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@brandonhare.com

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brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 29/09/2026

the xray should turn photos of people into photos of skeletons

brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 29/09/2026

sharpening a knife until it’s gone

brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 27/09/2026

3d printing a log and whittling it down into something else

brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 27/09/2026

cowboy link rescuing princess zelda: “cowdy”

brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 27/09/2026

cowboy saying hello: “cowdy”

brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 26/09/2026

running my criminal empire so ineffectually that I’m put on the Least Wanted list

brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 26/09/2026

renaming it again to be sleeker. just "Nexus."

brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 24/09/2026

i hope their next game takes place entirely within an elevator

brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 24/09/2026

saw a rich guy with a duran duran duran duran duran 😔

brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 24/09/2026

downsizing to just one Duran

brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 24/09/2026

blaming the RAM shortage for not being able to find any DDR100

brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 16/09/2026

downgrading too far from LED headlights to oil lantern headlights

brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 16/09/2026

walking around with my smoke detector detector (a big bowl full of burning newspapers)

brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 15/09/2026

what does this song make you feel youtu.be/Sjc3bpQHxiE

YouTube video by Noctenix

brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 08/09/2026

Flowers Five Algernon

brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 08/09/2026

Dorian Gray vs the beach that makes you old

brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 08/09/2026

(the camera keeps cutting throughout the casino at the same pace as normal)

brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 08/09/2026

watching Ocean’s Zero (nobody shows up and nothing happens)

brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 08/09/2026

getting a cheaper watch that only tells you if it’s AM or PM

brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 05/09/2026

found them both on a rack rack

brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 05/09/2026

moving my clothes back and forth between the drying rack and the wetting rack

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giwake @giwake.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 31/08/2026

Thank god they remastered dark souls

Dark Souls remastered options screen awkwardly stretched over a horizontal and vertical monitor, basically unusable

brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 31/08/2026

misleading Pavlov by salivating at the sound of a bell because I like to eat bells

brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 31/08/2026

radiating a feeling of calm and warmth and gamma rays

brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 31/08/2026

nursing a nurse back to nurse

brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 28/08/2026

The "beware of dog" sign from the black mesa east scrapyard area of half-life 2. The sign has been changed to read "beware of god".

brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 27/08/2026

recording a podcast with my roommates purely so I can edit one of them entirely out of it as a joke

brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 27/08/2026

(unmuffles your sounds of gorilla violence)

brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 19/08/2026

my favourite broadcast so far has been "i have accidentally dropped the walkle talkle in a ditch and it's gone forever. over"

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🔫 climp @climp.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

“Sorry I need to take this” - The Gentleman Thief

brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 14/08/2026

the good news is you can do that in your next map

brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 13/08/2026

this is cool stuff! i hadn't heard of flarf before and i like its energy

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Brendan Allen @brendanallen.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I'm firm on the opinion that BLUEJEWELED is one of the strongest videogame poems around today - it's overt maximalism twists and reshapes the original game into a new form that's playful/critical/materially aware, which all feel central to what I value in a poem brandonhare.itch.io/bluejeweled

brandonhare.itch.io

BLUEJEWELED by brandonhare

welcome to bluejeweled

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chirasul @moth.gay · 12/08/2026

felt so old today when i realized 9 is already 2019 years ago

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nat. @natclayton.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

while i've been sick i've been trying HALFQUAKE, a HL1 mod with some very good menus and a rat

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Max Kearney @kearneymax.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Music (2025, underscores) Makes You Lose Control (2019, Remedy Entertainment)

brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 03/08/2026

don’t forget her Cool-hat

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Meow 🧡💖🩵🖤💜 @squeakitties.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 27/07/2026

I'm way behind on my Barney Quota (custom animation of more barneys)

brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 27/07/2026

if only my barney wasn't already preoccupied with his Eating Quota

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brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 26/07/2026

thanks for playing

brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 26/07/2026

thanks for playing

brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 22/07/2026

good choice of digit to change. happy wizard birthday!!

brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 22/07/2026

making my steam page a big picture of a cake and editing out a slice every time someone buys the game

brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 20/07/2026

hell yeah

brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 18/07/2026

the entire event was held delightfully inside the 4 button

brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 05/07/2026

they care about your feelings

brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 04/07/2026

empath named Facts

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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 02/07/2026