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Meatball Parm

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And then you just have to smile. Like a buffoon.

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Mike Tanier @miketanier.bsky.social · 7h
"Mike McDaniel reminds me of a new teacher with a Master’s in Medieval poetry who sits on his desk and encourages the eighth graders to call him “Mike.” He spends September as the coolest teacher, then must be rescued from a burning classroom by November." too-deep-zone.ghost.io/a-self-indul...
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A Self-Indulgent and Orgiastic Los Angeles Chargers TankWatch
I promise to be kind and fair to Justin Herbert.
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Meatball Parm @brassbonanza.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Losers to the core.
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joe kwaczala @joekwa.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
i probably shouldn’t admit how much i gasped when i saw this
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Meatball Parm @brassbonanza.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This whole series has been enjoyable.
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Meatball Parm @brassbonanza.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
youtu.be/TFKLANwD4Mg?...
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Ultramagnetic MC's - Poppa Large (East Coast Mix)
YouTube video by SogliPajdoman
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Meatball Parm @brassbonanza.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Three goddamn check swing strikeouts.
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Meatball Parm @brassbonanza.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This YouTube comment from six years ago
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Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
NEW BRAIN DROPPED
med.stanford.edu
Human brain is two separate organs, Stanford Medicine-led research finds
Stanford Health Care delivers the highest levels of care and compassion. SHC treats cancer, heart disease, brain disorders, primary care issues, and many more.
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It was a wicked good summah for the Sox! After being 14 games under .500 in June, the @RedSox are shipping up to the #Postseason! #CLINCHED (MLB x @BudweiserUSA)
CLINCHED! Boston Red Sox
Postseason 2026 presented by Budweiser
Pictured: Cutouts of Willson Contreras, Payton Tolle, Ceddanne Rafaela, Wilyer Abreu and Sonny Gray. They wear green City Connect Red Sox jerseys.
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The Associated Press @apnews.com · 15/09/2026
“Widow’s Bay" breakout star Kate O’Flynn won best supporting actress in a comedy at the 78th Emmy Awards. bit.ly/3URRW9M #APPhoto by Richard Shotwell
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Red Sox Nation Stats @rsnstats.com · 13/09/2026
#RedSox Payton Tolle starts today's game vs #Royals with an IMMACULATE INNING, notching 3 strikeouts on 9 pitches. Is 5th in #MLB this season.
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Meatball Parm @brassbonanza.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The Bears scoring 59 points in a game is like a normal team scoring 90. It's making my head hurt.
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Meatball Parm @brassbonanza.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Just a fantastic outcome.
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Meatball Parm @brassbonanza.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The Drew Lock scramble! Didn’t game plan for that, eh vrabel?
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Richard Deitsch @richarddeitsch.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Barry Melrose has passed away. One of the true media evangelists for the NHL. Rest in peace. www.espn.com/nhl/story/_/...
espn.com
Barry Melrose, former player, coach and ESPN analyst, dies
Barry Melrose, the former NHL player and coach who was a beloved, longtime hockey analyst for ESPN, died Wednesday, his wife, Cindy, told ESPN's Steve Levy.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 09/09/2026
"You do not want to acknowledge that we exist, but we are real, and we have the power to dictate the apple economy. How else would you explain the presence of Red Delicious at every grocer across the nation, despite their disgusting flavor and penchant for bruising?" buff.ly/BC0ovw0
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We Are the People Who Buy Red Delicious Apples
“We are the silent majority, the undervalued and underrepresented, the stoic and strong. We are the people who buy Red Delicious apples, and we are done livi...
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Kim Lane Scheppele @kimlanelaw.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Lots of headlines on SCOTUS mail-in ballots ruling are wrong. A different injunction blocking the executive order still holds and the Post Office's proposed rule will probably be enjoined too. It ain't over yet. Steve Vladeck sets the matter straight: www.stevevladeck.com/p/246-making...
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246. Making Sense of the Mail-in Ballots Ruling
The Supreme Court’s grant of a stay in one of the mail-in ballot cases is deeply wrong, but it’s also not the main event over whether Trump’s patently unlawful executive order can take effect.
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Mike Tanier @miketanier.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
"A bad team with a bad quarterback who is also a bad human will lose badly every week while spectators feel bad about watching them, and the team/quarterback will try to make fans feel bad about feeling bad." too-deep-zone.ghost.io/they-finally...
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They Finally Built the Factory of Sadness from the Sci-Fi Classic "Never Build the Factory of Sadness."
Browns. Deshaun Watson. Exasperated shrug.
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Sarah Taber @sarahtaber.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The ag lobby really, really, really, really, really, really, really wants you to think AI is the reason reservoirs are going empty. It's not. It's agriculture.
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
RIP THE LEGEND JONNY TOHM (1941-1883) 365 Careers 19 Victoryies 1.1111111 Average Sports 50-50-50 First Man to be in Ocean 4X World Player (200, 300, 300, 300) First Woman to Vote (1920) America's Most Beautiful Tree (1978) Longest Career (1) Pitched All of It (100)
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
RIP Don Nelson, he retired to Hawai’i to play poker and smoke weed and look like this, he’s literally the goal
Don Nelson looking fucking awesome
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Bill Amend @billamend.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
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Meatball Parm @brassbonanza.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Incredible catch
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
this man should get combat pay bc he was FIGHTING here
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Mac Cerullo @maccerullo.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Make that seven batters up and six runs in. Jarren Duran goes back-to-back with Durbin and the Red Sox now lead 6-0 in the first.
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Meatball Parm @brassbonanza.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
This is a fascinating read
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Jason Fry @jasoncfry.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Those of you eager to serve wealthy MLB owners as volunteer Pinkertons won’t like to read this, but as usual Joe Sheehan nails the real problem:
Joe Sheehan: This trade is a microcosm of the real problem MLB has faced for decades. It’s not about haves and have-nots, but wants and want-nots. The Dodgers, and teams like them, want to win more than teams like the Tigers do, so they go out and acquire the Tigers’ best pitcher. MLB has built an entire labor strategy and media campaign around demonizing the Dodgers, when in fact it’s the Tigers who are wrecking baseball. You have to be through the looking glass to think the sport’s problem is the team that’s trying to win rather than the team that’s trading Tarik Skubal while sitting 2 1/2 games out of a playoff spot.
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sebmal @mrdo.pro · 28/07/2026
WARNING! TACO BELL ADVISES NEW TACO SO GOOD IT IS BEYOND THEIR CONTROL, COULD REPLACE ALL OTHER FOOD BEFORE HUMANS CAN CONTAIN IT. URGES CONGRESS TO GIVE THEM MORE MONEY SO THEY CAN DEVELOP ANTI-TACO SAFEGUARDS
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Joel D. Anderson @joelanderson.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Jay-Z promised 2026 would be a year of "all offense." I took a stab at figuring out what that really means. www.theringer.com/2026/07/23/m...
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This Has Always Been Jay-Z’s Blueprint
Jay-Z said 2026 will be a year of “all offense.” Here’s what that really means.
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heaumeau e. rotacism @vashwood.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
joining the war on taco bell on the side of taco bell
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
When you've defeated the cone they put you in the Hannibal Lector
A cat whose entire head is in a helmet with ear, eye and nose holes
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Meatball Parm @brassbonanza.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
14 in a row! Credit to WEEI. I couldn’t find it here.
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
the future is here and it is picking images for news alerts
HEADLINE: Taylor Farms pulls iceberg lettuce linked to cyclosporiasis outbreak (CBS News)

IMAGE: Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce
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Meatball Parm @brassbonanza.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
If the Yankees lose the second game in the doubleheader tonight I think the Red Sox would be two back from second place in the AL East.
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Costa Samaras @costasamaras.com · 19/07/2026
Could Excel be conscious? We surveyed more than Jan 1 1900 people to find out.
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Meatball Parm @brassbonanza.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
12 in a row. Sitting in a wild card spot. Bonkers. www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMIZ...
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Wilyer Abreu Sends Fenway in a FRENZY with a 2-Run Homer 🔥
YouTube video by NESN
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Meatball Parm @brassbonanza.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
The Red Sox ascend Mt. .500!
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
MISSED CONNECTION: You were leaving the dog park, I was arriving. Our eyes met... There were sparks. I need to see you again. My chip # is 148A27J98614Z. Have your person track me.
Two dogs stare at each other through the open windows of passing cars.
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WIRED @wired.com · 17/07/2026
A statement from WIRED leadership.
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Meatball Parm @brassbonanza.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Very worthwhile thread.
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Meatball Parm @brassbonanza.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
On June 24th the Sox were 32-46. Getting to 46-48 at the All-Star break is wild.
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Getting diarrhea like, "Hope this isn't the diarrhea that was on the news"
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NTPumpkin_Nate 🎃 @ntpnate.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Cartoon sketch of a horse in profile facing the same direction as an arrow labeled “Front”.
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Meatball Parm @brassbonanza.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
"you wanna be the baltimore orioles? that's a you decision" is my new favorite insult.
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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 02/07/2026
What was the point of the years of naked corruption if we're gonna get screwed like that?
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Meatball Parm @brassbonanza.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Bullshit
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Heather Anne Campbell @heathercampbell.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
can’t believe a narcissist is being so publicly humiliated by a reflecting pool
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Kelseypaintz @kelseypaintz.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I painted another Beeker in gouache! He's up on etsy!!
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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Bobcat is short for Robertcatherine
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 16/06/2026
"Ben owns a farm. He employs 100 workers. His total payroll is $10 million/year. One day, he buys a mule, which provides the worker who uses it with a modest 10% productivity gain. Ben fires 99 of his workers and purchases 99 mules, expecting a 1,000% productivity gain..."
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AI Economics for Dummies
“Xavier owns an apartment that he rents out at a loss of $1 billion/month. Seeing this success, he decides to make financial commitments to construct $850 bi...
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