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@breakfast.forteanphenom.net
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Will probably mostly post about nudism and tabletop RPG's. Ergo, nsfw at times, obviously. Occasionally streams video games nude at joystick.tv/t/u/breakfast?t=ddf9a43…

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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 21h
If you like shower thoughts just wait until you hear grower thoughts.
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 02/10/2026
I wish I could set up a wishlist with digikey.com so my joystick followers could send me electronics parts
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 01/10/2026
Another pic from the nude beach visit last month
Me nude, save for sunglasses, at Gunnison Beach. My friend's foot is placed vaguely in front of my penis, but not doing much to cover it.
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 25/09/2026
My last beach trip of the year with @uncle-jerm.bsky.social and @lbt0909.bsky.social
Just three naked friends hanging out at Gunnison beach to celebrate the birthday boy (in the middle)My friend and I lookin' a little orange in the sunset light at the nude beach.
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 24/09/2026
De repente tengo ganas de ponerme la cara en algun lugar...
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 14/09/2026
Joystick.tv streamers who are using the bot perks for my subscribers (extra sound slots, extra notice slots, extra overlay slots) no longer lose the data in their bonus slots when the sub ends! Now, it just becomes inactive and will be there if you resub :)
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 08/09/2026
"People get indoctrinated by LIBERALS when they go to college!!" - Guy who got indoctrinated by conservatives when he went to middle school
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Jorge Caldera @jorcald.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
*screaming while they tie me up and shove me into a pumpkin* SUMMER ENDS SEPT 21!!! WE STILL HAVE A MONTH OF SUMMER
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 30/08/2026
Got to watch this stupid stinky boy for a couple weeks! We had a fun time together, met some of the neighbors on walks, and ran around the park!
Me and a big goofy mutt smiling on my sofa. Pretty sure he has a little lab in him and a little pit.
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 28/08/2026
Since Lake Ontario is Lake America now, we will need a new mnemonic to replace HOMES. There's only one word I can think of that you can make from the new letters, and that's "SHAME." I don't think bro thought this one through.
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 19/08/2026
I know arguing over who is what identity was so Woke 1.0 but I'm here to end the debate. We have long known the real answer, but none have been brave enough to say it. A woman is anyone who loads up their arms with all the groceries in the car at once to avoid talking multiple trips.
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Ryan 🦚 @ryanthemeek.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Anchovies:
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 31/07/2026
DreamingSpanish ha empezado a dar tipo "trophies" y los primeros que gané hoy eran escuchar a maestros españoles y escuchar a maestros argentinos... Solo es porque Agustina hace MUCHOS videos y Andrés habla de temas que me interesan... 😰
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 27/07/2026
Me and @uncle-jerm.bsky.social at Gunnison Beach
Me and my tattooed bro with our arms around each other
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 16/07/2026
Today on stream I discovered that there are people who like lasagna. Worried for you guys. ❤️‍🩹
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 14/07/2026
I don't know anything about My Chemical Romance but I have friends who post gifsets of it on Tumblr and I desire that clown, why did they make him so sexy?
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Jeffers @troublecumsround.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
There should be a day dedicated to tops showing hole
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 08/07/2026
❤️ the LED sign board at this Korean market that is repeatedly scrolling the text "LED Sign Board"
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 04/07/2026
Home from a nice (if sweltering) day out. Someone bring me a lemonade and a foot rub!
Just me naked in my bath tub, with a tasteful amount of the base of the shaft showing. My hair looks a little goofy 'cause I was wearing a hat outside, but the bush is looking great, so I'll post it.
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 29/06/2026
Comitting now, Thursday early afternoon will be my next stream. Starting some time between 12 and 2 pm Eastern time. Sorry I've been gone so long! I had a lovely vacation and then a week of camping and my everything is finally back in order :D
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 26/06/2026
Lettin' the boys air out a little before heading to the gym. Also, my first #fcf post.
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 24/06/2026
I didn't wanna put my pants back on to leave the gay campground...
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 17/06/2026
'bout halfway to Roseland Gay Campground!
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 15/06/2026
Every time I say I can never remember the difference between a tornado watch and a tornado warning, people confidently offer me the LEAST HELPFUL mnemonics on the planet.
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 06/06/2026
I got asked the other night at Jockstrap Night if I shaved my ass or it naturally looked like that, and I am still recovering from that.
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 31/05/2026
Starting to pack for Roseland gay campground! Since we're going with another couple, it's gonna require a little more coordination to make sure we don't uneccessarily double up things for our cabin, but also don't miss anything.
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 27/05/2026
I would pay extra for a gym that doesn't play music.
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 15/05/2026
yeah, europe was cool, but can they do THIS?!
vegetarian chorizo hash, croissant French toast with strawberry sauce, and a double cheese burger with fries from Jam in Columbia
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 12/05/2026
Had a costream with @victorknight.bsky.social on his channel today! This alone was worth the trip to Spain.
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Victor Knight 🔞🔞 @victorknight.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Do I look cute sucking on? @breakfast.forteanphenom.net
Me licking my good friend Breakfast's balls
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Victor Knight 🔞🔞 @victorknight.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
STREAMING WITH THE LOVELY @breakfast.forteanphenom.net !!!! joystick.tv/u/VictorKnight
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 12/05/2026
He encontrado mi hogar <3
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 11/05/2026
Having a great time in Spain with @victorknight.bsky.social! We'll be streaming together tomorrow on joystick!
me and my long time internet buddy VictorKnight lying in bed naked after hanging out, he's showin' off his arms and pics and i'm holding the camera
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 08/05/2026
Had a lot of fun at the bars in Madrid. Got some hot kisses and some handsome bearded mouths on my cock, but I just realized that I have had ZERO uncut dick in my mouth since we got here. What's the POINT of going to Europe if I can't lick under a guy's foreskin!?!
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 06/05/2026
I feel such immediate trust toward anyone who calls me a faggot endearingly.
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 04/05/2026
Breakfast pronounced dead at 21:43 CET. Cause of death: fondue overdose.
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 03/05/2026
Big Swiss meal with my sister-in-law at a biergarten
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 01/05/2026
No, somehow, this bathroom is SMALLER, actually!
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 01/05/2026
Fancy seeing you here!
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 30/04/2026
Finally got a chance to try English breakfast! Now off to the biggest gay shop in England, and then nude men's yoga!
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 29/04/2026
Normally, I'd post a naked bathroom selfie while traveling, but my hotel in London has a bathroom so small that that's really not possible. Better luck in Zurich :/
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>be prion @basedprion.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
enigma of amigara fault #lego
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 21/04/2026
Our last stream together before I fly out to meet VK in person!
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 20/04/2026
Que suerte tengo por tener la oportunidad de encontrarme con este guapisimo el mes que viene?!? Nos hemos conocido por años por internet. Estoy listisimooooooo!
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Victor Knight 🔞🔞 @victorknight.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Streaming with the lovely handsome hung funny @breakfast.forteanphenom.net beta.joystick.tv/u/breakfast
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They Might Be Giants @tmbg.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
was once New Amsterdam.
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 10/04/2026
I always read Doechii's name like "douchi," the Chinese beans.
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 06/04/2026
Compré unos audifonos y escuchaba a Lux de Rosalía mientras hacía ejercisio y ahora mi pussy puede levantar 180 kilos. 💪
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breakfast @breakfast.forteanphenom.net · 02/04/2026
Do European hotels as a rule not have gyms in them? In the states nearly every hotel I've stayed in has at least a little "fitness room" with a treadmill, an elliptical, and some weights, but NONE of the hotels for our Europe trip list a fitness facility among the amenities...
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