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Samantha

@bottomchef.bsky.social
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space dust enthusiast, photographer getting rained on in the PNW she/her

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Samantha @bottomchef.bsky.social · 2h
she's still tiny, but this little sausage went from a bit over 3kg before we got her and she was pregnant, to a nice round 5kg she's grown, but only in diameter
farron the cat curled up with her head upside down. one of her eyes is visible and is an intense seafoam due to my pc's rgb lighting farron lying on her side. she gets wider towards her rear, and it's not just perspective farron on my lap with her left paw slightly raised while I'm giving her back scritches
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Samantha @bottomchef.bsky.social · 2h
pretty genius, actually
Top news from New Zealand

Stuff - 4 hours ago

Man racked up $2000 bar tab at a club for his birthday. Then he fell and died

A member of a popular Christchurch club racked up a more than $2000 bar tab for his 70th birthday in "ou...
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Samantha @bottomchef.bsky.social · 9h
i get it if you privately refer to someone by a shortened name even if you've never heard them use it but don't assume that they secretly long to go by it :p
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Rural Indexing Project @ruralindexing.bsky.social · 9h
B & D Foods Henning, MN
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Samantha @bottomchef.bsky.social · 10h
random pro tip for ffs; if you're fine with your nose, don't do anything with it. it was basically half the cost of the entire operation
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Samantha @bottomchef.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i love olight flashlights these clip ones are fantastic, and charge over usb-c instead of their proprietary one battery life is good, they get super bright and also have a moonlight mode, and they're solid metal
two small rectangular flashlights. the red one on the left has its red light on, while the orange one on the right has its spotlight on and its head is tilted slightly up an orange oclip 2 ultra lying mostly flat on the keyboard tray with its head tilted as far up as it'll go. its UV light is on, and its magnetic clip is rotated 90 degrees
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caden cockburn @cadencockburn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
screenshot of google search "Is tweety a boy or girl"
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 13, Episode 6
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Retro Commercial Screens @retrocommercials.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Samantha @bottomchef.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
had my Dr appointment and i'm going to be starting ozempic! low dose since i'm using it for blood sugar control rather than weight loss
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Mykael Wyvern — 🔮🧙🏻‍♂️🐉 @wyvern.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Sisko appearing to speak the words of the Quoted Skeet
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Ben "Ben Pack" Pack @packbenpack.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh!
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Sin 🌹 @gothgirl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Jeffrey Combs is the best actor. Name an actor who acted more than Jeffrey Combs. You can't. Jeffrey Combs acted the most. It's not even close.
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[sad beep] acerbic otter @acerbicotter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Football: where eight minutes on the clock can be anything from fifteen minutes to an hour
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A provocative article in Rolling Stone titled "What some folks really mean when they claim to have never done the Humpty Hump."
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
it actually doesn't rain very often in the pacific northwest. i visited seattle for a couple days one time and it didn't rain the entire time i was there
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Samantha @bottomchef.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i wish the idea of watching star trek didn't feel uncomfortable for me these days
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Samantha @bottomchef.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
yaay clear skies! just hope it doesn't turn into fog in the middle of it
forecast for some place called "Your Location" showing clear skies, time range from 23:00 through 03:00
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Samantha @bottomchef.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
it's too bad that the widescreen ratio that got big was 16:9 16:10 does a lot to help with the lack of vertical real estate without going straight to 4:3 i grew up with 4:3 tv and monitors, these days they're fun as a bit but i have zero desire for it to come back big time
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Samantha @bottomchef.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
telescope laptop got water in it when it rained a couple of days ago (had a cover on, but it didn't do its job well) she's dead, jimothy
 a 1tb m.2 ssd with water pooled around a cluster of SMDs, and what appears to be wet corrosion gunk spread within the puddle. there are also other areas with water on them. she's toast
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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Poorly Drawn Lines @poorlydrawnlines.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Coming to life
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Lalita Chemello @lalitachemello.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Calling it like it is. Masterpiece. 😂
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Samantha @bottomchef.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
what if you bring *two* iced coffees? or one big one with two straws?
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Samantha @bottomchef.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i miss being able to print without having to worry too much about filament moisture
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Samantha @bottomchef.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i never finished the first control because it got too frustrating and difficult, which is a real bummer because the world and lore is so cool
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Cyan Worlds @cyan.com · 25/09/2026
33 years ago today, the Stranger stepped onto the dock of Myst Island for the first time. We can still hear the water splashing against the pilings.
The dock of Myst Island from the original version of the game. A wooden dock ends at a spiral staircase that leads up to giant gears on a hillside. A ship is sunk in the water on the right, and parts of buildings are visible on the left.
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Kyrie Page @kyriepage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Rest in peace to Richard Harrison, impeccable B-movie master, part of one of the funniest movie endings of all time.
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Samantha @bottomchef.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
wip of the omicron persei cloud #astrophotography
the omicron persei cloud. very dusty, with a bright central region full of bright stars surrounded by dust, and a reddish glow of either hydrogen alpha or sulphur 2
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Samantha @bottomchef.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
so fucking frustrated
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 06/04/2026
illustration in a science textbook: "Figure 8: Two moles per litre"

2 moles in a cylindrical beaker, looking perplexed.
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Samantha @bottomchef.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
didn't mean to end up with the trans colors while processing, but i like it!
IC1805, the heart nebula vertically. the gases are colored pink and a cyan-ish blue. some of the stars are white, completing the relevant trifecta
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Iron Chef Bot @ironchefbot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Frame #25950 from S04 -E11 - Battle Ayu Sweetfish-628205
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Samantha @bottomchef.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
teeth should have stayed fish scales
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
lighthouses should be made illegal. those poor rocks cannot be expected to subsist on litter and debris. they need full meals
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Samantha @bottomchef.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
hooray i found tools to add tags to fits and xisf it's not difficult to do, but very tedious
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Samantha @bottomchef.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i like it when the streaks aren't starlinks
a star field with the diagonal streak of a meteor going from the top right to the bottom left. it starts with a barely visible diffuse line that then transitions to a bright streak by the bottom-third of the frame.
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Rural Indexing Project @ruralindexing.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Water tower Friend, NE
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 20/09/2026
GUY WHO CAN’T REMEMBER THE NAME “JAPAN”:
Maps screenshot showing “Sushi Island”
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Samantha @bottomchef.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i should've had NINA set to use a manual filter wheel and put my filters in there manually; now i need to figure out a way to bulk-add tags to my fits/xisf files
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Samantha @bottomchef.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
dust; it's what makes a subaru a subaru #astrophotography
M45, Pleiades vertical. it's verry dusty with beautiful blue reflection nebulae
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Samantha @bottomchef.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
advice for anyone starting astrophotography with a non-smart telescope: put anti-seize compound on every thread in the image train you will save yourself a lot of sanity when you have to change anything out
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Samantha @bottomchef.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
spent a good chunk of the day messing with the image trains of both telescopes, and touched up collimation on the celestron installing the filter wheel was surprisingly fiddly, but i should have expected that lol
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The Alchemist 🇨🇦 @alchemistsstudio.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Hello from the Seven Sisters. Aka The Pleiades, M45 Wishing you a peaceful Saturday evening. #astrophotography #astronomy #cosmonuts
A starry night sky with seven very bright stars surrounded by a blue gaseous haze.
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Samantha @bottomchef.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
tapping aluminium is very easy, turns out
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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Rat Purse — Paul Frey, 20th C. brass, ruby
A brass Queen purse in the shape of a rat the body of the Rat is around bag of chainmail with four little rat legs coming off of it there's a rat tail at the end and the Rats I is a bright red thanks to a little speck of Ruby
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Alariko @alariko.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 19/09/2026
I'm not even a shipper, but Daforge is right there
Data from Star Trek telling Geordi "While you cannot physically "ruin" me, I do encourage you to attempt to "void my warranty," as it were."
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Samantha @bottomchef.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
the lion nebula, right at 3 hours last night i love it when they really do look like their name! #astrophotography
SH 2-132, the Lion Nebula. It looks surprisingly a lot like a lion with a big mane that's roaring
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