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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 13h

we thought we defeated lana del raytheon but this is indistinguishable from 80% of bluesky posts

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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 02/10/2026

i miss him so much. there will never be another one

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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

so i’m hearing that for today everything’s chill

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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

you’re shooting yourself in the head

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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

the 1/2 2/2 shit for threads looks stupid. that's what the line is for

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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

wow the bloc party song is funny as fuck. never liked them but it's endearing. we should celebrate openly washed uncs

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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

i haven't watch it myself i just know scott aukerman belongs in the hague

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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

that's a good thing and i don't care if anybody does any drug, recreationally or otherwise. just these wannabe shamen who think they're the key to something more meaningful than real life inevitably fuck up other people's lives

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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

there is no other world. there are no true revelations to be gained from psychedelic experience. they reveal the opposite: you are organic material and your faulty brains can easily be scrambled into confusion. everything behind the eyes is a dream I would MURDER a machine elf if they were real

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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

the spiritually fried are true nihilists. handwaving your direct involvement in pain and death in the real world by imagining peace in a fantasy realm. reducing life to the subplot of a fuzzy cosmic dream, zonked out under a blanket, partying with c listers, bad music, bad comedy. disgusting freak

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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

as a safety measure they ought to put down anyone who was ever on comedy bang bang

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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

trust me man you don't want to be around when this happens

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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

don't worry, the FAQ addresses your concerns

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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

patreon.com/chamberofreason new pod exploring the inspired, disgusting fandom of Pokégirls via a 2008 angelfire site (free to listen)

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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

good on them blocking out what i can only assume is a racially insensitive middle name

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freecialis @freecialis.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Mitch McConnell won’t see your posts but your clinically braindead friends will

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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

reddit voice: Turdcunt did a really good series on this. OsakaBinLaden also covered it on his stream. if you want a deep dive check out Funkohitler's 17 hour documentary, he actually went to the infant graveyard

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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Come surf the psychosphere with us tonight

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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

new york's new golden age will continue this weekend

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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Huh yeah why would they do that. Except you already said they're hungry. Moron 🖕

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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

hope you don't mind but i had chatgpt generate some dirty talk for us. Hmm alright it says here you're a little slut

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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Hop on this task ASAP. This is your number one priority.

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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

I am a Writer. Getting me a job at your biotech firm is your responsibility, not mine. My 'employment history' is not relevant. The task is simple: get me a job.

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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

I actually need a job and I am tired of everyone FAILING me. Attend to this task. Now.

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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

I was very bummed out to learn all the hidden messages in the new boards of canada are zionist

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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

whenever someone is this stupid you just know they're going to win the silent majority of fried, facebook mysterious illness terminal brainfog crystal lovers is going to show up in full force and elect this guy because he got questioned by a smooth faced man in a suit

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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

check out new ep of my podcast with guest jack bensinger it's for students of life patreon.com/chamberofreason

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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

would be cool if they depicted the reality of the premise and show the typical bloodbath from the night before where morality police execute singloids for flirting

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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

alright but we already learned that doesn't work would have been cooler if he started a militia

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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

don't understand why they're still mad over the thing that kicked this off. married people should have mysterious unconfirmed STD's together. it's part of the magic and romance of life

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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Why are you wasting everybody's time? Get to work getting me a job. You're seriously dropping the ball, man. Get your head in the game.

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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Get your shit together. Email your superiors, call in favors, whatever you gotta do. The point is you have to get me a job. If you don't get me a job you're totally fucked. Get me a job, now!

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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

I'm tired of everyone just laying around and not getting me a job all day. Enough excuses. Stop fucking around. It's time to give me work. And it better come with a decent paycheck too

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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

I can't believe I'm in the position of needing a job. But why is this my problem? Surely one of you will help me out. Okay stop sitting on your ass and get up and get me a fucking job.

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