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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
you’re shooting yourself in the head
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This how I found out Zelda remake! #videogames #gamingisawesome #soyfacedaily
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
trust me man you don't want to be around when this happens
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
don't worry, the FAQ addresses your concerns
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
patreon.com/chamberofreason new pod exploring the inspired, disgusting fandom of Pokégirls via a 2008 angelfire site (free to listen)
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
new york's new golden age will continue this weekend
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Huh yeah why would they do that. Except you already said they're hungry. Moron 🖕
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
check out new ep of my podcast with guest jack bensinger it's for students of life patreon.com/chamberofreason
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
alright but we already learned that doesn't work would have been cooler if he started a militia
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
interestingly enough, every episode of truthpoint ended in a dedication to a certain 'Bryce' will the onion honor his memory?
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
new FREE episode of my podcast talking to @osullyville.bsky.social about hobo code and omertà patreon.com/chamberofreason - FREE!!
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
if you're in LA come to this screening TOMORROW NIGHT matthew and jay spent years making this and it's never been shown publicly. it's funny, scary, and unlike anything else. and i'm hosting the q&a www.whammyanalog.com/events/spin-...
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
come on out to the show tomorrow
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
jay weingarten is a writer and comedian living in los angeles, california
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
new episode of the podcast free @ patreon.com/chamberofrea...
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
but does nothing to help birdwatching related decline
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
For those of you who connect with my on Instagram, I want to share a message from a piece of content tonight that did not get posted here but was posted on my Instagram.
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
listen to our pod with pal cam patreon.com/chamberofreason FREE ! FUN ! PODCAST !
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Lol
dont worry about it
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Electro-Harmonix just sent out this email this company makes guitar pedals. their most famous one is called Big Muff
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
My presidents to assassnate top 5
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
"Stop, please!" "Quiet slut, your screams only make me fuck harder." "Ahh!" Typical exchange from a heated roleplay sesh for these lovebirds. Not to worry, they have a safeword. Something that makes them laugh. The name of a ridiculed coworker.
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Jim, an office worker, introduced his work wife to the concept of "Consensual Non-Consent".
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Just lied my way into a job operating a construction crane. Lives are at risk due to my inexperience and sluggish cognitive tempo. AITAH?
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
You can smell the SEX coming off this post! This guy is constantly pounding his beautiful wife and leaving her in a damp heap! They hold hands when they fuck because they are in LOVE!
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
This looks like an interesting texture for driving my car into
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