iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

I sometimes wonder how my life would be different if I hadn't caught a Saturday matinee on the SciFi channel of something called "Being John Malkovich" and watched the entire thing beginning to end with my mom and brother.

120

Reposted by Major Bren Derlin

Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

It’s hard to explain but tv was better when you couldn’t watch the show you wanted whenever you wanted to watch it and most of the shows were worse and the TVs were worse and the entire experience was worse, that’s when it was better

430124441643

Major Bren Derlin @brenderlin.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Definitely true for me. And not to wifeguypost but I also happened to marry a very awesome person at 30 which has definitely improved my quality of life more than anything else.

010

Major Bren Derlin @brenderlin.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

I can't totally confirm it but I'm pretty sure the answer is always gonna be AI. It's entirely ruined search in many areas.

010

Major Bren Derlin @brenderlin.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Why do we bash cool kids for bullying but we never question if the bullied kid has bad vibes? Or if they're just unpleasant to be around?

010

Reposted by Major Bren Derlin

Charles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going— SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti— SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE

126182356487

Reposted by Major Bren Derlin

Vince Mancini @vincemancini.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Indescribably pissed that I didn’t think of this

316613

Reposted by Major Bren Derlin

freecialis @freecialis.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

I agree that finding Sridhar funny is equivalent to Holocaust denial. In that you have to ignore a lot of math

642227

Major Bren Derlin @brenderlin.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

I really thought it would feel better than this.

000

Major Bren Derlin @brenderlin.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Walt be like "why can't I hold all these Oscars?"

Framed picture of Walt Disney with Oscar statuettes pouring out of his arms.

000

Major Bren Derlin @brenderlin.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

First I'm hearing of this. Worth checking out?

010

Major Bren Derlin @brenderlin.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Won't someone think of Indiana and the Texas Panhandle?! No, pretty much no one does.

000

Major Bren Derlin @brenderlin.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

I think I speak for all Californians when I say Idaho and North Dakota can suck it.

110

Major Bren Derlin @brenderlin.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Bonus points for looking a lot like the Cardassian insignia.

050

Major Bren Derlin @brenderlin.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

You are not joking that pin rules.

160

Major Bren Derlin @brenderlin.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Truly, imagine what British food would be like if they had been appropriating like this for centuries.

010

Major Bren Derlin @brenderlin.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Yep, I cancelled my subscription over this.

010

Major Bren Derlin @brenderlin.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Anyone who's had to cut out virtual slips for @swccg.bsky.social feels this one.

011

Major Bren Derlin @brenderlin.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Is this pig about to drink a stein full of mayo? Honestly, no notes.

010

Major Bren Derlin @brenderlin.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Is the Palisades parade still happening though?

000

Major Bren Derlin @brenderlin.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

I'd be like I never saw no "outside" on any hierarchy of needs bucko.

010

Reposted by Major Bren Derlin

Old School Punk Librarian @kennethf62.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Just a reminder. I'm always surprised how many people aren't aware of this. #Libraries

288195215035

Major Bren Derlin @brenderlin.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

The coffee shop near me sells it as a "Nathan Palmer" and I never realized what a missed opportunity that was until just now.

010

Major Bren Derlin @brenderlin.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

I mean the commodore phone is the current big purchase I'm tempted by so this certainly has potential for me.

000

Major Bren Derlin @brenderlin.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

That was my first thought when I saw schism watch too lol.

010

Major Bren Derlin @brenderlin.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

I never downloaded it because I was very into Star Wars Hunters at the time (RIP). Been getting the itch again, maybe it's time to finally give it a go.

010

Major Bren Derlin @brenderlin.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

The correct plural is actually worlds cup.

010

Major Bren Derlin @brenderlin.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

If it were me that would go in my bio.

021

Major Bren Derlin @brenderlin.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Feels like if this were true, a much better solution would be to make college tuition free but what do I know?

Screenshot of a CNN interview with the following caption. Rep. Marie Gluesenkamp Perez: "At those town halls, what I saw was that the people who were the most upset, a lot of them had spent the last 12 years driving their girls to sports practice and they view their best shot of their student getting a college education as an athletic scholarship. And so when we rush to moralize and be like 'this is all about love vs. hate,' I think we miss some of the nuance."

020

Major Bren Derlin @brenderlin.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Probably cause you're one of those losers who enjoys having a good time with your friends.

010

Major Bren Derlin @brenderlin.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

And Nintendo is outside, having a blast playing with super soakers.

010