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BorderlineCool 🇨🇦🇧🇧 @borderlinecool.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I'm sitting in the lobby of a hotel and I can see a bag of pastries that were delivered from a fantastic bakery that closed like five hours ago. I can see the name of who ordered on it. I'm having impure thoughts. It would be the perfect crime.

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BorderlineCool 🇨🇦🇧🇧 @borderlinecool.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I'm on a WhatsApp group with a bunch of Brit boomers who are all calling Trump a useless cunt while concurrently claiming that only Nigel Farage can save England right now. What can I say? Golf groups contain multitudes

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NBC News @nbcnews.com · 05/10/2026

Former White House chief of staff Rahm Emanuel calls on Democratic lawmakers to set aside plans to impeach President Trump if they win a majority in the House, pushing them instead to pass an ethics reform package.

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Rahm Emanuel says Democrats should focus on ethics reforms rather than impeaching Trump

Democrats have publicly weighed whether they should pursue impeaching Trump for a third time.

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BorderlineCool 🇨🇦🇧🇧 @borderlinecool.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I don't care how many focus groups tested it, Jackery is a terrible name for a business

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BorderlineCool 🇨🇦🇧🇧 @borderlinecool.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The biggest problem in football is that the uprights are not tall enough

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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

Kids these days are all about “rolling crazy fatties” but there was a ‘crazy’ guy about two thousand years ago who rolled the ultimate fatty. The fatty of faith.

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BorderlineCool 🇨🇦🇧🇧 @borderlinecool.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I'm one of those who always has a song in their head. It can be anything from classic rock to recent hip-hop. I don't pick them it just happens TMI... I've noticed that when I am sitting in the bathroom I tend towards bass-heavy songs Anyway just now it was the theme to Barney Miller 🤷🏻‍♂️

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BorderlineCool 🇨🇦🇧🇧 @borderlinecool.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I'm learning 75% of cooking is planning ahead My chef neighbour served a stunning meal last night featuring "short rib in a red wine reduction" The whole thing started 4 days ago but each step actually didn't need a lot of effort and there were hours or days in between some steps

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BorderlineCool 🇨🇦🇧🇧 @borderlinecool.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Spending a lot of effort on the OOB but none on the obvious hold

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BorderlineCool 🇨🇦🇧🇧 @borderlinecool.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

If Sean McVay was just a little bit cross-eyed he could white Kash Patel

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BorderlineCool 🇨🇦🇧🇧 @borderlinecool.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Packers are folding like they're the 2025 Raiders. LaFleur might not make it thru September

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BorderlineCool 🇨🇦🇧🇧 @borderlinecool.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Wtf I told myself that I'd only watch this game until the Packers got up by 2 scores

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 24/09/2026

"While Charlie Brown did once again accelerate toward the ball, miss it entirely as Lucy pulled it away, flip backward through the air, and land violently with a disquieting crunch, we do not believe that now is the time for a dramatic change in kicking strategy." buff.ly/X2RjqP5

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“Charlie Brown Must Stay the Course”: A Football Kick Autopsy Report by the Democratic Party

“While Charlie Brown did once again accelerate toward the ball, miss the ball entirely as Lucy pulled it away, flip backward through the air, and land violen...

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BorderlineCool 🇨🇦🇧🇧 @borderlinecool.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

How does Reacher stay so buff if he's only staying in cheap motels that obviously don't have gyms? I'm only on Season 2 if this gets answered I'm sorry

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BorderlineCool 🇨🇦🇧🇧 @borderlinecool.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

So far my Top Movies of 2026* consists of: 1) The Odessey 2) Mutiny Honestly a pretty big drop after #1 but also not really a fair comparison since Mutiny wasn't released in IMAX. * that I've seen in an actual cinema

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BorderlineCool 🇨🇦🇧🇧 @borderlinecool.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Crazy amount of upsets brewing in the NFL today which I assume will carry over to the Raiders game lol

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BorderlineCool 🇨🇦🇧🇧 @borderlinecool.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Can somebody ask ChatGPT to list "the 59 top cities and Capitals" and post them here so I can see wtf he's talking about

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BorderlineCool 🇨🇦🇧🇧 @borderlinecool.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

The biggest strategic mistake these self-driving car companies are making is that none of them are calling their cars Herbie.

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BorderlineCool 🇨🇦🇧🇧 @borderlinecool.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Someone needs to start a rumor that they are using AI datacenters to find pedophiles and see how long it takes for Republicans to start lining up against all AI and datacenters

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BorderlineCool 🇨🇦🇧🇧 @borderlinecool.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Well the Raiders got the full Kirk Cousins Experience today 21/30, 160 yds, 3 TD, 2 INT

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BorderlineCool 🇨🇦🇧🇧 @borderlinecool.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Time for my annual #NFL rant. My #Raiders are a much-improved team, but if they don't beat Miami this weekend they could easily be 0-7 by November. Seriously, wtf? All of our "easy" games are on the road. We're gonna finish 5-12 by winning 2 of our last 3 games.

Screenshot of the Raiders' murderous schedule to start the season.

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BorderlineCool 🇨🇦🇧🇧 @borderlinecool.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Let me get this straight. When the NY Times did that ridiculous profile on Elizabeth Holmes right before she went into prison, they didn't notice that Nathan Fielder was embedded in the household? Great reporting.

An image of this Vanity Fair article:
https://www.vanityfair.com/story/nathan-fielder-elizabeth-holmes-doc-secret-screening-telluride

With the headline Nathan Fielder's Elizabeth Holmes Doc Met With Shock and Awe at Secret Screening

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BorderlineCool 🇨🇦🇧🇧 @borderlinecool.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

That's what I love about these Bluesky school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age Apparently that's 38

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BorderlineCool 🇨🇦🇧🇧 @borderlinecool.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

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Play Spotle, the daily music artist guessing game.

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BorderlineCool 🇨🇦🇧🇧 @borderlinecool.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Effective Altruists in a nutshell: "Someday we'll need weapons to destroy the AI robot soldiers I'm creating. And that's why I am entering the arms manufacturing industry - to save humanity!"

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BorderlineCool 🇨🇦🇧🇧 @borderlinecool.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

In the upcoming movie, Dolly will be portrayed by Sabrina Carpenter. Guaranteed.

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BorderlineCool 🇨🇦🇧🇧 @borderlinecool.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Oh shit Dolly Parton died. Too bad. She seemed like a genuinely good person. RIP

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BorderlineCool 🇨🇦🇧🇧 @borderlinecool.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

At a hotel bar and the acoustics seem to be designed for us to hear the couple arguing in the booth at the other end of the restaurant

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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

in retrospect the most impressive aspect of Bolt's record was slowing to a stop without the aid of a padded wall that knocked his arm off

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BorderlineCool 🇨🇦🇧🇧 @borderlinecool.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

"No Kings" protests have been pretty popular, but a "National Release the Epstein Files" protest would truly unite the nation it seems

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BorderlineCool 🇨🇦🇧🇧 @borderlinecool.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Guy who orders buffalo wings at the hotel bar and asks, "Are they authentic?"

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BorderlineCool 🇨🇦🇧🇧 @borderlinecool.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

One of the main differences between cats and dogs is when a cat falls off the bed you're like, "shit, which way is it coming back up? This is a trap. He has a plan." But when I dog falls off the bed you're like, "shit, are you alright? Am I gonna need a new dog?"

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BorderlineCool 🇨🇦🇧🇧 @borderlinecool.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Lady next to me on the plane puts her trash on my tray table without asking and goes to the bathroom. Fine. She comes back, resets her tray table, and doesn't collect her trash off my tray. Note: I'm window seat. AITA to be a little put-off here?

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BorderlineCool 🇨🇦🇧🇧 @borderlinecool.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Little known fact that "Staring At The Sun" by U2 was originally titled "Staring At The Eclipse" but they changed the name because of Woke Beta V. 0.4.3

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BorderlineCool 🇨🇦🇧🇧 @borderlinecool.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Kickstarter: Check out this tactical titanium EDC multitool! Me: It's a jackknife that costs $110 K: It's shipping in December (🤞🏼). It'll arrive next June. Me: No thanks. K: How about a tactical titanium EDC outdoor lighting system with Bluetooth? Me: It's a flashlight for $130

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BorderlineCool 🇨🇦🇧🇧 @borderlinecool.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Damn, Amazon! Give ur delivery man a break. That's a helluva shift.

Screenshot of an Amazon tracking notice saying that my package is out for delivery and estimated to arrive on August 6th, which is 9 days from now.

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BorderlineCool 🇨🇦🇧🇧 @borderlinecool.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Hey @aircanada.bsky.social it would be great if there were a way to request/bid for upgrades that won't be a middle seat. I can't do middle seats even if it's premium economy - and I ain't risking paying for an upgrade and getting stuck with a seat I can't use. Therefore I don't bid.

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BorderlineCool 🇨🇦🇧🇧 @borderlinecool.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Guess who got a haircut this morning and then picked up some Trini doubles? Hint: It was me!

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Costa Samaras @costasamaras.com · 19/07/2026

Could Excel be conscious? We surveyed more than Jan 1 1900 people to find out.

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