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Breetz Rapid Transit @breetz.zone · 23h
The operating expenses on GPUs are massive. Even if you can rent the hardware for nothing actually running it would have to be profitable. I'm very skeptical.
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Breetz Rapid Transit @breetz.zone · 30/09/2026
Most art is mid, but also I think profitable art usually needs to be creative. Nolan is very anti-AI and released the second highest grossing film of the year. I don't think these things are unrelated.
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Breetz Rapid Transit @breetz.zone · 29/09/2026
Legendary
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Breetz Rapid Transit @breetz.zone · 29/09/2026
How many generations of shitposters in your family? Most of us are first-generation. We're not on your level.
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Breetz Rapid Transit @breetz.zone · 28/09/2026
one of the Burdens of being on the political left is that not only are you less of an asshole, but your policies actually work way more often
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Breetz Rapid Transit @breetz.zone · 28/09/2026
Are there some expected circumstances where it would? Because if not that begs the question why it can.
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Breetz Rapid Transit @breetz.zone · 28/09/2026
The parallelism with the previous scene is clearly baiting us
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Breetz Rapid Transit @breetz.zone · 28/09/2026
Honestly I expected them to fuck in that scene with the shower
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Breetz Rapid Transit @breetz.zone · 27/09/2026
Future linguist confirmed
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Breetz Rapid Transit @breetz.zone · 27/09/2026
Tbh it's pretty hilarious to me that stuff like rhyming mnemonics work so well. We're just weird little guys who remember poems and songs. But we can make that useful, too!
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Breetz Rapid Transit @breetz.zone · 27/09/2026
Party Hard by Andrew WK came on shuffle and so naturally I remembered the time in college I road tripped up to Duke with @kookaburrasakura.co.nz who made a mix CDs whose first three tracks were Party Hard
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Breetz Rapid Transit @breetz.zone · 27/09/2026
just got mad for the umpteenth time that Popstar flopped, but I guess good taste has never been popular
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Breetz Rapid Transit @breetz.zone · 26/09/2026
Is this like cast iron? Are people gonna get mad I put mine in the washing machine?
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Breetz Rapid Transit @breetz.zone · 26/09/2026
I did this about 4 times during The Weight
diagram of a man sitting in a chair holding a video game controller indicating moving from a reclining position to leaned forward (locked tf in)
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Breetz Rapid Transit @breetz.zone · 26/09/2026
Noovie seems like a ridiculously amazing gig for Maria Menounos. She does like 2 minutes tops in front of a green screen every 6-12 months. I wonder how much she gets paid for that.
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Breetz Rapid Transit @breetz.zone · 26/09/2026
Imagining a Goodfellas-style voiceover during this transaction. The guy you're buying this fruit from has a cigarette hanging out of his mouth that's half ash.
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Breetz Rapid Transit @breetz.zone · 26/09/2026
Wow both the Bay and It are Trans???
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Breetz Rapid Transit @breetz.zone · 25/09/2026
That's kind of why my suggestion is reduce the artificial scarcity as much as possible. But I'll admit I haven't thought about it deeply. Just mad about it lol.
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Breetz Rapid Transit @breetz.zone · 25/09/2026
You and I know that, but I think realistically many people will make a different choice. That's why I think a more structural fix is needed.
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Breetz Rapid Transit @breetz.zone · 25/09/2026
This is actually interestingly the only part that gives me pause about my policy suggestion. Many local game stores rely on selling singles in order to get by. Many of the externalities are positive! I just don't think it's overall worth it.
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Breetz Rapid Transit @breetz.zone · 25/09/2026
"lmao eat shit bozo" ftfy
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Breetz Rapid Transit @breetz.zone · 25/09/2026
The more we have trading card crimes, the more I'm convinced letting these cards be a collectible is straight up immoral. No one is out there stealing first edition monopoly money. I think these companies should be required to do reprints until everything is worthless.
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Breetz Rapid Transit @breetz.zone · 25/09/2026
I honestly don't have super strong opinions either way. He has some bangers but he's not really an artist I seek out. Ultimately the weird part of it is that he's treated as some kind of New Jersey Icon, which, fine, I guess. I just don't really think he's worth mentioning as much as he is.
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Breetz Rapid Transit @breetz.zone · 24/09/2026
one of the things I didn't expect when I moved to New Jersey is how often the politicians talk about Bruce Springsteen
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Breetz Rapid Transit @breetz.zone · 23/09/2026
It's wild that the two trailers for You Can See Everything have been more of a cultural event than the recent Spider-Man movie which has made $2.5 billion dollars
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Breetz Rapid Transit @breetz.zone · 22/09/2026
Look you have a 95% chance of landing in Albany. If you land anywhere else I never said 100% chance. Any different expectations are on you.
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Breetz Rapid Transit @breetz.zone · 21/09/2026
Read this like "there's always money in the banana stand"
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Breetz Rapid Transit @breetz.zone · 19/09/2026
And this is why Trainspotting 2 is a superior sequel *nods sagely*
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Breetz Rapid Transit @breetz.zone · 18/09/2026
damn straight
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Breetz Rapid Transit @breetz.zone · 18/09/2026
I'll tell you what I do like though: a hater, a dyed-in-the-wool hater. Cold blooded, clean, methodical and thorough.
Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg (Gary Oldman) holding a glass
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Breetz Rapid Transit @breetz.zone · 18/09/2026
Lol well there goes my thoughts of maybe going this year
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Breetz Rapid Transit @breetz.zone · 17/09/2026
Sicilian Ju-Jitsu
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Breetz Rapid Transit @breetz.zone · 16/09/2026
D-Day Lewis
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Breetz Rapid Transit @breetz.zone · 15/09/2026
the Oakland California Cinematic Universe
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Breetz Rapid Transit @breetz.zone · 15/09/2026
don't make promises your ass can't cash, Ian
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Breetz Rapid Transit @breetz.zone · 13/09/2026
Circa 2023 I went to an antique fair which had a big banner out front that proclaimed you could not sell anything less than 15 years old. I scoffed when I saw Star Wars prequel trilogy merch. Then I remembered what years those came out in.
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Breetz Rapid Transit @breetz.zone · 12/09/2026
Currently at a Mexican—Irish fusion restaurant. We got Irish cheddar queso fundido, which is delicious. For my entree I got chorizo hash which is topped with two poached eggs and hollandaise sauce, also excellent.
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Breetz Rapid Transit @breetz.zone · 12/09/2026
I'm here for non-riffs too, but this is great
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Breetz Rapid Transit @breetz.zone · 12/09/2026
took me a sec to parse this and my brain was just like "it's a hole in the shape of an anvil like in Looney Tunes"
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Breetz Rapid Transit @breetz.zone · 12/09/2026
They should have pro math teams. The windy city's team would be the Chicago Booles.
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Breetz Rapid Transit @breetz.zone · 07/09/2026
Maybe I just forgot because it's been 12 years 🫠
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Breetz Rapid Transit @breetz.zone · 07/09/2026
Tangential but I feel like if anyone but Kojima did this they'd be burned at the stake
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Breetz Rapid Transit @breetz.zone · 07/09/2026
😎😭
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Breetz Rapid Transit @breetz.zone · 07/09/2026
Pretty sure you did break their heart
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Breetz Rapid Transit @breetz.zone · 05/09/2026
1890s here 😎
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Breetz Rapid Transit @breetz.zone · 05/09/2026
Welp :/
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Breetz Rapid Transit @breetz.zone · 05/09/2026
I love environmental storytelling
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Breetz Rapid Transit @breetz.zone · 04/09/2026
New Jerseyans when they see a stop sign
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Breetz Rapid Transit @breetz.zone · 03/09/2026
There's a special pleasure of walking into an antique store and balking at insane prices for garbage
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Breetz Rapid Transit @breetz.zone · 03/09/2026
Guy who works for the evil corporation on the phone with the supply guy: Yeah buddy I don't know what to tell you, it says "big ass syringe with a window on the side so you can see the glowing liquid inside". Not my department, who's to say why those eggheads in R&D need this crap.
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