Call Me The Brie-ze @briesmith.xyz · 21hI’m starting to get concerned that this isn’t just a zit on my shoulder It hurts like hell just sitting here 410
Call Me The Brie-ze @briesmith.xyz · 06/10/2026“In Abdul El Sayed’s socialist paradise, you’ll send your son off to elementary school and he’ll come home looking like this.” 070
Call Me The Brie-ze @briesmith.xyz · 05/10/2026Take a good look at this, people. It says something about this woman. It says that I will fight, and I will keep on fighting, until I can’t fight any more! You don’t just throw something like this away. 1310
Call Me The Brie-ze @briesmith.xyz · 03/10/2026Here’s a satellite photo showing roughly where the pond, ditch and field were, for convenience 120
Call Me The Brie-ze @briesmith.xyz · 01/10/2026Friend, I am a trans woman, of course I watch pro NES Tetris. I watch Classic Tetris Monthly on Twitch. 020
Call Me The Brie-ze @briesmith.xyz · 01/10/2026If it’s a rival? Fair game. Your own, or a neutral? Mean-spirited. 120
Call Me The Brie-ze @briesmith.xyz · 01/10/2026Oh now this is a fascinating question I don’t even know if I can answer it off the top of my head. May have to think about this one. 110
Call Me The Brie-ze @briesmith.xyz · 01/10/2026The hell is this question? I could not give a rat’s ass about the American flag flying over fucking Greenland and I can’t imagine anyone else in full possession of their faculties doing so either 290
Call Me The Brie-ze @briesmith.xyz · 01/10/2026The Wings did not fire him, Chris Ilitch did, because Chris Ilitch is a fucking dipshit failson Seriously, at this point I’m not even sure if I want to be mad at Larkin 130
Call Me The Brie-ze @briesmith.xyz · 01/10/2026I would, because additional lore drop time: my grandmother was born there 250
Call Me The Brie-ze @briesmith.xyz · 01/10/2026Ooh, lore drop time It’s actually the reason I’m in Michigan! I used to cover the Michigan Legislature for what billed itself as Michigan’s largest online news source, specifically education and courts 140
Call Me The Brie-ze @briesmith.xyz · 01/10/2026There can be only one possible answer to this question: Christian. Fucking. Laettner. 3110
Call Me The Brie-ze @briesmith.xyz · 01/10/2026Can I be vulnerable and honest here? I was never really a Pokémon person as a kid, so my answer here is the distressingly basic Pikachu 230
Call Me The Brie-ze @briesmith.xyz · 01/10/2026Just turned off the Pope’s Men and the hated Astros for AEW, but so far the vibe has been “drunk as hell” 100
Call Me The Brie-ze @briesmith.xyz · 01/10/2026Best DC media that isn’t made by Chris Nolan. Kyle Chandler was a head-scratcher as Hal Jordan for me before the show started, now I want more of him in the role. 110
Call Me The Brie-ze @briesmith.xyz · 01/10/2026I know exactly what you mean. Think we’re all just marking time until Nov. 3 to at least have an idea of whether or not we can start to breathe a bit. You gotta find ways to give yourself a break, though 120
Call Me The Brie-ze @briesmith.xyz · 01/10/2026Mercifully I dodged having to go to Vegas in a couple of weeks for a show I’m sure we’ll be headed to Louisville around Thanksgiving, depending on Link’s schedule. Otherwise… have you see gas prices? 220
Call Me The Brie-ze @briesmith.xyz · 01/10/2026I don’t read as much as I would like to because I have a full-time job and kids in school, but I am usually down for most things. Trans fiction? @emoria.bsky.social’s Aftertaste General: Inspired by Rachel Held Evans 252
Call Me The Brie-ze @briesmith.xyz · 30/09/2026There are so many things that bother me about this 370
Call Me The Brie-ze @briesmith.xyz · 30/09/2026If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula 170
Call Me The Brie-ze @briesmith.xyz · 26/09/2026In brightest day, in blackest night, no hunger shall escape my sight 8380
Call Me The Brie-ze @briesmith.xyz · 25/09/2026I love having a terminally online millennial pastor. 0170
Call Me The Brie-ze @briesmith.xyz · 24/09/2026This is for @stevengodfrey.bsky.social but y’all can watch it too 1121
Call Me The Brie-ze @briesmith.xyz · 23/09/2026I don’t have one handy from quite that far back, but this is 22-year-old Brie and yeah, kinda 120
Call Me The Brie-ze @briesmith.xyz · 22/09/2026A Franklin Ace 1000, which was an Apple II clone. Mine was paired with a Commodore monitor that did color. 140