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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 03/02/2025

This is incorrect, it was actually said by Jonny Bairstow #cricket

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vaxxedcynic.bsky.social @vaxxedcynic.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

The Venn diagram of Christians and racists looks a lot like a circle on the Nazi’s platform. One dude with a bible emoji in his bio called South Sydney’s statement on Australia Day too woke. Sir: can I introduce you to a man named Jesus … 🫠

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B R E T T O @brettoshank.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

Musk is just a huge Dragons fan like all Nazis

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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 21/01/2025

BREAKING: Elon Musk honoured as new number one ticket holder of the Cronulla Sharks

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B R E T T O @brettoshank.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

Just like how Obama walked the US into Trump Albo is walking us into Dutton. Don’t let the media and Labor stans tell you that a Dutton victory is the fault of Greens and Independents

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B R E T T O @brettoshank.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

Adam O’Brien who the media constantly tip to be sacked and his team to be spoon contenders has made the finals 4 times in his 5 years In that same time these teams all have 6 appearances combined Cowboys 2 Broncos 1 Warriors 1 Titans 1 Bulldogs 1 Dragons 0 Tigers 0 AOB can coach

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B R E T T O @brettoshank.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

Every year we are tipped for the spoon by idiots like this because AOB can’t coach and if KP gets hurt blah blah blah. AOB has made the finals 4/5 times and last year KP missed 3 months and we still made the finals. Dogs make the finals once in 10 years and they are premiership contenders though

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B R E T T O @brettoshank.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

The only surprising thing about these NSW storms is that a test match isn’t currently being played here

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B R E T T O @brettoshank.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

January is so boring people watch Tennis and convince themselves it’s not complete arse

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B R E T T O @brettoshank.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

Elon’s hell site where n*gger is cool but cracker is a violation

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B R E T T O @brettoshank.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

This story is about Connor Votano being linked by the media to other clubs because his preferred position is fullback and his family saying it’s bullshit. But just to get outrage clicks they’ve made it seem like KP has done something wrong. Garbage like this is what creates the arrogant KP narrative

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Mariana Z @mariana057.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

Why did the Star Wars movies come out as 4,5,6,1,2,3? In charge of scheduling, Yoda was…

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B R E T T O @brettoshank.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

That’s just brain dead in the circumstances

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B R E T T O @brettoshank.bsky.social · 04/01/2025

Webster fucked it. Seems racist

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B R E T T O @brettoshank.bsky.social · 04/01/2025

Konstas being Billy big bollocks last night has been a huge success

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B R E T T O @brettoshank.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

Twitter has reached the Cronulla riots were a cry for help stage of Nazism

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B R E T T O @brettoshank.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

Half way up middle. Nice review watto

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B R E T T O @brettoshank.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

Scotty B carving up. You love to see it 🖤💛❤️

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B R E T T O @brettoshank.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

Is Smudge a good bad catcher or a bad good catcher?

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Gavin Shoebridge @kiwiev.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

𝘗𝘭𝘢𝘺𝘦𝘳 2 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘢𝘮𝘦.

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B R E T T O @brettoshank.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

You’d need to have the IQ of a mushroom to think T20 is better than this

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B R E T T O @brettoshank.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

I’m hearing Bumrah to the Roosters

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B R E T T O @brettoshank.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

Why the fuck are we helping India by blocking out the days play?

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B R E T T O @brettoshank.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

The only thing worse than Mitch Marsh’s bowling is Mitch Marsh’s batting

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B R E T T O @brettoshank.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

Australia once again getting what they deserve. Getting to 400 and slogging because you think you have enough is just arrogant. Sure, look to score freely but just slogging instead of looking to get 600 and only needing to bat once is naive at best

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B R E T T O @brettoshank.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

Mike Hussey would put a speed freak to sleep

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Major Tom @thewalruswasme.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

Tony Greig used to do the key test in a pitch. Reckon Scotty B would go close to using something else on the MCG pitch

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B R E T T O @brettoshank.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

Find someone who loves you like Scotty Boland loves the MCG pitch

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B R E T T O @brettoshank.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

Have Brendon McCullum and Ben Stokes taken credit for Sam Konstas yet ?

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André Brett @drdrehistorian.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

Proposal for an addition to the laws of cricket: upon the dismissal of one batter, another player who has already batted and been dismissed may be allowed to return to the crease if the third umpire can confirm their batting was “cool shit”

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B R E T T O @brettoshank.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

Smudge and Marnus batting together is a hate crime

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B R E T T O @brettoshank.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

2 direct hits to the cods is the most entertaining Marnus has been in 5 years

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Tim Byrne @tbyrne75.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

So hang on - this guy had Shane Watson as his mentor....and he *didn't* review an LBW dismissal?! I call shenanigans. #AUSvIND

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B R E T T O @brettoshank.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Liverpool, top of the league Liverpool Liverpool, top of the league

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B R E T T O @brettoshank.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

That fella in the middle would be a lovely present for Our Lord and Saviour Kalyn on his birthday

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B R E T T O @brettoshank.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

Your annual reminder that Die Hard is absolute shite

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B R E T T O @brettoshank.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

I’m keen to find out how Cowboys fans manage to blame the Knights for their injuries

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B R E T T O @brettoshank.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

Pat Cummings is an all time great bowler but he’s possibly the worst captain we’ve had and that includes 2 who cried on national tv

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B R E T T O @brettoshank.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

LESSSSS GOOOOOO ⛈️ ⚡️ 💚

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B R E T T O @brettoshank.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

A southerly buster pushing a storm up the coast after a 40 degree day is peak summer living

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B R E T T O @brettoshank.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

Qld weather ruining a test match. Wouldn’t happen in NSW

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B R E T T O @brettoshank.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

I hate the Sydney Swans but they’ve drafted a Blackfulla called ZIPPY FISH into their AFLW team and if you don’t think I’m buying her jersey you’re crazy

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