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brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 29/09/2026
sharpening a knife until it’s gone
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brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 27/09/2026
3d printing a log and whittling it down into something else
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brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 27/09/2026
cowboy saying hello: “cowdy”
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brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 26/09/2026
running my criminal empire so ineffectually that I’m put on the Least Wanted list
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brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 24/09/2026
downsizing to just one Duran
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brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 24/09/2026
blaming the RAM shortage for not being able to find any DDR100
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brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 16/09/2026
downgrading too far from LED headlights to oil lantern headlights
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brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 16/09/2026
walking around with my smoke detector detector (a big bowl full of burning newspapers)
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brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 08/09/2026
Flowers Five Algernon
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brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 08/09/2026
Dorian Gray vs the beach that makes you old
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brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 08/09/2026
watching Ocean’s Zero (nobody shows up and nothing happens)
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brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 08/09/2026
getting a cheaper watch that only tells you if it’s AM or PM
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brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 05/09/2026
moving my clothes back and forth between the drying rack and the wetting rack
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giwake @giwake.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 31/08/2026
Thank god they remastered dark souls
Dark Souls remastered options screen awkwardly stretched over a horizontal and vertical monitor, basically unusable
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brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 31/08/2026
misleading Pavlov by salivating at the sound of a bell because I like to eat bells
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brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 31/08/2026
radiating a feeling of calm and warmth and gamma rays
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brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 31/08/2026
nursing a nurse back to nurse
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brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 27/08/2026
recording a podcast with my roommates purely so I can edit one of them entirely out of it as a joke
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brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 27/08/2026
(unmuffles your sounds of gorilla violence)
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🔫 climp @climp.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
“Sorry I need to take this” - The Gentleman Thief
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Brendan Allen @brendanallen.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I'm firm on the opinion that BLUEJEWELED is one of the strongest videogame poems around today - it's overt maximalism twists and reshapes the original game into a new form that's playful/critical/materially aware, which all feel central to what I value in a poem brandonhare.itch.io/bluejeweled
brandonhare.itch.io
BLUEJEWELED by brandonhare
​welcome to bluejeweled
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chirasul @moth.gay · 12/08/2026
felt so old today when i realized 9 is already 2019 years ago
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nat. @natclayton.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
while i've been sick i've been trying HALFQUAKE, a HL1 mod with some very good menus and a rat
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Max Kearney @kearneymax.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Music (2025, underscores) Makes You Lose Control (2019, Remedy Entertainment)
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Meow 🧡💖🩵🖤💜 @squeakitties.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
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brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 26/07/2026
thanks for playing
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brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 04/07/2026
empath named Facts
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 02/07/2026
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Gmad @gmad.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
using mspaint while high
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Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
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brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 28/06/2026
there's a lot going on here
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brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 27/06/2026
I Am So Proud Of You (most of this beautiful new text can't be seen from a mod so please enjoy its exclusive appearance here)
A screenshot of the main menu of half-life 2 with a bunch of text ruined.

The main menu options are now: "new game of the whole game", "load the whole game", "pride", "options for the whole game", "bye".

The achievements panel is now titled "I Am So Proud Of You", its progress bar now reads "very cool gamer skill and awesome", and a checkbox is labeled "Hide Conquered".

The options menu is now labelled "Welcome to Options".  The subcategory tabs now read "Normal", "Yeyboard", "Moose", "Gamepad", "Noises", "Illusion of Motion".
The keyboard controls panel is open, and the first letter of every action has been changed to a 'Y'.  Some actions include: "Yove yeft (yrafe)", "Yump", "Yimary yattack", "Youse yitem (yuttons, yachines, ...)", "Yravity Yun", "Yuit Yoom".
The "yes/no/accept" buttons at the bottom of the panel now read "yeah/nah/for sure".
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brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 27/06/2026
duke nukem goes to the store and replenishes his bubblegum
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
My "Not currently wearing a shirt" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
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brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 23/06/2026
writing a song that ends 11 times
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Jorkin B Peanitson @bonerman-inc.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
madame web peering at peter parker through her crystal ball. scried a man
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Guide The Player @guidetheplayer.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
The game should
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brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 15/06/2026
hilariously adding 2 seconds of silence to the discord soundboard
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brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 15/06/2026
calling the radio station every day begging them to play “There’s a hole in my bucket”
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brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 15/06/2026
evil imagine dragons (aka don’t imagine dragons) be like: “🎵 I’m waking down,”
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brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 15/06/2026
I didn't end up making a new manifesto for this #manifestojam but I still stand by everything i wrote for the 2022 jam brandonhare.itch.io/manifesto
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MAN-IN-VEST-O by brandonhare
important manifesto
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brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 15/06/2026
the burgers are even better at Famished Jack’s
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brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 12/06/2026
planning a heist to steal the world’s smallest diamond
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brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 11/06/2026
got much better business at my store once I started selling goods instead of bads
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wolf pupy @wolfpupy.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
you never hear about all hell when it is firmly secured.
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rémi @okremiok.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
video game pixel price calculator sandwichpuissant.net/videogamepix...
sandwichpuissant.net
Video game pixel price calculator
For informed gamers.
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wolf pupy @wolfpupy.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
many of the world's shops and vendors will sell you items.
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wolf pupy @wolfpupy.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
only buy power enhancing crystals if you want your powers enhanced.
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brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 29/05/2026
should I get this $895 golden lobster thing
the $895 golden lobster thing
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