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he/him human Lazy* writer, text artist, bisexual. Sometimes art, sometimes yap. Trying my best to be competent. www.instagram.com/ilbuontempoverra?…

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🅱️randon tempo 💜 @brandontempo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Is there an honest to goodness reason why it seems that a good chunk of USPS employees are still allowed to work for them despite the fact that they can't read?
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🅱️randon tempo 💜 @brandontempo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My last drink before starting the Rusty Cage Challenge (or rather, Dry October). (Basically I'm not drinking for the whole month of October, right up to Halloween. While Rusty did it bc alcoholism, I'm doing it for health reasons.)
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 24/09/2026
Last night I planted an olive tree at Gracie Mansion with Palestinian families from Gaza.  May peace be our future.
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🅱️randon tempo 💜 @brandontempo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My IRL awkwardness reminds me why I was never in a relationship until I downloaded Bumble in my early 20s. Now in my late 20s, I'm thinking about downloading Hinge and justifying it by saying that if Mayor Mamdani could find a socialist baddie on there, then dang it, so can I!
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Year of the Jaguar @jaguarfacts.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
our album will be out on 9/25 - that's only a week away! it's called "Year of the Jaguar" and that happens to also be the name of our band, which is a crazy coincidence if you think about it 🤯
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🅱️randon tempo 💜 @brandontempo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Idk whether I should be mad at my pre-event ambitions or the cowardice that leads to me fumble those ambitions and make the post-event feels worse. Ofc that's a trick question. It's all me. I'm the goddamn problem.
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McNutcase @mcnutcase.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
There is not, never has been, and never will be an amount of abject fucking cowardice that will make you safe from their bad-faith attacks, so you might as well stand for what's right. They will hate you regardless of what you do or say.
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🅱️randon tempo 💜 @brandontempo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Forever the little brother. Forever the odd man out. Forever the one hearing DLC lore to stories I thought I already knew. Forever in the corner of the corner of that corner. The last time I felt like that, I was probably at the lowest point in my life. That was just this Spring.
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ramona the vektroid @vektroid.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
(smacks self in forehead a few times) be human please
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This is pretty fucking wild. I had assumed in a worst case scenario he would target blue zip codes and toss ballots based on technicalities but this is even worse than I imagined.
Not only is this system astonishingly untested, USPS has simultaneously implemented an
impracticable zero percent failure rate.
13 When ballots are submitted to USPS in large-volume
batches, if any one ballot in the batch cannot be verified against the Portal, all ballots in that
batch will be rejected. For example, if a state election official brings a batch of 10,000 ballots to
USPS and USPS is unable to match just one of those ballots against the Portal – because, for
example, someone has recently changed their name after marriage or they’ve moved – then
USPS would refuse to mail the remaining 9,999 ballots as well. As the whistleblower notes,
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🅱️randon tempo 💜 @brandontempo.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
internetclub.bandcamp.com/track/--4
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❤❤❤❤❤渋谷のハート❤❤❤❤❤, by ░▒▓新しいデラックスライフ▓▒░
from the album ▣世界から解放され▣
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🅱️randon tempo 💜 @brandontempo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
GOD, DAMN YOU!!!
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🅱️randon tempo 💜 @brandontempo.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I just watched Obsession, and goddamn. That was The Substance level type shit. Like it, it was so intense and packed with their kind of horror. There was barely a break in it. It's actually left a mark on me. And just like The Substance, I don't think I ever wanna watch it again.
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🅱️randon tempo 💜 @brandontempo.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
i am here for a time. il buon tempo verra
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🅱️randon tempo 💜 @brandontempo.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
invisible libraries hold all of our secrets
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🅱️randon tempo 💜 @brandontempo.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
pinned post for the purpose of plugging my projects. IG full of stickers i write on, reflecting on the "good time" coming: www.instagram.com/ilbuontempov... Substack with stories and physical music write-ups and reflections: brandontempo.substack.com
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🅱️randon tempo 💜 @brandontempo.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
[VENT SESH] i think it's finally hit me. every now and then, i need to remind myself that i've grown complacent. not just in one field, but many in my life. i've grown to not even be comfortable, but survive in a field of work that i've never wanted for myself. in friendships, where i hang on the...
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AdequateEmily @adequateemily.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo
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Dissipated World/Devil Exists In-Game @futurefractal.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Decided to speedrun my way through World 1 real quick to get a video using mGBA's "yank gamepak" feature and this is exactly how I remember it from when I was a kid (WARNING: FLASHING, LOUD SCREECHING SOUNDS)
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Makarov Fairelander @makarovfrlnder.secondlife.bio · 21/06/2026
Unless your bank account has 7 zeroes in it, you are not a capitalist. You are capital.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 11/06/2026
SPEECHLESS. LFGK
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🅱️randon tempo 💜 @brandontempo.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
FUCK YOU JAMES DOLAN AND FUCK YOU DONALD TRUMP!!!! #KNICKSIN5
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🅱️randon tempo 💜 @brandontempo.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
goddamn, i need to self-promote more online. i do it too much irl without meaning to, and im afraid it's gonna come to the point where ppl are gonna be like "oh great, this mf is talking about his substack AGAIN!" i need to remind myself: ibtv IG page Substack stories yeah, that's basically it.
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BearhAHHH!!t @fussybabybit.ch · 17/05/2026
Never inviting an otter over again this mfucker charging his fish
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🅱️randon tempo 💜 @brandontempo.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Marcel Duchamp's "Fountain" and some ibtv "carved" text saying "i wanna piss in it, lel."
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🅱️randon tempo 💜 @brandontempo.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Should've named this fucking movie NO DESTINY, YO SOY MALO. And what's worse is that it looks so good. All in service of such a dogshit story.
More like MAD IRRITATING, WHAT THE FUCK?!?!
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Tech Honors @techhonors.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I started a new project with @orchidcamp.bsky.social called Year of the Jaguar and we have a song out today called "Bring My Spirit Back" and...aww hell, I just think you should check it out. also follow us on bluesky here @jaguarfacts.bsky.social and maybe you'll learn a jaguar fact or two 🐆
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Bring My Spirit Back
YouTube video by Year of the Jaguar - Topic
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onion person @junlper.beer · 12/05/2026
the white house is a full of terrorists
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🅱️randon tempo 💜 @brandontempo.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I'm afraid that I'm currently too sleepy in order to get my hater energy up.
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🅱️randon tempo 💜 @brandontempo.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Although I was around for the releasing your inhibitions, I was more about wiping away my inhibitions.
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 17/01/2026
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🅱️randon tempo 💜 @brandontempo.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Somewhere in the ancient mystic trinity You get three That's a magic number
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BearhAHHH!!t @fussybabybit.ch · 26/04/2026
The fucking Mr Magoo of assassinations
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mads 🐼 @smadseli.northsky.social · 24/04/2026
reblog soggy kamiina botan with her Legally Distinct IKEA Blahaj for 20 years of good luck
a very soggy pink kamiina botan in the dark. she has a tear in one eye. she is clutching a shark plush to her chest
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🅱️randon tempo 💜 @brandontempo.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I'm so glad that it finally happened. And ngl, VAPERROR talking about his moment with the person sharing vaporwave work a loved one in their final moments damn near got the waterworks going. There truly is nothing like IRL vaporwave, and I always look forward to the next time💜💜💜.
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🅱️randon tempo 💜 @brandontempo.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I get to save my money for another day. What bullshit.
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bellestardust @bellestardust.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
John Cena: it’s all about framing. You don’t HAVE to clock in at the dick sucking factory, you GET to. Count your blessings
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🅱️randon tempo 💜 @brandontempo.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
My first entry in my digital journal that originally started as a "tweets I don't think I'd ever send" thing.
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Erika Swyler @erikaswyler.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
If you're looking for places to give to today, here are some: Trans Continental Pipeline tcpipeline.org
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Trans Continental Pipeline
Queer Relocation Nonprofit in Denver, Colorado
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onion person @junlper.beer · 31/03/2026
death before detransition, as it always is
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🅱️randon tempo 💜 @brandontempo.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
a shirt that says "pretty people make me nervous" in "chaos" font
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cola @colamander.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
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cola @colamander.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
i can't lose this video again. pookie.
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🅱️randon tempo 💜 @brandontempo.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I love this so much. How did I not notice how much horses were involved in the Sopranos story? Two of my favorite things brought together for a surely ungodly and unholy, but undeniably glorious collab.
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🅱️randon tempo 💜 @brandontempo.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
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a man in a white shirt is saying that 's why he 's the goat and the goat is behind him .
ALT: a man in a white shirt is saying that 's why he 's the goat and the goat is behind him .
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🅱️randon tempo 💜 @brandontempo.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Mentally, I'm here
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🅱️randon tempo 💜 @brandontempo.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
fr tho, like, sometimes
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🅱️randon tempo 💜 @brandontempo.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
My stomach just had to feel goofy as I was already halfway to work.
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⋆.✰ crystal eternal ✰.⋆ @djcrystaleternal.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Hey. I'm going to cut the fluff - This is happening and I need you to know about it.
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🅱️randon tempo 💜 @brandontempo.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Ngl, been a bit lazy with ibtv stuff. I did have something planned for the 14th, but I'll save that for later. These were originally meant for New Years, but January going as it went, things were changed and added. IG post link below, and these are the stickers. www.instagram.com/p/DVMdsV8jo8...
this year, let's keep in mind:
1. believe obvious evidence
2. dead nazis are a good thing, actually
3. desensitized living is not living
4. remain vigilant, stay alive
5. light can come from fire
il buon tempo verra
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