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@breakfast.forteanphenom.net
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Will probably mostly post about nudism and tabletop RPG's. Ergo, nsfw at times, obviously. Occasionally streams video games nude at joystick.tv/t/u/breakfast?t=ddf9a43…

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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 01/10/2026
Another pic from the nude beach visit last month
Me nude, save for sunglasses, at Gunnison Beach. My friend's foot is placed vaguely in front of my penis, but not doing much to cover it.
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 25/09/2026
My last beach trip of the year with @uncle-jerm.bsky.social and @lbt0909.bsky.social
Just three naked friends hanging out at Gunnison beach to celebrate the birthday boy (in the middle)My friend and I lookin' a little orange in the sunset light at the nude beach.
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 30/08/2026
Got to watch this stupid stinky boy for a couple weeks! We had a fun time together, met some of the neighbors on walks, and ran around the park!
Me and a big goofy mutt smiling on my sofa. Pretty sure he has a little lab in him and a little pit.
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 31/07/2026
DreamingSpanish ha empezado a dar tipo "trophies" y los primeros que gané hoy eran escuchar a maestros españoles y escuchar a maestros argentinos... Solo es porque Agustina hace MUCHOS videos y Andrés habla de temas que me interesan... 😰
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 27/07/2026
Me and @uncle-jerm.bsky.social at Gunnison Beach
Me and my tattooed bro with our arms around each other
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 08/07/2026
❤️ the LED sign board at this Korean market that is repeatedly scrolling the text "LED Sign Board"
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 04/07/2026
Home from a nice (if sweltering) day out. Someone bring me a lemonade and a foot rub!
Just me naked in my bath tub, with a tasteful amount of the base of the shaft showing. My hair looks a little goofy 'cause I was wearing a hat outside, but the bush is looking great, so I'll post it.
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 26/06/2026
Lettin' the boys air out a little before heading to the gym. Also, my first #fcf post.
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 24/06/2026
I didn't wanna put my pants back on to leave the gay campground...
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 17/06/2026
'bout halfway to Roseland Gay Campground!
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 15/05/2026
yeah, europe was cool, but can they do THIS?!
vegetarian chorizo hash, croissant French toast with strawberry sauce, and a double cheese burger with fries from Jam in Columbia
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 12/05/2026
Had a costream with @victorknight.bsky.social on his channel today! This alone was worth the trip to Spain.
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 12/05/2026
He encontrado mi hogar <3
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 11/05/2026
Having a great time in Spain with @victorknight.bsky.social! We'll be streaming together tomorrow on joystick!
me and my long time internet buddy VictorKnight lying in bed naked after hanging out, he's showin' off his arms and pics and i'm holding the camera
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 04/05/2026
Breakfast pronounced dead at 21:43 CET. Cause of death: fondue overdose.
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 04/05/2026
preparate bien
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 03/05/2026
Big Swiss meal with my sister-in-law at a biergarten
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 01/05/2026
No, somehow, this bathroom is SMALLER, actually!
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 01/05/2026
Fancy seeing you here!
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 30/04/2026
Finally got a chance to try English breakfast! Now off to the biggest gay shop in England, and then nude men's yoga!
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 28/03/2026
Me and my friend as photographed by their fiancé this morning
My friend is standing by the bed with their hairy penis in frame while I lie down on the bed with my cock flopping to the side.
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 15/03/2026
Kilt night at @mixersbarbaltimore.bsky.social!
armpit out selfie in the bathroom.  i've got my kilt lifted up to show off my soft cock
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 13/03/2026
Smellin' good before bath time!
Standing in front of the bathtub showin' off my pit before washing up. I've got my glasses off, and I smell nice and musky.

My friend is coming over tomorrow for naked board games, and maybe if he's down, I might post a pic with us together, either here or on my nonshy!
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 03/03/2026
On my way to my monthly massage. Missed last month due to my injury, so I booked an extra 30 mins for today!
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 13/02/2026
It's giving....
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 22/01/2026
Ah yes the "Music of Latin America" mix! Featuring artists from all your favorite Latin American countries, like....France, Turkey, and Armenia!
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 21/01/2026
Happy birthday, Dad!
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 22/12/2025
Good to get naked after a long day visiting family!
Me in a hotel room bathroom, nude except for my glasses. My bush looks dark and prominent in the white, brightly lit room.
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 02/12/2025
NO, it's fucking NOT! For a given volume, a sphere famously has the LEAST surface area to glaze! Also, this is not the correct formula for the surface area of a torus!
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 09/11/2025
Home from the bar. Night night, everybody.
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 08/11/2025
honestly why bother when there's already this insightful analysis?
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 30/08/2025
it's like this,
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 25/08/2025
Roseland Gay Campground in West Virginia
me, nude with a towel over my shoulder, visible from the mid chest up, with the Appalachian Mountains in the backgroundDifferent angle of the Appalachian Mountains, this time I'm fully nude except for a hat and sunglasses, leaning on the railing of the pool deckclotched pic, in a plaid shirt and hat, in the pool cabana.  mostly included this one 'cause my beard looks great here.outfit for the kilt party, photographed in my cabin mirror.  khaki kilt and a dark gray tank top.  wearing sneakers and socks and my sunglasses, which I had to take of because it got dark.  luckily i remembered to pack my spare glasses to the party, as well as condoms and lube.
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 06/08/2025
Still not in LOVE with how the barber did my beard, but it's not so bad as it was day 1.
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 04/07/2025
Got my outfit picked out for camping next month!
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 25/05/2025
Tried menudo for the first time today! It was pretty good, but I'm not sure I'd order it again. It's VERY soft, so a whole bowl of it was a little much.
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 15/05/2025
The weather is finally warm enough to walk around naked with the windows open. Love the fresh air!
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 15/05/2025
Getting a few grays in my beard! DILFtown, here I come!
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 22/04/2025
On the road back home! Stopped for the night in Connecticut. Feels good to be nude again after a weekend with the sister in law :D #nudist
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 19/04/2025
on a hike with my husband and my sister in law. we made it to the water just in time for the sun to be right in our eyes!
me, a bearded dude, smiling in the woods next to a sign for Harraseeket Trail, in Coastal Maineme squinting by Casco Bay 'cause the sun is blinding me but I still look cute AF
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 25/01/2025
I think this is the year I finally perfected my cutting-carrots-into-cute-flower-shapes-for-hot-pot-garnish skills!
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 10/01/2025
Made an indicator on my personal website to mark when I'm online on @joystick.tv ! That was a fun little project :)
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 19/12/2024
a pic I took for a friend who asked how hairy I was.  Standing in our geat bathroom fully nude.  I've got a full bush and pretty hairy legs and forearms, but only a little dusting of chest hair.   Anyway, my soft cock looked fantastic in this pic so I wanted to share!
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 13/12/2024
photo of me chilling naked in the bathtub.  my beard is growing out, and my penis is just visible beneath the water.  this is my first post here with my surgical scar on my chest visible.
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 20/11/2024
jk jk :) We have a Turkish market near the house and every time I pick up a box of this stuff is lasts like 4 days.... we got this one this afternoon.
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 14/11/2024
Learned about implicit casting on custom classes in c# and got a lot of work done on a die probability calculator, since anydice has some functions that are lacking imo. This is a pretty simple proof of concept, but it supports custom dice and can parse written math, which I'm pretty proud of!
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 10/04/2024
An old one but I miss Florida... Hopefully next year I can head back!
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 23/03/2024
i should probably get a profile pic before posting nudity, but here we are....
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