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✨ Emma ✨ @bortneybox.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I accidentally picked the perfect manicure to start watching Neon Genesis Evangelion 😄 And I think this is the good ending for my Angelgotchi?

Photo of a pastel lavender and mint Angelgotchi with a sparkle screen animation being held in a white person's hand. The nails are painted in alternating glittery purple, and creme neon green polish

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✨ Emma ✨ @bortneybox.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Fucking plum. He smelled chicken and investigated a little too hard.

An orange cat sat with a paper bag on its head

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✨ Emma ✨ @bortneybox.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

It was worth going to That London for

Selfie of a short haired blonde woman making a peace sign in front of theatre signs for Death Note The Musical

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✨ Emma ✨ @bortneybox.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

AI slop and a greengrocer's apostrophe for just £4!!

A white mug with a green handle. There is an AI slop image of a yellow Labrador. Above it is black text in a handwritten style font that reads "All you need is love & Labrador's"

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✨ Emma ✨ @bortneybox.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

😍😍 Not that I'm biased, but Frank is a fantastic name for a cat

A gorgeous orange cat named Frank is snuggled on a pink blanket in a person's lap

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✨ Emma ✨ @bortneybox.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Thought I'd try out Google's magic eraser tool that it keeps nudging me about on a photo I took of my cat laying on his side. That blue thing? That was a tiny corner of a cooling mat. Great job Google! 👍👍

A fluffy orange horror that was once a photo of a ginger cat

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✨ Emma ✨ @bortneybox.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

🤭 I know what it means, it's still amusing.

A screenshot from Great Detective Hangyodon - Lucius the Phantom Thief Appears. A cartoon animal (a moose?) wearing a cape and monocle is clinging onto the side of an airship, with an angry expression on his face. The subtitle reads "catch me if you can, you hard-boiled dick"

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✨ Emma ✨ @bortneybox.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Big sun hat! My first "proper" sewing project that followed a pattern. I made it a size too big because I'm a silly goose, but it will serve its purpose. And it's pink gingham which makes me happy! 💖

A white lady is wearing a large brimmed, slightly floppy, pink gingham sun hat. Her face is obscured by a smiling frog emoji because the photo was taken at 2am and it showed.

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✨ Emma ✨ @bortneybox.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

I have a very distinct memory of being the douchebag in this cartoon. Sigh. But we grow up, figure out (some of) our shit, and move on with our lives.

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✨ Emma ✨ @bortneybox.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

I mean of course. I think the only reason I'm not the number one purchaser of it is because I shop between a couple of different stores.

"You're in the top 1% of Unpacked customers who purchased Monster Energy Drink Ultra 4x500ml in Your Town"

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✨ Emma ✨ @bortneybox.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

"fun" fact: if you leave this type of freezer bag in a plastic box for several years, it will become extremely stinky, and will permeate everything else in that box with it's plastic stank.

Stock image of blue plastic Tesco freezer bags

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✨ Emma ✨ @bortneybox.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

What time is it? I stitched this patch back in...2014ish? But I never finished stitching the edges. I came across it while (slowly, gradually) organising my craft supplies and decided that it was the perfect procrastination project. Now it's ready to go on my denim jacket.

A cross stitched patch of the dancing banana figure from the Peanut Butter Jelly Time animation

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✨ Emma ✨ @bortneybox.bsky.social · 02/08/2025

Gonna tell my kids this was The Watchtower magazine

Cover art for a pc game called Family Farm. A cartoonish, janky quality image of a man holding the reins of a horse that had baby chicks on its head, a woman holding a bowl of fruit, and a young boy petting sheep. There's also some suspicious looking chickens, a startled looking cow, sunflowers and a house in front of hills and a blue sky.

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✨ Emma ✨ @bortneybox.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

My baby wearing a silly hat that my human child made for him 😆

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✨ Emma ✨ @bortneybox.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

I don't know what that means but look, here is my handsome boy Frank

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✨ Emma ✨ @bortneybox.bsky.social · 28/06/2025

Not a dragonfly, but a damselfly! Here's one I spotted earlier this week. Majestic creatures!

A bright cyan blue damselfly with black stripes resting on the ground

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✨ Emma ✨ @bortneybox.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

Me at the end of this week's Smackdown

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✨ Emma ✨ @bortneybox.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

This nerd is at her first live wrestling event! The RevPro British J Cup. I know nothing about this promotion or anyone involved, but it was local and a good excuse to hang out with friends 💖

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✨ Emma ✨ @bortneybox.bsky.social · 12/06/2025

Absolutely stunning. That coffee should ideally be drunk from one of these cups

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✨ Emma ✨ @bortneybox.bsky.social · 02/06/2025

The cherry on top of my shit sundae weekend is finding out R-Truth is leaving WWE. Bollocks.

A still image from the end of The Simpsons episode "Mother Simpson". Homer is sitting on the bonnet of his car, gazing up into the night sky. A semi-transparent image of R-Truth has been edited into the sky. Not mine, nicked from r/squaredcircle

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✨ Emma ✨ @bortneybox.bsky.social · 18/05/2025

Ordered "medium" peri peri chicken from a local chicken shop. We have different understandings of "medium".

Lisa Simpson looking pained from eating spicy food, saying "I can see through time"

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✨ Emma ✨ @bortneybox.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

Shout out to all the retail workers having to sort out the aftermath of people trying to find their name on Coke bottles

Photo of a Tesco chiller shelf of 500ml Coke bottles with various names on them. The bottles are in a jumbled mess with many of them on their side.

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✨ Emma ✨ @bortneybox.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

Me every time I see Gen Z or Alpha calling Millennials cringe

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✨ Emma ✨ @bortneybox.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

I'm feeding some new cats this week, one is a bit shy, the other very shy. Playing it cool and nonchalant in the hopes that we can be friends is killing me. I want to pet them soooo bad!

A tabby cat loafing on a wooden deck. He wears an expression of utter contempt that I am in his house, and therefore he had had to go outside.

A black and white cat with a delightful pink nose laying on a furry grey bed, her eyes scrunched as if to say "I know you're there. Whatever."

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✨ Emma ✨ @bortneybox.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

I'm a bisexual woman wearing a lesbian face mask 'cause I don't give a daaaaamn

Selfie of a white woman inside a car, wearing a fabric face mask with the five stripe lesbian flag colours of red, orange, white, light pink, and dark pink.

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✨ Emma ✨ @bortneybox.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

Look, it's a les-bean! 😆 This is my first time designing amigurumi - and for once in my life with a hobby I tried to walk before I tried to run, and started with something very simple. It was super satisfying figuring things out 😌

A small crocheted bean shape in the lesbian five stripe flag colours of red, orange, white, light pink, and dark pink.

The crochet bean being held loosely by a white person's hand, showing a slightly different angle

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