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BorderlineCool 🇨🇦🇧🇧 @borderlinecool.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Bonus points if ur name also sounds like a place where they held public executions

BorderlineCool 🇨🇦🇧🇧 @borderlinecool.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Did they ask how many punts you've made in your life? And now that I think about it, how many times do you estimate you have kicked a football?

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BorderlineCool 🇨🇦🇧🇧 @borderlinecool.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

At 5:30am it's 100% my fault. But my fault drops as the day goes, until the gummie hits at around 9pm at which point my fault will drop to a daily low of about 25% hopefully until midnight. I need to be asleep before it begins to creep up again. Sometimes a second gummy is necessary.

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BorderlineCool 🇨🇦🇧🇧 @borderlinecool.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

If you give me oil money, I will unleash my social media bots upon the election

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BorderlineCool 🇨🇦🇧🇧 @borderlinecool.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

The Faraday pouch goes over the tinfoil hat, which remains on your head

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BorderlineCool 🇨🇦🇧🇧 @borderlinecool.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I'm sitting in the lobby of a hotel and I can see a bag of pastries that were delivered from a fantastic bakery that closed like five hours ago. I can see the name of who ordered on it. I'm having impure thoughts. It would be the perfect crime.

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BorderlineCool 🇨🇦🇧🇧 @borderlinecool.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I'm thinking part of this is because they are using inputs to train the models and therefore are getting worried that the models will turn around and start insulting the customers

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BorderlineCool 🇨🇦🇧🇧 @borderlinecool.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I'm on a WhatsApp group with a bunch of Brit boomers who are all calling Trump a useless cunt while concurrently claiming that only Nigel Farage can save England right now. What can I say? Golf groups contain multitudes

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BorderlineCool 🇨🇦🇧🇧 @borderlinecool.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Schumer is currently using AI to create a strongly worded letter warning the administration not to try anything illegal or else they will get a subpoena to appear at a hearing sometime in early 2028

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BorderlineCool 🇨🇦🇧🇧 @borderlinecool.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Yup the 10-point plan on how to write the perfect prompt is much more important than having the knowledge to know when the output is pure bullshit

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BorderlineCool 🇨🇦🇧🇧 @borderlinecool.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I love the fact that this bonehead lady had a boneheaded plan and got caught and thrown in jail. But now that she's out, they are like, "well, she's an expert on boneheaded plans so let's make her the chief bonehead planner."

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BorderlineCool 🇨🇦🇧🇧 @borderlinecool.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Hello Computer, Steal the idea of a game and set it in the stolen idea of a house and then steal my hopes and dreams and force me to role play that life everyday on a screen rather than just trying to do it for real.

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BorderlineCool 🇨🇦🇧🇧 @borderlinecool.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I saw Manly Jesus drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's

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BorderlineCool 🇨🇦🇧🇧 @borderlinecool.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Amazing to watch how the party of conservatives rushes around to get as much changed as they possibly can while the party of liberal progression promises to do as little as possible

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NBC News @nbcnews.com · 05/10/2026

Former White House chief of staff Rahm Emanuel calls on Democratic lawmakers to set aside plans to impeach President Trump if they win a majority in the House, pushing them instead to pass an ethics reform package.

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Rahm Emanuel says Democrats should focus on ethics reforms rather than impeaching Trump

Democrats have publicly weighed whether they should pursue impeaching Trump for a third time.

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BorderlineCool 🇨🇦🇧🇧 @borderlinecool.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

It's not often you witness someone giving birth to a new word, complete with labor contractions and everything. Truly a beautiful moment

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BorderlineCool 🇨🇦🇧🇧 @borderlinecool.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

It's possible he's talking about how the junk economy of influencing, crypto, AI, and online scams is how young folks are getting rich nowadays. He's not wrong there, the sociopaths are visibly succeeding. Also I can see how you'd think that if you've never left your home office in months

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BorderlineCool 🇨🇦🇧🇧 @borderlinecool.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I don't care how many focus groups tested it, Jackery is a terrible name for a business

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BorderlineCool 🇨🇦🇧🇧 @borderlinecool.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The biggest problem in football is that the uprights are not tall enough

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BorderlineCool 🇨🇦🇧🇧 @borderlinecool.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

We need to reboot Star Trek TNG but with Data as the sentient AI Big Boss

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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

Kids these days are all about “rolling crazy fatties” but there was a ‘crazy’ guy about two thousand years ago who rolled the ultimate fatty. The fatty of faith.

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BorderlineCool 🇨🇦🇧🇧 @borderlinecool.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

They figured out the easiest way to cut the cost of your workforce is to lay off a man and hire a woman to do the same job for less

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BorderlineCool 🇨🇦🇧🇧 @borderlinecool.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I'm stupid enough to be a Raiders fan and even I'm not that stupid

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BorderlineCool 🇨🇦🇧🇧 @borderlinecool.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I'm one of those who always has a song in their head. It can be anything from classic rock to recent hip-hop. I don't pick them it just happens TMI... I've noticed that when I am sitting in the bathroom I tend towards bass-heavy songs Anyway just now it was the theme to Barney Miller 🤷🏻‍♂️

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BorderlineCool 🇨🇦🇧🇧 @borderlinecool.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I'm learning 75% of cooking is planning ahead My chef neighbour served a stunning meal last night featuring "short rib in a red wine reduction" The whole thing started 4 days ago but each step actually didn't need a lot of effort and there were hours or days in between some steps

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BorderlineCool 🇨🇦🇧🇧 @borderlinecool.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Spending a lot of effort on the OOB but none on the obvious hold

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BorderlineCool 🇨🇦🇧🇧 @borderlinecool.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

If Sean McVay was just a little bit cross-eyed he could white Kash Patel

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BorderlineCool 🇨🇦🇧🇧 @borderlinecool.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I find it amazing that a writer (and editor) for Rolling Stone has no idea how radio station playlists work

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BorderlineCool 🇨🇦🇧🇧 @borderlinecool.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

If they're not sure who did this, then it seems that the surveillance equipment probably needed replacing anyway

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BorderlineCool 🇨🇦🇧🇧 @borderlinecool.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I'm now wondering if he'll make it thru the week

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BorderlineCool 🇨🇦🇧🇧 @borderlinecool.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Packers are folding like they're the 2025 Raiders. LaFleur might not make it thru September

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BorderlineCool 🇨🇦🇧🇧 @borderlinecool.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Sometimes maybe you don't only want your powerbank to provide power. Maybe you also want it to provide CSAM

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BorderlineCool 🇨🇦🇧🇧 @borderlinecool.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Wtf I told myself that I'd only watch this game until the Packers got up by 2 scores

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BorderlineCool 🇨🇦🇧🇧 @borderlinecool.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Hey Grok, what's our best defense against this lawsuit?

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 24/09/2026

"While Charlie Brown did once again accelerate toward the ball, miss it entirely as Lucy pulled it away, flip backward through the air, and land violently with a disquieting crunch, we do not believe that now is the time for a dramatic change in kicking strategy." buff.ly/X2RjqP5

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“Charlie Brown Must Stay the Course”: A Football Kick Autopsy Report by the Democratic Party

“While Charlie Brown did once again accelerate toward the ball, miss the ball entirely as Lucy pulled it away, flip backward through the air, and land violen...

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BorderlineCool 🇨🇦🇧🇧 @borderlinecool.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Agreed. Cooper looks real enough but until he starts playing with a guard of Kyrie's caliber you don't really know what that unlocks for him. Wait until December or January anyway.

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BorderlineCool 🇨🇦🇧🇧 @borderlinecool.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

How does Reacher stay so buff if he's only staying in cheap motels that obviously don't have gyms? I'm only on Season 2 if this gets answered I'm sorry

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BorderlineCool 🇨🇦🇧🇧 @borderlinecool.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

So far my Top Movies of 2026* consists of: 1) The Odessey 2) Mutiny Honestly a pretty big drop after #1 but also not really a fair comparison since Mutiny wasn't released in IMAX. * that I've seen in an actual cinema

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BorderlineCool 🇨🇦🇧🇧 @borderlinecool.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Man clearly thinks Wooderson was the coolest character in the movie

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BorderlineCool 🇨🇦🇧🇧 @borderlinecool.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Yh I came of age during the 80s and it sucked. Our older friends and siblings enjoyed free love and awesome drugs but suddenly we were getting AIDS and Nancy f'n Reagan

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