brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 27/09/20263d printing a log and whittling it down into something else 071
brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 26/09/2026running my criminal empire so ineffectually that I’m put on the Least Wanted list 0225
brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 24/09/2026blaming the RAM shortage for not being able to find any DDR100 040
brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 16/09/2026downgrading too far from LED headlights to oil lantern headlights 060
brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 16/09/2026walking around with my smoke detector detector (a big bowl full of burning newspapers) 090
brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 08/09/2026Dorian Gray vs the beach that makes you old 030
brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 08/09/2026watching Ocean’s Zero (nobody shows up and nothing happens) 1123
brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 08/09/2026getting a cheaper watch that only tells you if it’s AM or PM 281
brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 05/09/2026moving my clothes back and forth between the drying rack and the wetting rack 1120
Reposted by brandonhare the cool and neatJacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 31/08/2026Thank god they remastered dark souls 332286243
brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 31/08/2026misleading Pavlov by salivating at the sound of a bell because I like to eat bells 091
brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 31/08/2026radiating a feeling of calm and warmth and gamma rays 051
brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 27/08/2026recording a podcast with my roommates purely so I can edit one of them entirely out of it as a joke 030
brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 27/08/2026(unmuffles your sounds of gorilla violence) 020
Reposted by brandonhare the cool and neat🔫 climp @climp.bsky.social · 14/08/2026“Sorry I need to take this” - The Gentleman Thief 0629
Reposted by brandonhare the cool and neatBrendan Allen @brendanallen.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I'm firm on the opinion that BLUEJEWELED is one of the strongest videogame poems around today - it's overt maximalism twists and reshapes the original game into a new form that's playful/critical/materially aware, which all feel central to what I value in a poem brandonhare.itch.io/bluejeweledbrandonhare.itch.ioBLUEJEWELED by brandonharewelcome to bluejeweled 142
Reposted by brandonhare the cool and neatchirasul @moth.gay · 12/08/2026felt so old today when i realized 9 is already 2019 years ago 0183
Reposted by brandonhare the cool and neatnat. @natclayton.bsky.social · 07/08/2026while i've been sick i've been trying HALFQUAKE, a HL1 mod with some very good menus and a rat 0654
Reposted by brandonhare the cool and neatMax Kearney @kearneymax.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Music (2025, underscores) Makes You Lose Control (2019, Remedy Entertainment) 082
Reposted by brandonhare the cool and neatbrandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 26/07/2026thanks for playing 3327
Reposted by brandonhare the cool and neatGmad @gmad.bsky.social · 29/06/2026using mspaint while high 0122
Reposted by brandonhare the cool and neatbrandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 28/06/2026there's a lot going on here 22912
Reposted by brandonhare the cool and neatbrandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 27/06/2026I Am So Proud Of You (most of this beautiful new text can't be seen from a mod so please enjoy its exclusive appearance here) 33913
brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 27/06/2026duke nukem goes to the store and replenishes his bubblegum 040
Reposted by brandonhare the cool and neatSridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 25/06/2026My "Not currently wearing a shirt" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt. 318316
Reposted by brandonhare the cool and neatJorkin B Peanitson @bonerman-inc.bsky.social · 19/06/2026madame web peering at peter parker through her crystal ball. scried a man 191
Reposted by brandonhare the cool and neatGuide The Player @guidetheplayer.bsky.social · 17/06/2026The game should 13511
brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 15/06/2026hilariously adding 2 seconds of silence to the discord soundboard 060
brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 15/06/2026calling the radio station every day begging them to play “There’s a hole in my bucket” 120
brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 15/06/2026evil imagine dragons (aka don’t imagine dragons) be like: “🎵 I’m waking down,” 171
brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 15/06/2026I didn't end up making a new manifesto for this #manifestojam but I still stand by everything i wrote for the 2022 jam brandonhare.itch.io/manifestobrandonhare.itch.ioMAN-IN-VEST-O by brandonhareimportant manifesto 0123
brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 15/06/2026the burgers are even better at Famished Jack’s 040
brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 12/06/2026planning a heist to steal the world’s smallest diamond 160
brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 11/06/2026got much better business at my store once I started selling goods instead of bads 1111
Reposted by brandonhare the cool and neatwolf pupy @wolfpupy.bsky.social · 05/06/2026you never hear about all hell when it is firmly secured. 110823
Reposted by brandonhare the cool and neatrémi @okremiok.bsky.social · 03/06/2026video game pixel price calculator sandwichpuissant.net/videogamepix...sandwichpuissant.netVideo game pixel price calculatorFor informed gamers. 2385
Reposted by brandonhare the cool and neatwolf pupy @wolfpupy.bsky.social · 29/05/2026many of the world's shops and vendors will sell you items. 56920
Reposted by brandonhare the cool and neatwolf pupy @wolfpupy.bsky.social · 29/05/2026only buy power enhancing crystals if you want your powers enhanced. 05511
brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 29/05/2026should I get this $895 golden lobster thing 160