Elephant Psoriasis @bpdbussygoblin.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Visited an old friend’s grave for the first time the other day in the camry blasting boogie woogie wu and left him a cheese stick from aldi. I know his mom’s gonna hate it but he would have loved it, and that’s what counts. 020
Elephant Psoriasis @bpdbussygoblin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Watching through the rest of the Hellraiser franchise this month and I gotta say, it’s really looking insane by bloodlines fyi 010
Elephant Psoriasis @bpdbussygoblin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I got food poisoning today and my wife got home from work, let the dog out & then took her for a ride to the grocery store for me for soul Im literally so fucking lucky. 110
Elephant Psoriasis @bpdbussygoblin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Another day at the ouch my fucking feet and spine owwwie ouchies factory ✨ 010
Elephant Psoriasis @bpdbussygoblin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026MY WIFE AND I BOUGHT OUR FIRST CAR TOGETHER TODAY(also the first car I have ever bought in general)!!!!! I can’t wait to have a way easier time running errands oh my GOD 031
Elephant Psoriasis @bpdbussygoblin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Nothing jump-scares me awake post energy drink more than a snapchat AI tabloid story popping up on my screen of just, a colourised photo of Heinrich Himmler lol. Fucking chopped lookin ass. 010
Elephant Psoriasis @bpdbussygoblin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I’m sorry, did youtube just advertise Suboxone to me? Hello? 010
Elephant Psoriasis @bpdbussygoblin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Seeing a billboard for LA Customs out in Bumfuck, MI while ubering to the work and he’s got Nelly playing made me really wanna play midnight club 012
Elephant Psoriasis @bpdbussygoblin.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Can’t wait to see all my fave fags this weekend for my tranniversary & joint birthday party with my wife!!! wooooooooo 010
Elephant Psoriasis @bpdbussygoblin.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I keep befriending all of the hot 35+ year old transbians in my county and they all know each other somehow along the line LMAO 010
Reposted by Elephant Psoriasislukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 05/09/2026During my free time my wife lets me scurry through the woods while she tries to capture me with a net 30869118
Elephant Psoriasis @bpdbussygoblin.bsky.social · 05/09/2026hey google: goblin girl tells me I’m a real person with real emotions goblin girl reassures me that I am on track goblin girl pats my head and tells me to get a fucking car already goblin girl starts beating the shit out of me until I obtain a corolla. 110
Reposted by Elephant Psoriasisspooky cannoli @boner.ink · 05/09/2026we sucked off every bluesky user and these 38 are the fastest busters online 423830
Elephant Psoriasis @bpdbussygoblin.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Today I learned that there is, a subculture of internet dwellers who have rule 34’d The Qu. Out of all the All Tomorrows you could choose from, y’all chose the intergalactic fascists. Weak. Pitiful. What a shame. 010
Elephant Psoriasis @bpdbussygoblin.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Anyways, who up hoobin’ their stank rn? Bout to make beef stroganoff and garlic bread ✨ 010
Elephant Psoriasis @bpdbussygoblin.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Crying that the uber didn’t clock me AND he’s listening to christian music (with advertisements for Kid Rock’s new born again christian album 🤢) lol Big Bose headphones and Slayyyter to the rescue 😎😎😎 020
Elephant Psoriasis @bpdbussygoblin.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Big Gretch just walked past me at my job. We made eye contact. Sis I cannot believe you wore flats for this tour… this building is enormoussss omg your poor feet girl. 010
Elephant Psoriasis @bpdbussygoblin.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Still not over the drunk dude who called me a “Zesty (dude) with the fat ass” while my wife and I were riding our bikes the other night. Crazy he could even see what I was packing while I’m flying by on a bike, actually. 010
Elephant Psoriasis @bpdbussygoblin.bsky.social · 10/08/202612.5 more hours and I get to crawl into my wife’s mouth like a field mouse to a snake and it’s gonna feel so good to soupify in her presence 🥰🥰🥰 010
Elephant Psoriasis @bpdbussygoblin.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I am thoroughly convinced that RFK Jr is somehow going to spike our soil with his rat flesh brain worm parasites from his falconry hobby and give it to is all so he can finally live out his hive mind era. 010
Elephant Psoriasis @bpdbussygoblin.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Creepy Uber driver that was super into me 9 years ago just picked me up. He doesn’t recognize me. Thank you Testosterone and the darkness of night time. Keep your fingers crossed for me lmao. 020
Elephant Psoriasis @bpdbussygoblin.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Fuckin I hate mens fashion wdym I put on a black shirt and blue jeans and suddenly im just Dean Winchester that’s insane that can’t be true I revoke it in the name of my he/him hole actually 020
Reposted by Elephant Psoriasisellie 👻 @newestromantics.bsky.social · 05/08/2026“neurospicy” i’ll kill you 415461
Reposted by Elephant PsoriasisYooberz 🍤 @yooberz.postes.club · 31/07/2026they're basting me in my own juices tomorrow 1101
Elephant Psoriasis @bpdbussygoblin.bsky.social · 26/07/2026So my uber into work is listening to “family life radio,” a local christian radio station. I was in a hurry getting out the door and was so sad I forgot my headphones. My face when I realized I had them and could quickly change how my day starts? Fucking priceless. Only thing we serve here is cunt. 010
Elephant Psoriasis @bpdbussygoblin.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Thinking about switching to subcue tbfh Im so tired of accidentally stabbing near my sciatic nerve and then working 36 hours in a weekend 🤢 010
Reposted by Elephant PsoriasisChiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 24/07/2026Chiitan loves all genders 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 Because I myself have no gender. Even now, transgender people are carrying deep anxiety— yet I believe they have the right to freely love the ones they desire, and to live together with their true soul. 7961651568
Elephant Psoriasis @bpdbussygoblin.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Had to go down to 0.35 for my IM injections so Hegseth doesn’t try to fucking draft me 😵💫😵💫😵💫 000
Elephant Psoriasis @bpdbussygoblin.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Thinking fondly of how I got my girlfriend to never want a cigarette again. /to the tune of Cigarette Daydream/ Cigarette Faggot You were only 30 years old nowadays it’s one of our stims 🌼 000
Elephant Psoriasis @bpdbussygoblin.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Im really fucking sick of seeing the alt national park service post stolen art of the citizens shot point blank by ice agents. Girl you are not helping anyone out shut the fuck up. Engagement farming misinformation shitass. 120
Reposted by Elephant PsoriasisYooberz 🍤 @yooberz.postes.club · 16/07/2026found the gay cave 853878304
Elephant Psoriasis @bpdbussygoblin.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Sorry, I didn’t comprehend anything you just said. I’m running with commodore 64 RAM at all times. Be patient with me. 010
Elephant Psoriasis @bpdbussygoblin.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Seeing my cute and rad friends last night with the love of my life was everything and I will be hype all week because of it. 020
Elephant Psoriasis @bpdbussygoblin.bsky.social · 06/07/2026That’s it. I’m getting a tramp stamp that says “Anti-American Zealot” and one of you chucklefucks is gonna sponsor me. 010
Elephant Psoriasis @bpdbussygoblin.bsky.social · 02/07/2026It would be really cool if I could just stop being the type of autist to always say the quiet part out loud. Neurotypical people and jobs reallllly don’t like that 🥲🔫✨ 020
Elephant Psoriasis @bpdbussygoblin.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Just got the cis dude head nod from a maga dude driving a ford f150 that says memento mori on the side 120
Elephant Psoriasis @bpdbussygoblin.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Does listening to butt rock on the bus make my tits less noticeable? Am I still clocky or are we apologizing for calling me ma’am today? Stay tuned to find out! 010
Elephant Psoriasis @bpdbussygoblin.bsky.social · 24/06/2026My wife is just so fucking beautiful oh my god 020
Elephant Psoriasis @bpdbussygoblin.bsky.social · 24/06/2026My 🐱 tastes like Baja Chungusstatic.klipy.comLana Del Rey: Flowers in Her HairALT: Lana Del Rey: Flowers in Her Hair 020
Elephant Psoriasis @bpdbussygoblin.bsky.social · 14/06/2026No moon tonight, just somebody’s bear trade shining his hairy ass in the sky for us instead. Don’t miss it. 010
Reposted by Elephant PsoriasisThe Phantom Judge You Harshly 🎃💀🦇🧛♂️ @judgeyouharshly.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Good night. 91006143
Elephant Psoriasis @bpdbussygoblin.bsky.social · 09/06/2026It was June 8th, and in the house, at the garden, there was love. It was a stillness, a gentle moment, a warm embrace. I love my home with her. 010
Elephant Psoriasis @bpdbussygoblin.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Listening to Incubus on the mall route bus because everyone’s annoying kids are out and im overstimulated in my puppyboy hat You cannot ruin my day off, goblins. 130
Elephant Psoriasis @bpdbussygoblin.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Breaking: local gilfs in my area looking to get some tboy summer fun by getting a community garden going 🥰 010
Elephant Psoriasis @bpdbussygoblin.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Ever since my beard came in, every 50+ year old single woman on my block has been calling me a sexy italian macho man or some amalgamation of those adjectives and I still don’t quite get it but, It’s pretty affirming to be the hottest lil otter on the block 🇮🇹🍕🍝👨🏻🔧✨ 210
Elephant Psoriasis @bpdbussygoblin.bsky.social · 06/06/2026missing my rat wife so much while she work for big evil company all day that she came back in her true and final form to kiss me on the fingies 000
Elephant Psoriasis @bpdbussygoblin.bsky.social · 06/06/2026I hope all the tech billionaires kill themselves this pride month. Fuck you meta FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT WOOHOO 010
Elephant Psoriasis @bpdbussygoblin.bsky.social · 06/06/2026happy pride month, can’t wait to be extra loud and fucking annoying all month long. Channeling the last decade of nonbinary energy to guide my gay ass into taking up loud f*gg*t man space 010
Elephant Psoriasis @bpdbussygoblin.bsky.social · 29/05/2026My girlfriend is experiencing gender euphoria and giggling about her t*tt*es jiggling when she walks and she just moved in this week, I’m so happy and we are so in love woohoo I love watching her in full bloom, just having the sickest glowup ever 🫶🏻🥰✨ 020