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Brayton Badger

@braytonbadger.bsky.social
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🦡 39M IL | Digger of holes, taker of photos, writer of words

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Brayton Badger @braytonbadger.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Chauncy, it seems the furbies have returned. Release the hounds... oh no...
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Brayton Badger @braytonbadger.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Badger Badger makes a big mushroom cloud
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Amberley Museum @amberleymuseum.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Where else will you find a Steampunk Badger and R2D2 other than at Amberley Steampunk?
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tiiiooo coyoteeee @tiocoyote.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
👅
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Brayton Badger @braytonbadger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s a sad world we live in that people have to be reminded to respect possum autonomy
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Brayton Badger @braytonbadger.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I visited in the early 10s and the plaza and the two pools were very moving. Two tranquil voids in the middle of the city surrounded by names and the sound of water. www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8T4...
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The Pool Cleaner: Cleaning the Reflecting Pools at the 9/11 Memorial Honors a Painful History | TIME
YouTube video by TIME
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Wyatt Derp @wyattfox.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
introspection is easy when you only have 2 brain cells 📽️ @alpineshep.bsky.social
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Brayton Badger @braytonbadger.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Haunting. Can't wait!
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Brayton Badger @braytonbadger.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I grew up in WI & had a college friend from the northwoods & he had the Yoopper accent--similar but not the same as the Minnesota accent. His was very deep long-Os. I am a bit envious as well. Now I live in Central IL & I've had some coworkers from southern IL tell me I sound Canadian.
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Brayton Badger @braytonbadger.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The east end of Route 66 isn’t far from me and it passes thru my area! What if we met in the middle??? 👉👈 Just kidding. The middle is in like Oklahoma or the TX panhandle. Nobody wants that.
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Brayton Badger @braytonbadger.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Congrats! Hope it's awesome!
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Tauss @yote.gay · 02/09/2026
This just vaporized a million millennials
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Brayton Badger @braytonbadger.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Yay! Museums! I hit up the one in St. Louis two weeks ago for the first time. I like to ponder the art.
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Brayton Badger @braytonbadger.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Definitely don't feed them after midnight either!
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Wyatt Derp @wyattfox.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Come on in the water’s fine! 💦🦊💦
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Brayton Badger @braytonbadger.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I saw a review of this game online, looks unique and interesting!
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Brayton Badger @braytonbadger.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
This but "Sacramen-toooo!" www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJLQ...
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Portland Anthem
YouTube video by helchin93
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Brayton Badger @braytonbadger.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I live near an airport, under a flight path! The thought of putting up an inflatable thing like this would be delightfully absurd. Maybe give some pilots a good hearty chuckle! Then again, it's often very windy here. I don't need my bouncy fake weapon system blowing away into the neighbor's yard.
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Brayton Badger @braytonbadger.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Happy late Birthday! (Not far behind you! lol)
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Brayton Badger @braytonbadger.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I want you to know I understand this reference and appreciate you made this joke. Bravo!
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Brayton Badger @braytonbadger.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Went to a museum and saw the OG furry today. Old School swagger still going strong after 3k years!
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Brayton Badger @braytonbadger.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
BadgerPotat (He’s still watching me)
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two raccoons are sitting at a table with a bunch of podcast recording equipment. Raccoon one says into the microphone, “you gotta cut the negativity out of your life.” Panel 2: raccoon replies, “facts” Panel 3: raccoon 1 continues with his hands clasped together to capture the sincerity of his monologue, “that way you have more time to eat garbage.” Raccoon 2 contributes, “that’s facts”
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Brayton Badger @braytonbadger.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I'm in Central IL and you all in Chicagoland have gotten way more storms than us. They keep on going your way or south through STL. The plants here are starting to turn yellow.
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Brayton Badger @braytonbadger.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Glad you're doing better! I wish you a speedy recovery!
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Wyatt Derp @wyattfox.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
We are the foxes who say "Yip!" 🦊🌿🦊 w/ @antillo.bsky.social & @kartfox.bsky.social 📹 @braytonbadger.bsky.social
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I really want to believe a badger made this sign then placed it at the campsite up the road from me, solely because it gets high from being an agent of chaos.
WARNING: Badgers are active here at night.

*Drawing of a cute badger who looks like it would love to hang out with you and chat about all sorts of stuff, including great folk music and its favourite types of biscuit*

They *will* break into tents and awnings if they smell food
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Brayton Badger @braytonbadger.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Badger party!
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Wyatt Derp @wyattfox.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Please, help us put an end to this hurtful stereotype. Thank you 🧡 w/ @kartfox.bsky.social
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Wyatt Derp @wyattfox.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Good morning 🥚🥚🥚
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Wyatt Derp @wyattfox.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Oxygen is overrated 😵‍💫 w/ @antillo.bsky.social 📷 @braytonbadger.bsky.social
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Brayton Badger @braytonbadger.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
What’s @wyattfox.bsky.social doing east of the Rockies??? Did the containment fail?
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Brayton Badger @braytonbadger.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
24-hour Furry service guaranteed!
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Brayton Badger @braytonbadger.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Here’s the best I’ve seen in my area
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Brayton Badger @braytonbadger.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
🌳SPAGETT!🌳
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Brayton Badger @braytonbadger.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
It’s probably a short spur to a specific customer like a sawmill or lumberyard and might even be customer owned so it’s probably barely maintained
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Logan V. 🌱 { 𓃥𓃥𓃦 } @animalshapes.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Up with the sun 🌄 #art | #commissions
American badger! He/him
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Brayton Badger @braytonbadger.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
They're trying to make #linttrapping a thing
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🌿 Eiro / Roomba 🍄 @kaijutonic.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
My entry to BadgerTrust’s hoodie design competition! Unfortunately I didn’t get shortlisted but I figured I’d share anyway! 🦡🦡🦡🦡 #furry #furryart #badger #badgerart
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Scruffydraws @scruffydraws.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Got bored and made Bodie and Frank in purely animal form. Cheers!
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Wyatt Derp @wyattfox.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I went to a very prestigious university. I graduated cum louda 🎓🍑 📷 @braytonbadger.bsky.social
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Brayton Badger @braytonbadger.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Have you ever thought about how when you drive somewhere far away, your tires touched a strip of ground continuously the whole way from where you started?
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gil (spooky) @critterpatrick.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
There might not be any bulldog teams left in March Madness this year, but that doesn't mean that @emberbat.bsky.social can't turn me into one for this lovely #TFTuesday! I think the form fits me pretty well, though the jowls might take some getting used to...
Digital art headshot of a man turning into a bulldog.
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Jenny Dolfen ✨MCM AA M-19✨ @jennydolfen.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Constable Earstripe. I’m currently reading the „Saint of Steel“ series by T. Kingfisher. It has romance, hilarity, absurdity, horror, and badgerfolk, a.k.a. gnoles! I’m also working on a gouache brushset for Procreate, which this was made with. =)
Digital gouache painting Constable Earstripe from T.Kingfisher‘s Saint of Steel Series. He is a gnole (essentially, badgerfolk), and is bipedal and clad in leather armour and carrying a spear.
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Snarky Sardine @snarkysardine.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
full mask sporran plus guest badger appearance from @weirdoartpatron.big-bros.org
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ted (evil) @corantus.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
random wildlife studies
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Narfy Farmer Narf @narfraccoon.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Some doodles of Boris the badger boy!
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Rachez @rachez.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Happy MarTen longfriends! #martenday
Art of lots of different mustelid heads
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Brayton Badger @braytonbadger.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
No think + all stink
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Brayton Badger @braytonbadger.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Prost! Have a great trip!
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