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@brengep.bsky.social
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marketing guy @nehumanesociety.bsky.social, “extremely online but not in an annoying way", in the top .008% of Enya listeners on Spotify, he/him, opinions my own

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Spooky Sky-leton 💀 @gobigred.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
King of the hill but something terrible happened to the tv screen and it looks like Bill’s eyeballs are melting out of his face while Dale looks on in shock
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brendan @brengep.bsky.social · 17h
this car wash is where Bud Crawford lives
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brendan @brengep.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
i didn’t see the pigs! but i would name one Chauncey if i could. and don’t worry! i am used to all kinds of variations on my name
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brendan @brengep.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
hello from Da Patch
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brendan @brengep.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
i’m here right now and i’m so sweaty. it’s upsetting
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old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 09/10/2026
trout haven billboard, "no license needed," route 385, black hills, south dakota, 1980
trout haven billboard, "no license needed," route 385, black hills, south dakota, 1980
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ceej @ceej.online · 09/10/2026
this is some real coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb stuff. if nothing else ossoff sure knows how to talk shit
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brendan @brengep.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The History of Concrete (2026), The Long Day Closes (1992), The Wizard of Oz (1939), Digger (2026) #LastFourWatched #LetterboxdFriday
The History of Concrete (2026), The Long Day Closes (1992), The Wizard of Oz (1939), Digger (2026)
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brendan @brengep.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
it's now the Mash. get with the times old man
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A New Color (1/5🧵)
Page 1: A man is walking home, smoking a cigarette, being quietly trailed by a UFO above him. As he enters his apartment, two aliens watch from inside the ship. Alien 1, who has a large head, says, “that’s him. Let’s move.” Page 2: The man walks upstairs as the aliens watch from the entrance of the building. The man enters his apartment and greets his little dog. Suddenly there is a knock at the door.Page 3: he peers through his peephole, and sees the two aliens standing in the hallway. Alien 1 is holding a briefcase. From behind him, the voice of alien one: “don’t scream.” Page 4: The aliens are seated across the room on the man’s couch. Sadie is in her bed next to them. Alien 1 says, “you’re not in any danger. Have a seat.” The man looks at his dog and thinks, “sadie is unusually calm.” Alien 1: don’t scream, or it’s a problem.
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brendan @brengep.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
fair
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brendan @brengep.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
good dog toby!!!!!
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brendan @brengep.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
is that broccoli
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Nebraska Humane Society @nehumanesociety.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Dune is today's Adopt a Shelter Dog Month dog! *Disclaimer: Dune has an unofficial fan club full of volunteers and staff. Adoption of Dune makes you the new Dune’s Dudes and Dudettes Fan Club President. 👑
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Nebraska Humane Society @nehumanesociety.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
well... within reason
a poster with Blade the dog on it that says "YOU CAN LICK EVERYTHING"
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columbo out of touch thursday @ootcolumbo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
friends, romans, countrymen… happy out of touch thursday
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brendan @brengep.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
been waiting for this one for a while! @beetlemoses.bsky.social
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brendan @brengep.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
this reminds me so much of this mushroom commercial
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mushrooms (TV commercial song)
YouTube video by it's not the vibe, stop.
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Ryan @ryansimmons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
uhh i was digitizing a box of old VHS tapes for my uncle... you guys ever hear of something called "The Mayonnaise Channel"??
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brendan @brengep.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
ENOUGH
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brendan @brengep.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Brinker? i Harding know her! is this anything
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Nebraska Humane Society @nehumanesociety.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We have THREE more dogs to show you for Adopt A Shelter Dog Month! First up is Chichi. This 6-year-old Boxer mix likes zooming around and exploring her surroundings. Our staff and volunteers have fallen in love with her goofiness and her charm—not to mention her adorable ears!
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Nebraska Humane Society @nehumanesociety.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Our NHS Halloween shirts are back from the grave! Order one soon so you can represent the shelter in style this spooky season! 💀 bit.ly/3lDMrE4
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Nebraska Humane Society @nehumanesociety.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Chaos briefly spent some time in a foster home, where he showed that he's a loving dog who wants to feel safe and be part of the family. He enjoys sun bathing, rolling in the grass, and the occasional chew toy. Once he becomes comfortable, he is incredibly cuddly and loyal.
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Nebraska Humane Society @nehumanesociety.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
To celebrate Adopt a Shelter Dog Month, we'll be featuring a dog for every day of the month! First up is Chaos, one of our longest-term residents! Don't be fooled by his name—this guy is the opposite of chaotic. He loves a nice leisurely stroll and snuggling up on the couch.
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Nebraska Humane Society @nehumanesociety.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Gracious is currently recovering from heartworm and needs to keep things pretty lowkey for a while to allow her heart to heal. Our adoption counselors will give her family plenty of resources on enrichment activities that keep her brain engaged while her body rests!
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Nebraska Humane Society @nehumanesociety.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Gracious is our next featured dog for Adopt A Shelter Dog Month! This girl is a champion snuggler and professional cutie pie. She can be shy but warms up quickly, especially if you have treats! Once you've won her over, she'll take all the love and affection as you can spare.
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brendan @brengep.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Safety Last! (1923), Cat People (1942), By Design (2025), House (1977) #LastFourWatched #LetterboxdFriday
Safety Last! (1923), Cat People (1942), By Design (2025), House (1977)
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brendan @brengep.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ow
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brendan @brengep.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
that’s me
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brendan @brengep.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
remember when he said he hadn't washed his hands in 10 years
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brendan @brengep.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
True Stories (1986)Thelma & Louise (1991)Far from Heaven (2002)Paper Moon (1973)
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brendan @brengep.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i love it when she hits the lego frog pose
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brendan @brengep.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
somehow
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brendan @brengep.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i’m at a wedding and they haven’t served dinner yet
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brendan @brengep.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Primetime (2026), Gattaca (1997), We’re All Going to the World’s Fair (2021), Thelma & Louise (1991) #LastFourWatched #LetterboxdFriday
Primetime (2026), Gattaca (1997), We’re All Going to the World’s Fair (2021), Thelma & Louise (1991)
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Nebraska Humane Society @nehumanesociety.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We've got an extra special girl to tell you about...but we can't show you what she looks like. Mystery Cat came to us from a bad situation, and for her safety we can't make her profile public, so we're hoping there might be an adopter out there interested in a blind date!
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brendan @brengep.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i keep getting emails that say Cox is now Spectrum. ok? why is that my problem. go away
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Nebraska Humane Society @nehumanesociety.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Breaking News: A new species of cat has been identified for the first time in a century
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brendan @brengep.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The Phone Call (2013), Snack Shack (2024), No Country for Old Men (2007), Stagecoach (1939) #LastFourWatched #LetterboxdFriday
The Phone Call (2013), Snack Shack (2024), No Country for Old Men (2007), Stagecoach (1939)
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brendan @brengep.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
have you considered culottes
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brendan @brengep.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
true
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Nebraska Humane Society @nehumanesociety.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"hey, can you go take some good pictures of the mice so we can get them adopted" "sure, no problem"
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Gregormortis (with Boo G's) @plusgreg.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Oh my God, they adapted a real life tennis love affair scandal from the shirt that @brengep.bsky.social made with no other inspirations: www.bonfire.com/big-challeng...
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Big Challengers | Bonfire
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brendan @brengep.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
sky
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brendan @brengep.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
one of my favorites!
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brendan @brengep.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Nebraska (2013), Of Unknown Origin (1983), Death of a Cheerleader (1994), Buffet Infinity (2025) #LastFourWatched #LetterboxdFriday
Nebraska (2013), Of Unknown Origin (1983), Death of a Cheerleader (1994), Buffet Infinity (2025)
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brendan @brengep.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
movies. i love em
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brendan @brengep.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
happy saw day 🪚
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