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James @bottledinbond.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

How awful does a police department have to be for the State of Texas to be like, "yeah, actually defund the police"?

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James @bottledinbond.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Holy crap, that's a good rush. Damn, I need a glass of water.

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James @bottledinbond.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Good Lord, even the USGS has fallen.

The USGS digital mapping download site with a banner message saying that per whatever Trump nonsense order Lake Ontario has been renamed to Lake America, and the USGS basemaps are being revised.

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James @bottledinbond.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I sometimes wonder what variety of West Texas asshole Buddy Holly might have aged into had he not died at exactly the right time to become a saint. He'd have had plenty of time on the state fair & oldies circuit to say a lot of the kind of dumb shit aging stars with their best days behind them say.

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James @bottledinbond.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I can hear The Price is Right loser horn looking at the picture, and I'll take my little moments of delicious pleasure where I can find them.

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James @bottledinbond.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Our LG dishwasher failed 18 months into a 12 month warranty, and I've been googling warranty, repair, and other info about it. Love the irony of The Algorithm seeing that I'm interested in LG dishwashers and serving me nothing but ads for shiny new LG dishwashers all over my Internet experience.

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James @bottledinbond.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

It's hard to express how much I hate this guy. There aren't words for it, at least in English.

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Lake America. So weak. Absolute loser shit. So embarrassing and small and foolish. The sort of idea a drunk asshole has right before he falls off the roof and onto a picket fence.

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James @bottledinbond.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Man, I'm sitting here trying to do my job, tearing up about the loss of an old lady I never have any contact with and never saw in real life.

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James @bottledinbond.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Trump better just keep Dolly's name out of his mouth. We do not care what you think, Donald.

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James @bottledinbond.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I'm hearing that subscribing to this woman's Onlyfans is socially responsible and progressive. That's just what I'm hearing.

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James @bottledinbond.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I look at that menu on the left and I know I'm getting the best lunch I've had this month. I'm not even stepping foot in that place on the right.

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James @bottledinbond.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Man, I can't even make any jokes about artisanal gold mining in the face of a what looks like a very traditional mining disaster.

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James @bottledinbond.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

He wasn't made for this world.

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James @bottledinbond.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

There is no more dangerous place to be in the world than a small enclosed space with a goose.

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James @bottledinbond.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

"Hey, this monster we created keeps breaking loose, slipping out of the lab unseen, and wreaking clever havoc we hadn't even imagined possible. We should keep working on making it smarter, though, right?" Where the hell are the villagers with torches and pitchforks?

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Daily Cannon @dailycannon.com · 19/07/2026

"I was glad when it was over. I'll tell you the truth, I like a lot of those artists. That was crap" Wayne Rooney.

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Making Count von Count watch a 0-0 half is rude.

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James @bottledinbond.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Why did they dig Bieber out of a Goodwill donation bin to sing an acoustic ballad at the world cup? Why is any of this happening?

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Andrew Ferguson @dontfuck.men · 17/07/2026

Intellectually I know that The Hague is a real place and things other than The International Criminal Court exist there. I was still not prepared to read the sentence: “Shrek Rave Is Coming To The Hague!”

A poster for Shrek Rave with a giant green laser 3d head of Shrek wearing sunglasses. The text below says “Shrek Rave Is Coming To The Hague!”

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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

My favorite part of the McGregor fight was when Holloway gestured multiple times to the ref like "I'm basically punching a guy on the ground who can't defend himself" and the ref was like "yes, continue".

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anti-zionist dog 🇵🇸 @puppydoggaming.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious

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G8erlaw68 @g8erlaw68.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Miller told Trump that a birthright kid scored a goal and they had Infantino red card him.

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James @bottledinbond.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Some people have said that FIFA has added "hydration breaks" to every game, not just the ones that are played in dangerously hot temperatures, as a cynical move to get more lucrative commercial breaks into the TV broadcast...

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James @bottledinbond.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

I walked into a neighborhood liquor store just in time to hear the (presumably Senegalese) clerk's heart get ripped out of his chest. (Soccer content).

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

This country was one person's vote away this morning from putting any birthright citizen in danger of being deported tomorrow. We are so much closer to the abyss than we think. Man oh man.

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James @bottledinbond.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

This ad drew me in and seemed to be about something interesting, and when it was revealed to be for Polymarket I involuntarily yelled "fuck you" at my TV.

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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

It is just incredible the contempt this guy has for his supporters. However much you hate them, you can never hate Trump supporters as much as Trump does.

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James @bottledinbond.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

I've had more people in my yard.

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James @bottledinbond.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

My wife has been giggling every time DR CONGO appears on screen.

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James @bottledinbond.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

There will be no further reflection.

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James @bottledinbond.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Pumping out the reflecting pool, which is over 7 acres in area, with a garden hose pump setup that would take all day to pump out a flooded basement.

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richard @halkyardo.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Having a mental break after finding out that the owner of the company that fucked up the reflecting pool was also the man responsible for dragging the shambling undead corpse of the Studebaker Avanti into the 1980s

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James @bottledinbond.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Every one of these matches I watch at some point an announcer grudgingly uses 30 of their seconds to tell me James Corden is doing a wrapup show later, and every time it's a jump scare.

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James @bottledinbond.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

"you're a vegan" "No I'm not" "You hate barbeque" "I eat Barbeque. It's great" "No, you hate it. You're vegan" "No, look I'm eating some for lunch right now" "That must be soy tofu somehow. You hate barbeque. You're vegan." Voters: "that guy is vegan, I heard"

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