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BorderlineCool 🇨🇦🇧🇧 @borderlinecool.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Time for my annual #NFL rant. My #Raiders are a much-improved team, but if they don't beat Miami this weekend they could easily be 0-7 by November. Seriously, wtf? All of our "easy" games are on the road. We're gonna finish 5-12 by winning 2 of our last 3 games.

Screenshot of the Raiders' murderous schedule to start the season.

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BorderlineCool 🇨🇦🇧🇧 @borderlinecool.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Let me get this straight. When the NY Times did that ridiculous profile on Elizabeth Holmes right before she went into prison, they didn't notice that Nathan Fielder was embedded in the household? Great reporting.

An image of this Vanity Fair article:
https://www.vanityfair.com/story/nathan-fielder-elizabeth-holmes-doc-secret-screening-telluride

With the headline Nathan Fielder's Elizabeth Holmes Doc Met With Shock and Awe at Secret Screening

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BorderlineCool 🇨🇦🇧🇧 @borderlinecool.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Damn, Amazon! Give ur delivery man a break. That's a helluva shift.

Screenshot of an Amazon tracking notice saying that my package is out for delivery and estimated to arrive on August 6th, which is 9 days from now.

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BorderlineCool 🇨🇦🇧🇧 @borderlinecool.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Lol check out the "brand" name of this thing my wife bought off Amazon. I'm thinking they mocked it up using AI and took whatever name was generated

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BorderlineCool 🇨🇦🇧🇧 @borderlinecool.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Lol my wife's been gone only a few days and already the birds are nesting on her car. I should just let it happen as a nice surprise on her return

A pic of a grey car bonnet with a bird nest forming

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BorderlineCool 🇨🇦🇧🇧 @borderlinecool.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Holy shit you mean I've been spatuling with the wrong hand all this time?

A pic of a Kickstarter for a spatula designed for both lefties and righties

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BorderlineCool 🇨🇦🇧🇧 @borderlinecool.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Weather and meteorology folks, what's this phenomenon called when the sun has a halo? I think it probably happened due to Sahara dust

A picture looking directly upwards at the sun with what looks like a rainbow halo around it. The halo is imperfect due to a few clouds. There are a few palm tree tops in the image

Same perspective but there are no clouds or trees in the photo. It should therefore be a better pic except its kinda boring without the imperfections

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BorderlineCool 🇨🇦🇧🇧 @borderlinecool.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Didn't know that Michael Stipe and David Cross were separated at birth #SeparatedAtBirth

Michael Stipe on Colbert with glasses and a shaggy white beard

David Cross looking like he has for years with glasses and a shaggy white beard

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BorderlineCool 🇨🇦🇧🇧 @borderlinecool.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eric_Sw... OK, why didn't the university honor the scholarship? He was injured. How did he break both thumbs in such a way that his coach said nope get that guy off the team? #swalwell

A clip from Eric Swalwell's Wikipedia page which mentions that he played soccer at university but broke both of his thumbs, which ended the scholarship.

I guess I'm finding that part weird. Like, how do you break both of your thumbs, and why would it end your scholarship? Usually the scholarship is honored when injuries occur - unless the injury was caused by something really stupid. I want to know more

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BorderlineCool 🇨🇦🇧🇧 @borderlinecool.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

Well, it appears that Trent Dilfer has got fired from UAB and got a job as a cop in Minnesota

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BorderlineCool 🇨🇦🇧🇧 @borderlinecool.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

Should I be concerned that Phoenix's only Goodreads recommendation is Cujo?

A cute pic of a small jack Russel, named Phoenix, laying down with an e-reader on the cushion behind her. The position of her paws makes it appear as if she's reading

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BorderlineCool 🇨🇦🇧🇧 @borderlinecool.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

I should start a running thread of all the seemingly "impossible" accidents that happen in 🇧🇧 This is not AI

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BorderlineCool 🇨🇦🇧🇧 @borderlinecool.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

I don't even know how to process this, given my current marital circumstances

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BorderlineCool 🇨🇦🇧🇧 @borderlinecool.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

Einstein said once you stop learning, you start dying

A screenshot of a YouTube video showing a backwards-hat wearing Dude holding a gun threateningly towards a pumpkin with the title "How many pumpkins does it take to stop a bullet?"

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BorderlineCool 🇨🇦🇧🇧 @borderlinecool.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

"I'm glad Bluesky doesn't have a foreign account problem," I say sanctimoniously to myself as I scroll thru my followers, who mostly have profiles that look like this

Screenshot of one of my fake followers' profiles. This one is rjay27.bsky.social who's following 5.3k accounts and has yet to make a post

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BorderlineCool 🇨🇦🇧🇧 @borderlinecool.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

Nature shifted into reverse this morning in Nova Scotia #Melissa

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BorderlineCool 🇨🇦🇧🇧 @borderlinecool.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

Spaghetti models don't have a clue which way #Melissa is going. This is a good test.

A screenshot of the spaghetti models for predicting the path of Tropical Storm Melissa. The models are shooting out in all direcrions

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BorderlineCool 🇨🇦🇧🇧 @borderlinecool.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

Not saying that I called it, but I totally called it

Screenshot of my chat session with friends saying that Springer could do a Kirk Gibson imitation right before he did it

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BorderlineCool 🇨🇦🇧🇧 @borderlinecool.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

The first time I saw ICE guy image I thought if this guy for some reason

Screenshot of the famous meme with the old guy who fakes a heart attack to pull out a gun

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BorderlineCool 🇨🇦🇧🇧 @borderlinecool.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

Not only is the shooter a pretty accurate marksman, but also very good at engraving ideologies onto small bits of rounded ammunition

A gif from the Simpsons with the guy who's reading off his extremely large hand

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BorderlineCool 🇨🇦🇧🇧 @borderlinecool.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

I love the telestrator showing Kelce juking the D when he actually just totally strolled into the endzone. Like, there's no need to make it sound any harder than it was. And - yes - my wife is watching Dexter in the background audio. #NFL

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