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brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 27/06/2026

I Am So Proud Of You (most of this beautiful new text can't be seen from a mod so please enjoy its exclusive appearance here)

A screenshot of the main menu of half-life 2 with a bunch of text ruined.

The main menu options are now: "new game of the whole game", "load the whole game", "pride", "options for the whole game", "bye".

The achievements panel is now titled "I Am So Proud Of You", its progress bar now reads "very cool gamer skill and awesome", and a checkbox is labeled "Hide Conquered".

The options menu is now labelled "Welcome to Options". The subcategory tabs now read "Normal", "Yeyboard", "Moose", "Gamepad", "Noises", "Illusion of Motion".
The keyboard controls panel is open, and the first letter of every action has been changed to a 'Y'. Some actions include: "Yove yeft (yrafe)", "Yump", "Yimary yattack", "Youse yitem (yuttons, yachines, ...)", "Yravity Yun", "Yuit Yoom".
The "yes/no/accept" buttons at the bottom of the panel now read "yeah/nah/for sure".

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brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 29/05/2026

should I get this $895 golden lobster thing

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brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 03/05/2026

poor gordon can't open lockers properly because he's so strong

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brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 03/05/2026

"my name is dr. kleiner and i live in a vending machine."

The secret vending machine entrance to Dr. Kleiner's lab.
No joke in this one, I just thought the fake quote was funny.

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brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 13/04/2026

ruined the rest of the signs in the plaza. it took me a while to figure out what i make from the red "хссг" one

the signs in the intro plaza have been ruined.
the big red sign previously showing "хссг" now reads "xkcd". a hotel sign now reads "loltel". in the background there are more ruined signs that are too small to read in this screenshot.

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brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 24/03/2026

this area was always here but you just couldn't reach it. until now

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brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 19/03/2026

made this breen monster by accident. not keeping him in the mod so please enjoy his exclusive appearance here

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brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 19/03/2026

this elevator would have taken you all the way to the end of the level if only they added a door at the top

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brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 12/03/2026

i guess the sign is accurate cause you do end up in nova prospekt eventually

the door to the security room before you meet barney. the sign has been changed to read "NOVA PROSPEKT 2"

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brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 12/03/2026

don't drink the water. it's $2.95 a bottle

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brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 12/03/2026

did you know you can see the playground from the apartment chase sequence

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brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 09/03/2026

valve is so good at cutscenes even the elevator rides are part of the worldbuilding

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brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 09/03/2026

removed the metrocops from this area but the player still needs to get beaten up

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brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 09/03/2026

spent 20 minutes ruining this unnoticeable petrol sign

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brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 18/12/2025

proud of my onepost users for using the new features correctly

A screenshot of the onepost post. "The Monarch" says: "If this gets 2 likes I'll secede". The post has one like.

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brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 23/11/2025

thinking back to when i started a new game project in 2023 but accidentally began by making this impossible to follow up setpiece

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brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 09/10/2025

thank you everyone for letting my lantern curse you

holding my cursed lantern in front of everyone at the freeplay parallels event

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brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 11/09/2025

now and then I see someone trying to post an ad on onepost.brandonhare.com and I find it really funny for some reason

A screenshot of my social media website "onepost" where someone's written an ad for EVE Online. The text abruptly cuts off before they can finish their spiel.

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brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 13/04/2025

walking out of board game club because everyone else’s dice aren’t as ludicrous

an assortment of silly dice atop a packet of small gravestone props. the dice are skewed, tiny, have silly labels, and other wonderful nonsense

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brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 05/04/2025

looking forward to the day i eventually make and release a game on steam

an edited screenshot of the Steam homepage showing "brandon's nice game". it's for sale for $1 with a 0% sale, displays 4 screenshots of my face, and has 2000 negative reviews.

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brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 17/12/2024

my sister keeps cutting the dog eyes out of all our magazines

the back of a magazine with an ad for dog food or something, but the eyes of the dog have been roughly cut out

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brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 15/12/2024

discovered this nice banner on a youtube channel

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brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 08/11/2024

Staying on twitter because all my important drafts are still there

A screenshot of my twitter drafts. Each post is just the same text “a car with three wheels” but with different numbers of wheels.

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brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 31/10/2024

Evil Brandon escaped for halloween again and gave people evil business cards to try and cancel out my regular ones

Evil Brandon’s business card, saying “i am evil”

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