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Elephant Psoriasis

@bpdbussygoblin.bsky.social
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Idk dude, I just work here

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Elephant Psoriasis @bpdbussygoblin.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Visited an old friend’s grave for the first time the other day in the camry blasting boogie woogie wu and left him a cheese stick from aldi. I know his mom’s gonna hate it but he would have loved it, and that’s what counts.
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Elephant Psoriasis @bpdbussygoblin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Watching through the rest of the Hellraiser franchise this month and I gotta say, it’s really looking insane by bloodlines fyi
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Elephant Psoriasis @bpdbussygoblin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I got food poisoning today and my wife got home from work, let the dog out & then took her for a ride to the grocery store for me for soul Im literally so fucking lucky.
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Elephant Psoriasis @bpdbussygoblin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Another day at the ouch my fucking feet and spine owwwie ouchies factory ✨
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Elephant Psoriasis @bpdbussygoblin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
MY WIFE AND I BOUGHT OUR FIRST CAR TOGETHER TODAY(also the first car I have ever bought in general)!!!!! I can’t wait to have a way easier time running errands oh my GOD
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Elephant Psoriasis @bpdbussygoblin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Nothing jump-scares me awake post energy drink more than a snapchat AI tabloid story popping up on my screen of just, a colourised photo of Heinrich Himmler lol. Fucking chopped lookin ass.
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Elephant Psoriasis @bpdbussygoblin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’m sorry, did youtube just advertise Suboxone to me? Hello?
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Elephant Psoriasis @bpdbussygoblin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Seeing a billboard for LA Customs out in Bumfuck, MI while ubering to the work and he’s got Nelly playing made me really wanna play midnight club
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Elephant Psoriasis @bpdbussygoblin.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Can’t wait to see all my fave fags this weekend for my tranniversary & joint birthday party with my wife!!! wooooooooo
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Elephant Psoriasis @bpdbussygoblin.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I keep befriending all of the hot 35+ year old transbians in my county and they all know each other somehow along the line LMAO
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
During my free time my wife lets me scurry through the woods while she tries to capture me with a net
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Elephant Psoriasis @bpdbussygoblin.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
hey google: goblin girl tells me I’m a real person with real emotions goblin girl reassures me that I am on track goblin girl pats my head and tells me to get a fucking car already goblin girl starts beating the shit out of me until I obtain a corolla.
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 05/09/2026
we sucked off every bluesky user and these 38 are the fastest busters online
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Elephant Psoriasis @bpdbussygoblin.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Today I learned that there is, a subculture of internet dwellers who have rule 34’d The Qu. Out of all the All Tomorrows you could choose from, y’all chose the intergalactic fascists. Weak. Pitiful. What a shame.
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Elephant Psoriasis @bpdbussygoblin.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Anyways, who up hoobin’ their stank rn? Bout to make beef stroganoff and garlic bread ✨
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Elephant Psoriasis @bpdbussygoblin.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Crying that the uber didn’t clock me AND he’s listening to christian music (with advertisements for Kid Rock’s new born again christian album 🤢) lol Big Bose headphones and Slayyyter to the rescue 😎😎😎
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Elephant Psoriasis @bpdbussygoblin.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Big Gretch just walked past me at my job. We made eye contact. Sis I cannot believe you wore flats for this tour… this building is enormoussss omg your poor feet girl.
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Elephant Psoriasis @bpdbussygoblin.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Still not over the drunk dude who called me a “Zesty (dude) with the fat ass” while my wife and I were riding our bikes the other night. Crazy he could even see what I was packing while I’m flying by on a bike, actually.
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Elephant Psoriasis @bpdbussygoblin.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
12.5 more hours and I get to crawl into my wife’s mouth like a field mouse to a snake and it’s gonna feel so good to soupify in her presence 🥰🥰🥰
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Elephant Psoriasis @bpdbussygoblin.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I am thoroughly convinced that RFK Jr is somehow going to spike our soil with his rat flesh brain worm parasites from his falconry hobby and give it to is all so he can finally live out his hive mind era.
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Elephant Psoriasis @bpdbussygoblin.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Creepy Uber driver that was super into me 9 years ago just picked me up. He doesn’t recognize me. Thank you Testosterone and the darkness of night time. Keep your fingers crossed for me lmao.
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Elephant Psoriasis @bpdbussygoblin.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Fuckin I hate mens fashion wdym I put on a black shirt and blue jeans and suddenly im just Dean Winchester that’s insane that can’t be true I revoke it in the name of my he/him hole actually
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ellie 👻 @newestromantics.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
“neurospicy” i’ll kill you
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Yooberz 🍤 @yooberz.postes.club · 31/07/2026
they're basting me in my own juices tomorrow
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Elephant Psoriasis @bpdbussygoblin.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
So my uber into work is listening to “family life radio,” a local christian radio station. I was in a hurry getting out the door and was so sad I forgot my headphones. My face when I realized I had them and could quickly change how my day starts? Fucking priceless. Only thing we serve here is cunt.
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Elephant Psoriasis @bpdbussygoblin.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Thinking about switching to subcue tbfh Im so tired of accidentally stabbing near my sciatic nerve and then working 36 hours in a weekend 🤢
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 24/07/2026
Chiitan loves all genders 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Because I myself have no gender. Even now, transgender people are carrying deep anxiety— yet I believe they have the right to freely love the ones they desire, and to live together with their true soul.
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Elephant Psoriasis @bpdbussygoblin.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Had to go down to 0.35 for my IM injections so Hegseth doesn’t try to fucking draft me 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫
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Elephant Psoriasis @bpdbussygoblin.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Thinking fondly of how I got my girlfriend to never want a cigarette again. /to the tune of Cigarette Daydream/ Cigarette Faggot You were only 30 years old nowadays it’s one of our stims 🌼
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Elephant Psoriasis @bpdbussygoblin.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Im really fucking sick of seeing the alt national park service post stolen art of the citizens shot point blank by ice agents. Girl you are not helping anyone out shut the fuck up. Engagement farming misinformation shitass.
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Yooberz 🍤 @yooberz.postes.club · 16/07/2026
found the gay cave
Minecraft screenshot of a rainbow crystal cave
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Elephant Psoriasis @bpdbussygoblin.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Sorry, I didn’t comprehend anything you just said. I’m running with commodore 64 RAM at all times. Be patient with me.
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Elephant Psoriasis @bpdbussygoblin.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Seeing my cute and rad friends last night with the love of my life was everything and I will be hype all week because of it.
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Elephant Psoriasis @bpdbussygoblin.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
That’s it. I’m getting a tramp stamp that says “Anti-American Zealot” and one of you chucklefucks is gonna sponsor me.
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Elephant Psoriasis @bpdbussygoblin.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
It would be really cool if I could just stop being the type of autist to always say the quiet part out loud. Neurotypical people and jobs reallllly don’t like that 🥲🔫✨
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Elephant Psoriasis @bpdbussygoblin.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Just got the cis dude head nod from a maga dude driving a ford f150 that says memento mori on the side
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Elephant Psoriasis @bpdbussygoblin.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Does listening to butt rock on the bus make my tits less noticeable? Am I still clocky or are we apologizing for calling me ma’am today? Stay tuned to find out!
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Elephant Psoriasis @bpdbussygoblin.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
My wife is just so fucking beautiful oh my god
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Elephant Psoriasis @bpdbussygoblin.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
My 🐱 tastes like Baja Chungus
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Lana Del Rey: Flowers in Her Hair
ALT: Lana Del Rey: Flowers in Her Hair
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Elephant Psoriasis @bpdbussygoblin.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
No moon tonight, just somebody’s bear trade shining his hairy ass in the sky for us instead. Don’t miss it.
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The Phantom Judge You Harshly 🎃💀🦇🧛‍♂️ @judgeyouharshly.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Good night.
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Elephant Psoriasis @bpdbussygoblin.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
It was June 8th, and in the house, at the garden, there was love. It was a stillness, a gentle moment, a warm embrace. I love my home with her.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a chrysalis hangs from a branch in a tree. Panel 2: inside the chrysalis is a small room. A caterpillar is sitting on the floor looking exhausted and frustrated with its head in its hand. Scattered on the floor around the caterpillar are large parts of butterfly wings in boxes like pieces of furniture that require assembly, and an electric drill, and a beer.
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Elephant Psoriasis @bpdbussygoblin.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Listening to Incubus on the mall route bus because everyone’s annoying kids are out and im overstimulated in my puppyboy hat You cannot ruin my day off, goblins.
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Elephant Psoriasis @bpdbussygoblin.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Breaking: local gilfs in my area looking to get some tboy summer fun by getting a community garden going 🥰
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Elephant Psoriasis @bpdbussygoblin.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Ever since my beard came in, every 50+ year old single woman on my block has been calling me a sexy italian macho man or some amalgamation of those adjectives and I still don’t quite get it but, It’s pretty affirming to be the hottest lil otter on the block 🇮🇹🍕🍝👨🏻‍🔧✨
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Elephant Psoriasis @bpdbussygoblin.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
missing my rat wife so much while she work for big evil company all day that she came back in her true and final form to kiss me on the fingies
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Elephant Psoriasis @bpdbussygoblin.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I hope all the tech billionaires kill themselves this pride month. Fuck you meta FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT WOOHOO
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Elephant Psoriasis @bpdbussygoblin.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
happy pride month, can’t wait to be extra loud and fucking annoying all month long. Channeling the last decade of nonbinary energy to guide my gay ass into taking up loud f*gg*t man space
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Elephant Psoriasis @bpdbussygoblin.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
My girlfriend is experiencing gender euphoria and giggling about her t*tt*es jiggling when she walks and she just moved in this week, I’m so happy and we are so in love woohoo I love watching her in full bloom, just having the sickest glowup ever 🫶🏻🥰✨
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