
View of some of Crystal Palace models from top of the hill.3D print of pterosaur head being held in front of actual models way back in the distance, Iguanodon at left.Darren and Megalosaurus.Local mural on side of building celebrating Crystal Palace prehistoric animals. Art by Nacho Welles.
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Sea Lion in a Hat @bright0nkath.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Oh my god, everyone. I don't want to get my hopes up, but a whole week of temperatures under 25 degrees, maybe even with some - gasp! - light cloud?! 🥳
Next week's prospective temperatures for London from the BBC Weather website, not above 24 all week!
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Sea Lion in a Hat @bright0nkath.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
If you were an indie kid in the late 1980s, you might be excited to learn that Gudrun Sjoden sells 4 different colours of stripey tights. The royal blue is super-80s, and the aubergine & cinnamon is the colour I would wear if I could still bear to wear tights. www.gudrunsjoden.com/en-gb/search...
Photo of some legs in royal blue and navy striped tightsPhoto of some legs in aubergine and cinnamon striped tights
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Sea Lion in a Hat @bright0nkath.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Looking forward to approximately the 146th week of alternately roasting & sweating outside and hiding in the dark at home with all the windows and curtains drawn. When will it raaaaiiiinnnnn 😭🥱🥵
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Sea Lion in a Hat @bright0nkath.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Please, @theguardian.com, I'm begging you, stop with Dining Across the Divide. Nobody cares what a couple of random people, at least one of whom - sometimes both! - is a certified arsehole, think. Nobody has *ever* cared.
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RedScharlach @redscharlach.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Another entry in my occasional series "Little Guys in World Art". This charming chap getting his groove on is a whistle made by the pre-Columbian Moche culture of Peru. I love his little face so I drew him.
Photograph of a gilded copper and turquoise whistle, depicting a musician playing an antara (panflute), Moche culture, Peru, 100-800 CE. The original piece is in the collection of the Museo Larco, Lima, Peru.A cartoon version of the pan-pipe player depicted on the Moche whistle in the previous photo. Underneath him is the caption "Anyway, here's Wonderwall."
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Sea Lion in a Hat @bright0nkath.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Dear Thames Water, You could probably have avoided this hosepipe ban by fixing your pipe that's been leaking thousands of litres of water into my block's front garden for an entire year. So much water that it remains a swamp following three heatwaves and the hottest June on record.
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Oli @oliaworth96.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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womensartbluesky.bsky.social @womensartbluesky.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
'Sun salutation class, Galapagos Islands' by Photographer Sue Hollis #womensart #FridayFeeling
Photograph of a seal lying on its back in shallow water
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Sea Lion in a Hat @bright0nkath.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Nice article on the fabulous textile designer Enid Marx, who has a new exhibition. Unfortunately (for me) it's at Compton Verney which is not accessible by public transport. Bah. www.theguardian.com/artanddesign...
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Enid Marx: the maverick textile artist who changed tube commutes for ever
Her fabric designs jazzed up the London Underground and though Queen Elizabeth II rejected her idea for a stamp, her work made a permanent cultural imprint, as a new exhibition reveals
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Sea Lion in a Hat @bright0nkath.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
The all-Czech women's Wimbledon final has just gone to a decider after FIVE match points came and went in the second set. Hope the last set is as gripping as that was. 😱
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Sea Lion in a Hat @bright0nkath.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I'm about 12 hours late with this, but as always, John Finnemore has a sketch (song) about that... 'Belgium is the Best': www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtbF...
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Belgium is the best
YouTube video by piesoe
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Sea Lion in a Hat @bright0nkath.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Which the ref then stretched to eleven minutes seemingly just in order to give Brazil an undeserved penalty and a chance of coming back. Hmm.
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Sea Lion in a Hat @bright0nkath.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
How the fuck are there SEVEN minutes of added time, though? There's been almost no stoppage for refereeing or injury since the penalty.
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Sea Lion in a Hat @bright0nkath.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
NOOORWAAAYYY!!!!
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Sea Lion in a Hat @bright0nkath.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I was not expecting this match to be so uninteresting I'd find myself second screening Neil the Seal videos.
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Sea Lion in a Hat @bright0nkath.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Jon Bon Jovi must be making more money than any of the advertisers from these sodding hydration breaks. If I hear Livin' On A Prayer one more time, I swear... 🙉
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Sea Lion in a Hat @bright0nkath.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
ALLEZ!
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Sea Lion in a Hat @bright0nkath.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
please will somebody just bloody score
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Sea Lion in a Hat @bright0nkath.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Three Things I've Enjoyed This Week: 1) The thrilling denouement of 'Murder of a Famous Bastard', a murder mystery podcast written by & starring @watsoncomedian.bsky.social 2) The thrilling final Wimbledon match played by retiring Swiss one-hand backhand king Stan Wawrinka 3) Neil the Seal!
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Sea Lion in a Hat @bright0nkath.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Just walked through Crystal Palace Park where Alanis Morissette is playing tonight, supported by Skunk Anansie. People arriving for the gig split roughly 80/20 into: 1) 30s-50s nice mums on a girls' night out, with a crossbody bag 2) Punk lesbians
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Sea Lion in a Hat @bright0nkath.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Whoop whoop! Well done, Egypt! Great to see another African team make it through to the R16.
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Sea Lion in a Hat @bright0nkath.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Watching penalties somehow almost as agonising when you don't have any skin in the game.
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Sea Lion in a Hat @bright0nkath.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Very much enjoying all the Neil the seal content popping up all over my social media. It's a pinniped summer! www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
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A 1,000kg mammal is wreaking havoc in Tasmania – and Neil the seal is loved for it
The elephant seal has been crushing fences, blocking traffic and bashing into parked cars, in what experts say is play-fighting behaviour
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Sea Lion in a Hat @bright0nkath.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Au revoir, Stan Wawrinka. You were a big part of my life for many years. So long and thanks for all the backhands 😀👈
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Sea Lion in a Hat @bright0nkath.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Make that FOUR tie breaks in a row! 😱
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Sea Lion in a Hat @bright0nkath.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Make that THREE tie breaks in a row. Allez, Stan!
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Sea Lion in a Hat @bright0nkath.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Watching Stan Wawrinka v Matteo Berrettini in Wimbledon R1. Two incredible tie breaks in a row & looking like it might go the distance. I was a huge Stan fan from 2015-2020, then lost interest in tennis for a few years, but what a delight it is to see him playing his final year on tour at 41. 👉😀
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Sea Lion in a Hat @bright0nkath.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Yet another reminder of why the @princecharlescinema.com must be treasured ⬇️
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womensartbluesky.bsky.social @womensartbluesky.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Norwegian tapestry artist in an Art Nouveau style, Frida Hansen. Sørover (Southward), 1903 #WomensArt
Tapestry featuring an image of women sitting on the backs of swans on water going left in formation
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RedScharlach @redscharlach.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
A sad farewell to Penelope Keith, a comedy legend and suburban style icon forever ❤️
A cartoon version of Penelope Keith as Margo Leadbetter in the show The Good Life, with a caption below her that says "Farewell Margo"
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John Grindrod @grindrod.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I've written a thing about Margo: the Surbiton sum of all fears open.substack.com/pub/johngrin...
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'Blackmail is an ugly word, Miss Mountshaft'
Celebrating the legacy of the late Penelope Keith's greatest monster, Margo
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Sea Lion in a Hat @bright0nkath.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Thelonious Aasgaard surely the best footballer name so far at this World Cup, amongst some very heavy competition.
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 26/06/2026
anyone fancy an ice cream?
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Slightly Off - John Finnemore's Souvenir Programme
YouTube video by John Finnemore
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Sea Lion in a Hat @bright0nkath.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
3 Things I've Enjoyed This Week: 1, Spotting the first baby pelicans born in St James's Park for 360 years 2, The three hours I spent reading a book in the air-conditioned bar of West Norwood Picturehouse 3) Watching the tennis from Eastbourne on BBC RB1, fuelled by mini Soleros
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Sea Lion in a Hat @bright0nkath.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Top tip: iced coffee is very easy to make at home. Add 1 tbsp of instant coffee & 1 tsp of sugar (optional) to a pint glass Add just under an inch of boiling water, stir Add 3 ice cubes to make water room temperature When they've melted, add more ice cubes, top with milk, stir Drink!
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womensartbluesky.bsky.social @womensartbluesky.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Sharon Weiser, contemporary US artist known for her bold and colourful paintings of the flora of Arizona and New Mexico #womensart
Painting of different types of cacti in vivid colours
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womensartbluesky.bsky.social @womensartbluesky.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Pioneering European avant-garde artists - Ukranian-French Sonia Delaunay and Swiss Sophie Taeuber-Arp, Brittany,1930/1934 #WomensArt
Monochrome photograph featuring two white women standing on a beach in patterned swimwear.
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womensartbluesky.bsky.social @womensartbluesky.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Bathing, 1912 by English painter Laura Knight who created many paintings of the Cornish coast #womensart #Heatwave
Painting featuring two children in swimming costumes standing in a large rock pool with green water by rocks
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Sea Lion in a Hat @bright0nkath.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Weather forecast for my week off: 32, 34(!!!), 32, 31, 31, 32, 30 🥵 🥵 🥵 🥵 🥵 🥵 🥵
BBC weather page showing fucking insane temperatures for next week in London.
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