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@critterpatrick.bsky.social
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hare there and everywhere, 30, ace, writer, enthusiasm enthusiast. i like sports and music and love talking about both. he/him. central Iowa. Icon by @joldfish.bsky.social

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where there's a gil there's a gay @critterpatrick.bsky.social · 11h
Just finished this, a lovely book that I would recommend to anyone who wants relationships and fun animal fellas who feel Real. @tyfoxface.bsky.social put me thru the emotional wringer lol
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lurabbyte.bsky.social @lurabbyte.bsky.social · 13h
Good luck!
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Noah Cohan @noahcohan.bsky.social · 17h
This is great. Jameis's public profile makes me feel like I am taking crazy pills. "Every charming quote from Winston shared across platforms...serves as a reminder that sports media writ large appears to value those who have been accused of sexual assault rather than survivors."
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where there's a gil there's a gay @critterpatrick.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
writing a story with an anthro lemur main character and for the sake of character descriptions it is very handy that there are so many pics out there of lemurs holding things like a people with their like-a-people hands
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Snakehab 🐍 @ahab.bird.gay · 29/09/2026
It's #Snektember, and also #Biceptember, and also the first day of the MLB playoffs... put all that together and it means there's a sssseriousssly sssstrong sssslugger at the plate!
Snakehab wearing a baseball uniform that says "Cobras", flexing and pointing his bat toward the outfield as he prepares to hit.
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where there's a gil there's a gay @critterpatrick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the 2026 Bears appear to be Nice With It™️
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⚠️ D3X ⚠️ ⚡️🔌 🔜 ACFI @gothbnuuydex.com · 09/02/2026
🏷️[ #art / #furryart ]
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where there's a gil there's a gay @critterpatrick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
showering and shavin my face on a Sunday morning makes me feel so Fresh and Light and Ready For The Week
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where there's a gil there's a gay @critterpatrick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If I see one more "dad bod" furry art where the guy has the physique of a powerlifter/NFL lineman, I'm gonna...be mildly annoyed (seriously have y'all ever actually seen the average dad. they usually don't have enormous biceps and pecs)
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is actually what inspired the 1999 Live hit “The Dolphin’s Cry.”
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bug spray cody @aevris.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
hello. can i still participate in international rabbit day if i am strange and off-putting
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
IOWA - on the final play of the game!
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where there's a gil there's a gay @critterpatrick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
HAWKEYES!!
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 27/09/2026
As called by Gary Dolphin on Iowa radio:
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Joe R @gothanfc.com · 26/09/2026
university of iowa crest with iowa football players huddled in middle
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where there's a gil there's a gay @critterpatrick.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
twenty pass attempts in the first quarter is a lot
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where there's a gil there's a gay @critterpatrick.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Cameron Young is the most Scottish-looking American golfer I've ever seen
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where there's a gil there's a gay @critterpatrick.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Lol I've got a coworker with a BD sticker on their car, plus a BD lanyard and another sticker on their water bottle
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where there's a gil there's a gay @critterpatrick.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
was going down a rabbit hole last night of Christian pop-punk and rock from when I was a tween and really into that scene and stumbled upon this honestly very charming and fun zero-budget music video for a pretty catchy song www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4B9...
youtube.com
Philmont - The Difference
YouTube video by PhilmontVEVO
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where there's a gil there's a gay @critterpatrick.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
the new AKRIILA album is really good despite me knowing zero Spanish
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where there's a gil there's a gay @critterpatrick.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
shoutout to the one fan at the Cowboys game who appears to inexplicably be wearing a green Feyenoord kit
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The whole play, appreciate fox removing the scorebug before he did it
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where there's a gil there's a gay @critterpatrick.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
hocevar...
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where there's a gil there's a gay @critterpatrick.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I feel like I should like, sit down and make a big Self-Improvement Plan or something. Physical and mental health, finances, creative endeavors...I need several kicks in the ass to motivate myself I think
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where there's a gil there's a gay @critterpatrick.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Didn't get much sleep but do feel a little better now
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where there's a gil there's a gay @critterpatrick.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
hooting, hollering, etc
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where there's a gil there's a gay @critterpatrick.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
can't sleep. unpleasant combination of giddy wired energy and harsh feelings of depression and inadequacy. don't love it
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where there's a gil there's a gay @critterpatrick.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
update on this lady: she just said "can you put on that one orgy song? The Monster Mash?"
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where there's a gil there's a gay @critterpatrick.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I love being reminded that at least some of my taste in music is zoomer approved (this is one of my younger brothers texting me)
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where there's a gil there's a gay @critterpatrick.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
wish I could be more of a Hat Guy but unfortunately my head is very big
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where there's a gil there's a gay @critterpatrick.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
just hurt my elbow sneezing
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where there's a gil there's a gay @critterpatrick.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
listened to the new MNEK and Lucy Bedroque albums this morning. Both pretty good! Would recommend
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✨🌈Mex Nyman🌈✨ @ibolt07.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i needed to share this this is the best furry attempt at Dracula Flow energy youtu.be/ESuwuawjzFk
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vampire bat flow
YouTube video by PLUMAGECORP RECORDINGS
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Cooper Lund @cooperlund.online · 17/09/2026
My friends, I come with an upsetting observation: Noah Kahan is just Zoomer Adam Duritz
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outsidewolves 🔜 FC @outsidewolves.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I am still coming down from the white-hot thrill of attending @furrymigration.org this past weekend as a guest of honor. One treasured aspect was drawing both the con shirt and a souvenir postcard. I will share my panel recording in the next week.
A cropped photograph of two t-shirts showing their front and rear. The front shows the head of a smiling cartoon marten surrounded by text reading “Marty’s movie marathon.” The rear depicts the same character doing a sick move on his skateboard while simultaneously tossing videocassettes to eager patrons at a video store. Text above and below him reads “Be Kind Rewind” and “I survived Marty’s Movie Marathon”A photograph of a postcard. It depicts a cartoon marten sitting in a Wassily chair next to a TV set. He is pushing a videotape into a Beta VCR with his footpaw. He holds a corded remote control in his hand and winks at the viewer. Text above and below reads “Be Kind Rewind ‘26” and “Kicking back at Marty’s Movie Marathon!”
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where there's a gil there's a gay @critterpatrick.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: car work now :) (as it turns out the simplest explanation appears to be the correct one: just needed a new battery)
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where there's a gil there's a gay @critterpatrick.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
calling a car dealership to try to schedule service and they try to herd me thru an AI "assistant" programmed to have a realistic voice and carry on a conversation and am I weird for finding that patronizing? like I'm being babied. Having a "real conversation" with a computer voice is embarrassing
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where there's a gil there's a gay @critterpatrick.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
cinderella...
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where there's a gil there's a gay @critterpatrick.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
made it home (finally) lol
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where there's a gil there's a gay @critterpatrick.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Got a jump and drove about halfway, when I had to stop for gas. The engine then, once again, would not start lol. Waiting for roadside assistance at a random gas station in southern Minnesota now
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where there's a gil there's a gay @critterpatrick.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Furry Migration: great! Always a lovely con and a highlight of my year. Dead car, with likely a busted starter, in the parking garage? Less great!
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Poultrygeist @mainmandarin.leftfield.city · 14/09/2026
Furry Migration was a slam freaking dunk. Fantastic venue, super good energy, and a heap of my best friends all in the same place. One for the dang books. I love furries, y’all. 💚
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where there's a gil there's a gay @critterpatrick.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Awe-inspiring to witness in person
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where there's a gil there's a gay @critterpatrick.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
at baseball
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Jax, the Blue Prussian @blueprussian.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Sketches of @campolargo.bsky.social’s magpie mysticist, Hermano Drubek, whose effusive personality on the screen was a delight! I hope to see more of him in future builds!
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where there's a gil there's a gay @critterpatrick.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
lunch of champions
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where there's a gil there's a gay @critterpatrick.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
hello day one furry migration lobby you are bustling
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where there's a gil there's a gay @critterpatrick.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Movable jaw fursuits are so fucking cool what do you mean there's a fat cartoon kangaroo on the other side of the room just having a conversation with a bunch of people. it rocks
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where there's a gil there's a gay @critterpatrick.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
made it to Minneapolis
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brutalmoose @brutalmoose.com · 30/08/2026
i drew some of my boys
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