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@breakfast.forteanphenom.net
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Will probably mostly post about nudism and tabletop RPG's. Ergo, nsfw at times, obviously. Occasionally streams video games nude at joystick.tv/t/u/breakfast?t=ddf9a43…

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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 10/10/2026
If you like shower thoughts just wait until you hear grower thoughts.
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 08/10/2026
Whoa that's crazy what did the menu say!? I'm certain this is an actual and huge issue and not the New York Post being a sensationalist right-wing rag!
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 02/10/2026
Senator Van Hollen can do his work in Congress and also take the handful of seconds it takes to write a post on bluesky. Public messaging is important, especially with elections approaching.
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 02/10/2026
I wish I could set up a wishlist with digikey.com so my joystick followers could send me electronics parts
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 02/10/2026
Only if I can huff them.
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 02/10/2026
Congrats, brother!
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 01/10/2026
Another pic from the nude beach visit last month
Me nude, save for sunglasses, at Gunnison Beach. My friend's foot is placed vaguely in front of my penis, but not doing much to cover it.
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 30/09/2026
Over this genre of reply that challenges every post by any politician with "what are you doing about it?" There ARE people who talk without action, but Warren posts all the time about some new bill she's introducing or backing. Not every single post needs to be a detailed plan of action.
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 30/09/2026
Played this today. Definitely super enjoyable so far! Some pretty frustrating interface problems, but the balance of what the game tells vs. what you have to figure out is fantastic, and there are lots of awesome little gameplay details that are really enjoyable on a strategic level.
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 29/09/2026
I totally agree, and I find that kind of overt disgust off-putting and immature. You don't have to be turned on by a body to be okay with it existing, and with seeing it. Bodies don't exist solely to turn us on. Thank you for sharing this message!
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 25/09/2026
My last beach trip of the year with @uncle-jerm.bsky.social and @lbt0909.bsky.social
Just three naked friends hanging out at Gunnison beach to celebrate the birthday boy (in the middle)My friend and I lookin' a little orange in the sunset light at the nude beach.
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 25/09/2026
Happy belated! I just left my 30's and they were awesome! Hope they are as good for you :D
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 24/09/2026
De repente tengo ganas de ponerme la cara en algun lugar...
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 19/09/2026
It's not hot at all, but the premise of the ad is this fantasy babe saying how she wants to be your slut, and then it cuts to her on her knees looking up sadly and she says "Oh...you're not into busty elven whores? 🥺" so now whenever anyone tips me "I hate you!" that plays in response.
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 19/09/2026
Waist tiny, piss opaque.
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 19/09/2026
I agree, and fuck generative AI, and support real creators, and send nudes to your friends, and those ads are weird and creepy and not hot at all, BUT... a "customize your slut"-style ad once made me laugh so hard I choked and I had to download the ad to clip that part to use on my streams.
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 14/09/2026
Joystick.tv streamers who are using the bot perks for my subscribers (extra sound slots, extra notice slots, extra overlay slots) no longer lose the data in their bonus slots when the sub ends! Now, it just becomes inactive and will be there if you resub :)
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 12/09/2026
Happy birthday!
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 12/09/2026
It genuinely breaks my heart that this concept is so foreign to you. I hope that when sadness finds you, there are people who will make you smile as well.
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 12/09/2026
QUE SUERTE TIENE!! 🥵🥵🥵
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 11/09/2026
I laughed while talking to friends and family members at my grandmother's funeral, because grief is complicated. But yeah I guess if you don't consider certain people to be human beings capable of the full range of emotion, then this would be a really shocking headline.
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 08/09/2026
You just know that someone is cranking wild hog to those propped up feet in the white socks. (Not me, I just know enough foot fetishists to know it's 100% a thing.)
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 08/09/2026
I noticed that yesterday and I am IN LOVE. Less work for us and saves a little bit of character count. I don't imagine it was hard to implement and it's a HUGE QoL boon imo.
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 08/09/2026
Do you have evidence of him making this claim? The video in the thread you linked includes a him mentioning explicitly that the building he was in did not collapse. The man is a disgrace but I don't want to make accusations that are unfounded because they weaken our credibility
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 08/09/2026
"People get indoctrinated by LIBERALS when they go to college!!" - Guy who got indoctrinated by conservatives when he went to middle school
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Jorge Caldera @jorcald.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
*screaming while they tie me up and shove me into a pumpkin* SUMMER ENDS SEPT 21!!! WE STILL HAVE A MONTH OF SUMMER
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 30/08/2026
Got to watch this stupid stinky boy for a couple weeks! We had a fun time together, met some of the neighbors on walks, and ran around the park!
Me and a big goofy mutt smiling on my sofa. Pretty sure he has a little lab in him and a little pit.
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 29/08/2026
I guess as in other than the one I attend. Could also come from growing up in a small town. Everyone knew everyone in my church; if someone new came, EVERYONE would notice. If they offer tours, then all bets are off, I'd go to any denomination/religion as a tourist :p
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 29/08/2026
There might be some cultural difference either between our countries or perhaps it's that I was raised protestant and not catholic. But I can't imagine going inside someone else's church, even if we were the same denomination.
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 28/08/2026
Since Lake Ontario is Lake America now, we will need a new mnemonic to replace HOMES. There's only one word I can think of that you can make from the new letters, and that's "SHAME." I don't think bro thought this one through.
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 23/08/2026
a mi tambien!
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 22/08/2026
I am in awe of your prowess.
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 19/08/2026
I know arguing over who is what identity was so Woke 1.0 but I'm here to end the debate. We have long known the real answer, but none have been brave enough to say it. A woman is anyone who loads up their arms with all the groceries in the car at once to avoid talking multiple trips.
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 19/08/2026
Have the oats and berries ready, I'll bring the........butter? Eggs? What goes in cookies?
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 19/08/2026
TOTALLY fair. In general BI is not one of my go-to news sources (I'm no capitalist) but it was worth it to me to see what they said about him. I was pleasantly surprised!
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 19/08/2026
I did read it, and it's actually not negative. They are reporting favorably on his choices as mayor, recognizing that it is the accumulation of a bunch of little annoyances that can really mess with someone's life, and acknowledging that this will earn him the goodwill and support for bigger swings.
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 18/08/2026
A lady doesn't kiss and tell ;)
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 18/08/2026
Yeah, I just don't know how to make *any* kind of cookies, so I'll need a base recipe anyway :p I am a decently good cook, but baking has long eluded me.
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 18/08/2026
I've never had an oatmeal blueberry cookie but that sounds amazinggg.... Gonna have to buy a little fresh fruit before the summer's out and find a recipe!
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 18/08/2026
Glad you guys had fun! Always a treat to see you both!
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 18/08/2026
.....a 180 cm tall spider.
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 18/08/2026
maybe it's a spider in your walls
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 13/08/2026
Espero que haya disfrutado de tus vacaciones!
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Ryan 🦚 @ryanthemeek.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Anchovies:
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 08/08/2026
Look at that handsome faggot!! 😍😍😍
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 08/08/2026
This is true, but I think you misread the post you're replying to.
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 05/08/2026
Bueno, tiene sentido!
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 03/08/2026
I prefer topping and I'd still ride that high for like 3 weeks.
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 01/08/2026
Me too! I'm also glad it took this long. For a while, D&D culture leaned into a kind of wholesome optimism that I don't think would have done the setting justice. Dark Sun is an ugly world full of racism and tyranny and injustice, and I worry it would have been pretty declawed in 2019.
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 31/07/2026
DreamingSpanish ha empezado a dar tipo "trophies" y los primeros que gané hoy eran escuchar a maestros españoles y escuchar a maestros argentinos... Solo es porque Agustina hace MUCHOS videos y Andrés habla de temas que me interesan... 😰
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