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Ryan 🦚 @ryanthemeek.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Got my first proper paycheck today, and decided to purchase it on an armagnac with this badass design - will be diving into mixology and make sidecars next week!

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Ryan 🦚 @ryanthemeek.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I’m doing exactly this right now btw 🙂‍↕️

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Ryan 🦚 @ryanthemeek.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Salt when it wants to get its teeth cleaned:

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Ryan 🦚 @ryanthemeek.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This post is not an invitation for kink-shaming btw - that is also why I’ve pretty much have kept this to myself because I’ve gotten some comments calling people who have the pit fetish “disgusting,” which I don’t agree with 🫩 Those who have a pit fetish are my friends too btw!

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Ryan 🦚 @ryanthemeek.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I really need to say this as a gay autistic, but musk, ripe pits/borderline BO **REALLY** overstimulates me

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Ryan 🦚 @ryanthemeek.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I bet that feels SO good for geese 😩😩😩😳😳😳

A Canada goose, flying with the neck completely straightened.

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Ryan 🦚 @ryanthemeek.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I’m literally so sick of these fucking Instagram reel captions OH MY GOD WRAP IT UP

7.16am, a gimmick account that posts pop culture, with a small, manual caption that is 7 words or less that says “fierce is fierce i’m sorry like” followed by an AI-generated 5-paragraph essay about a simple transformation of Bella Thorne’s style (I’m not writing all of that).

An Instagram caption by memedwyd that reads “Bro collected every nation’s fit except Water Tribe.” Followed by another AI-generated essay about Aang’s outfit changes depending on what nation he is in. Please kill me

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Ryan 🦚 @ryanthemeek.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

When ducks do that thing with their neck when they fly >>>>> 😍😍😍😍😍😳

Two mallards: A male on right and a female on left

Three mallards flying: Two males on left and middle, and female on right. When ducks (or really any kind of goose, waterfowl or heron) fly, their necks completely straighten.

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Ryan 🦚 @ryanthemeek.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Got my first paycheck and first thing I did was resub to Apple Music

Marguerite Perrin, the “God Warrior,” saying “it’s dark-sided” except she’s been Faceapped and the caption reads “it’s light-sided.”

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Ryan 🦚 @ryanthemeek.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Get your fucking ass up and insert cash or select payment type. It seems like NOBODY is using PIN pad to complete transaction these days.

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Ryan 🦚 @ryanthemeek.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Begging for more World of Warcraft oomves especially since WoW Forever is coming really soon and how Malfurion is the hottest character in the lore

A dog (don’t know the breed - a sheep dog of some kind?), looking bewildered, with the caption “is he ugly on purpose?”

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Ryan 🦚 @ryanthemeek.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

World of Warcraft Classic+ announced

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Ryan 🦚 @ryanthemeek.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

idk i feel like this blizzcon they have said a whole lot of nothing 😭

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Ryan 🦚 @ryanthemeek.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Legitimately just found out that Sheryl Crow (1996) was finally pressed on vinyl and it’s been out for MONTHS? And people are saying the pressing is FLAWLESS???

Madonna, in a black, waist-tight corset.

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Ryan 🦚 @ryanthemeek.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Every once in a while I get bouts of nihilism but then I remember music exists and all of a sudden life is worth living…wait a minute!

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Ryan 🦚 @ryanthemeek.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Honey in 1991 when Granny Smith introduces them to the apple:

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Ryan 🦚 @ryanthemeek.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

It is SO fucked up how there is ZERO people who have a piece of guitar string that wear it like it’s a wedding ring wrapped around their finger.

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Ryan 🦚 @ryanthemeek.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Got a j*b offer

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Ryan 🦚 @ryanthemeek.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Why are we still talking about a certain wizard?

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Ryan 🦚 @ryanthemeek.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Björk when she gets a new TV:

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Ryan 🦚 @ryanthemeek.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Trying my luck for the first time by applying to a t*mp ag*ncy

The first verse of Domino by Jessie J except the lyrics read “I’m feeling ugly and restricted” and someone FaceApped an extra bang on her.

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Ryan 🦚 @ryanthemeek.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM

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Ryan 🦚 @ryanthemeek.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Great egrets are so funny while flying because they are 80% leg and this queen is wearing high heels!

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Ryan 🦚 @ryanthemeek.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Reopening this conversation because it’s time we get down to the issue of why people throw up to incentivize other people to throw up!

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Phil Salvador @philsalv.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Not joking: I think this is a legitimate form of living history for online games. It's like an old-timey pioneer town where people pretend to be blacksmiths. This is a more accurate way to experience what WOW was like 20 years ago than being in an empty server

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Randall @revuestarlight.net · 27/08/2026

customized my wow server to add ~100 bots to goldshire inn who will never leave and are programmed to argue about the xbox 360 vs ps3 nonstop

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Ryan 🦚 @ryanthemeek.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Okay but 99 brand root beer liqueur with club soda kind of made a point though!!!

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Ryan 🦚 @ryanthemeek.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Everyone is so unrelenting for F** today

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Ryan 🦚 @ryanthemeek.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Alleria and Turalyon DESTROYS Void Foot Mommy with facts and evidence

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Ryan 🦚 @ryanthemeek.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Begging the Algorithm Gods to siphon the gays who love to play World of Warcraft to me because I can’t have an audience who cannot understand what “Alleria and Turalyon destroys Void Foot Mommy with facts and evidence” means

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Ryan 🦚 @ryanthemeek.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

“We know not everyone wants to go viral” okay but that’s not the issue of why we hate it. We hate it because the posts literally goes outside your targetted audience and it’s so fucking awkward every time

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Ryan 🦚 @ryanthemeek.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

As you can tell by my accent, I am from Dallas Tex-ASS 😱

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Ryan 🦚 @ryanthemeek.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

The Anglicization of some “renowned” European names during the Renaissance are kind of crazy because how do you get Ferdinand Magellan from Fernão de 🗣️MAGALHÃES 🗣️

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Ryan 🦚 @ryanthemeek.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Me: *applies to many jahbs on Hwœrkday, gets #Rihjected at like midnight for the majority of these for some reason* The news: “Hwœrkday is being sued for their AI automatically #Rihjecting applicants, a major discriminatory practice*

Cate Blanchett at the end of a Squid Game episode except the frame is in black and white and the text reads “Oh my god bruh”

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Ryan 🦚 @ryanthemeek.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Tried cola with 99 brand cherry limeade liqueur

Patrick Star after being burned to a crisp by King Neptune’s trident.

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Ryan 🦚 @ryanthemeek.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

This just might be the gayest meme I’ve ever come across

The cover art of Your Disco Needs You by Kylie Minogue, with an extra bit of memetic text:

“BAIXOU O NÍVEL (lit. “lowered the bar,” as in lowering one’s expectations/standards of someone or something) may this summer bring you the happiest memories ever.” This same passage was used in a meme that features J-pop singer Koda Kumi’s infamous cover art for “Come with Me,” which was a major hit single in Japan.

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Ryan 🦚 @ryanthemeek.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

My fellow Goldcrappians: you have now all been purified and promoted to RyantheMeekians (I changed my handle because this account is sanitized to the point I’m comfortable using it lmao)

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Ryan 🦚 @ryanthemeek.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

The Stock Market when it crashed in 1929:

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