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@boynamedshit.bsky.social
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Ryan @boynamedshit.bsky.social · 5h
Baby Banish Challenge
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 7h
You've built this algorithm brick by brick. And the foundation will always be InfoWars.
A parody YouTube interface showing a video with a person pointing, titled "How To Get That Newt Gingrich Bod In Time For The Midterms" by "PoliticalBodz." The thumbnail includes text saying "NO GYM REQUIRED!" with an illustrated human outline. A YouTube interface shows a thumbnail with three people. The thumbnail is labeled "Doctors KILLED my baby's sense of whimsy." Above, there is a suggestion, "Because you watched InfoWars." The background of the thumbnail is red, and includes text "MommyOfFive."A YouTube interface showing recommended videos. The first video thumbnail is a red lawnmower in front of a brick church with the title "Marrying Your Lawnmower Is Legal In These 8 States" by JohnsonLawnCare. The header reads "Because you watched InfoWars."Screenshot of a YouTube page suggesting videos related to InfoWars. The top video shows a distressed person and a child walking alone in a forest, with the text "ALL ALONE!!!" The video title is "Exiled My Toddler Into The Forest For 1 Year: Baby Banish Challenge Full Video" by Mommy Chronicles. Another video thumbnail below shows the word "DEMONS" in fiery letters.
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Ryan @boynamedshit.bsky.social · 18h
I like the cowboy violence
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
#SpookyMonth64
RuneScape ghost and goblin
The text
"She s
Ghostin you, but she goblin me"
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Lmao www.instagram.com/reel/DeKFGDF...
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
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Ryan @boynamedshit.bsky.social · 21h
The hashtag resistance types love to post an image that’s just text that would also just fit into a normal post
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grandma gaming @dedusmulntxt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
straight up frankin my sinatra
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Ryan @boynamedshit.bsky.social · 22h
This isn’t like the rest of the Scrooge adaptations this one features an aging actor delivering a scenery chewing performance
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Ryan @boynamedshit.bsky.social · 23h
I was forced to sit through the Ebenezer trailer on YouTube and one point the narrator says some shit like “You think you know his story well you don’t” and then the trailer proceeds to illustrate that it’s the exact same story
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Ryan @boynamedshit.bsky.social · 23h
Applying a gorilla mindset at work (scrounging around for fruit)
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Ryan @boynamedshit.bsky.social · 23h
My bad, you are correct $35,000 is actually a reasonable price for this model and you were right to call me out.
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Ryan @boynamedshit.bsky.social · 23h
Retvrn
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Ryan @boynamedshit.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Is there a purple and aqua restaurant chain
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Ryan @boynamedshit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Discovering there is a segment of Qotsa fandom that is essentially just Josh Homme/Mikey Shoes slash fiction
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Ryan @boynamedshit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fuck yeah
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Ryan @boynamedshit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Girl I love an enabler
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Ryan @boynamedshit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My chemistry with single women: he seems nice My chemistry with married women:
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Nuclear Catastrophic Explosion
ALT: Nuclear Catastrophic Explosion
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Ryan @boynamedshit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
At a certain point of guitar playing skill they should just present you with a Martin dreadnought or a Gibson j200 (I’m there gimme please)
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Ryan @boynamedshit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They’ve euthanized the phanatic
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Ryan @boynamedshit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Full disclosure I’d fold like a house of cards if she really tried it on but that’s a separate issue
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Ryan @boynamedshit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I was telling my friend about this married girl who was complaining about her partner and hitting on me and he was like no you can’t get involved with a married woman. That’s not the moral of the story the moral is she wants me I’m not pursuing this.
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Ryan @boynamedshit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Goddamn
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Phantom of Heilbronn, also referred to as the Woman Without a Face, was a presumed female serial killer whose existence was inferred from DNA evidence found at 40 crime scenes across Austria, France and Germany from 1993 to 2009.

In March 2009, investigators concluded that the supposed serial killer did not exist, and the DNA belonged to a woman who worked at a factory that made the cotton swabs used for collecting DNA samples
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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Titties October South Africa, Cape Province, Civil Records, 1840-1972
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Ryan @boynamedshit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Proposal: no more playoffs, 12 month regular season. There doesn’t need to be a point to any of this.
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Ryan @boynamedshit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Trying to open a new jar of salsa after arms day
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Ryan @boynamedshit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They’re going to euthanize Clark Cub
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Ryan @boynamedshit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Big rocks
Big rocks
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Ryan @boynamedshit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yeah
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Ryan @boynamedshit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Drunkenly encouraging your friend Nadine to get laid
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Ryan @boynamedshit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Isn’t Swarbrick the only party leader that currently has a positive net favorability? Bit of an own goal to be flipping out going “can you imagine if this popular politician was an important minister?!” (Especially if you yourself are one of the most despised) #nzpol
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Ryan @boynamedshit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Josef, FDR’s friend: Fuck him up FDR
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Ryan @boynamedshit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The big three leaders of the ww2 allies
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Ryan @boynamedshit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The URL of sandwich
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Ryan @boynamedshit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You raised a Newfoundlander?
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Ryan @boynamedshit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Irish accent
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Ryan @boynamedshit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Cool got an ad on YouTube encouraging Americans overseas to vote while abroad not creepy at all
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Ryan @boynamedshit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Pharmussy
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Letsss goooo
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Photo of a vintage book cover featuring a bearded man chopping planks of wood in half. Title and copy read

Defeating Wood

Teach Wood
The Lesson It Has Long Deserved

Gary Arkanasse
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Ryan @boynamedshit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The Jugs of Navarone
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Ryan @boynamedshit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
She meant the ac/dc guy
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Ryan @boynamedshit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/boyn...
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Ryan @boynamedshit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
*blur voice* boys who are boys who are guys who are dudes
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Ryan @boynamedshit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Begging the MLB app to stop using the word top
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Ryan @boynamedshit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Thicker Man
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Ryan @boynamedshit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
He’s built a giant mausoleum on his estate for himself so I’m thinking he might be a bit self absorbed
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Frances Meh
@francesmeh.reviews
you've been hit by you've been struck by a huge vehicle
March 12, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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sam³⁰⁰⁰ @samgavin.com · 22/09/2026
this is a real pin from a real company designed by a real person and I own it
strikegently.co
Strike Gently - Horse Pin
1.25 inchesHard enamel with gold platingDeluxe clasp backingShipped with love from our warehouse in LA.
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