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Book Jailer @bookjailer.bsky.social · 45m

Katie, the short term press sec Never passed the bar exam Passed herself as a lawyer Her whole tale was a sham She looked a lot like Ivanka So she got a cushy job But she botched it so badly She got fired by the orange slob

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Book Jailer @bookjailer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

This is a 1958 Edsel Bermuda wagon. This is not the best model I’ve ever built. It will never win an award as I know there are too many flaws in it. The subject is too esoteric. But it’s one of the most satisfying builds of my life.

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Book Jailer @bookjailer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Imagine being the most embarrassing senator from the state that also elected Josh Hawley. These people are indescribably stupid.

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endora bullshit @endora-bullshit.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

over at the other place, searching my old posts, and i found this from six years ago - it's true. and we had 80yrs of her on this earth. amazing.

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Micah @rincewind.run · 25/08/2026

dolly parton taught millions of children to read dolly parton raised millions of dollars for cancer research and disaster relief dolly parton stood by the lgbtq community her entire life dolly parton personally helped fund the moderna vaccine if there was a right side of something she was on it

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Book Jailer @bookjailer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Dolly Parton was the best of us. Put her on all the currency.

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Book Jailer @bookjailer.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Just off the workbench: Volvo 850 Estate BTCC touring car. In the 90s, the mad lads at Tom Walkinshaw Racing teamed up with the stoic safe Swedes from Volvo to make the most outrageous race car imaginable.

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Book Jailer @bookjailer.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

So I used Google's AI to try to find the answer to a simple question: What is the name of musician Matthew Sweet's first wife? His divorce inspired him to write the seminal 90s album and song "Girlfriend," so clearly this is a matter of vital importance. And AI gave me an answer.... (1/2)

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Book Jailer @bookjailer.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Finishing an intense dystopian Margaret Atwood novel right before bed on vacation does not lead to a restful sleep. Learned that one the hard way.

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Book Jailer @bookjailer.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

This is shaping up to be the worst Red Sox team not only of my lifetime, but the worst one since the 1930s. Well done, lads. Well fucking done.

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Book Jailer @bookjailer.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

So happy to see these guys again.

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Book Jailer @bookjailer.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

The world is on fire but I'm seeing Silversun Pickups tonight so that will stave off the madness for at least one day. I'm so psyched.

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Book Jailer @bookjailer.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

(Reads headline, promptly laughs for 17 straight minutes).

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Book Jailer @bookjailer.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

If you want to know why baseball is a mess: I was forwarded Sox tickets by a friend. The tickets require the Ballpark app to use. The Ballpark app won't open unless it updates to the latest version. The latest version requires a OS update on my phone that my phone cannot use because it's older.1/

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Book Jailer @bookjailer.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Just finished up my latest model car. It’s not a Little Red Corvette but she’ll have fun fun fun in it until Daddy takes it away. 1956 Ford Thunderbird.

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Book Jailer @bookjailer.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

The Red Sox are unwatchable and if anyone spends any money in order to do so they are fools. What an awful offense. Shades of 1992. Bob Zupcic would be the best hitter in this year’s team. That’s not a compliment.

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Book Jailer @bookjailer.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Ah, the delicious anxiety inducing anticipation waiting to hear from your Euro car specialist after dropping off your British sedan with “just a little drip.” Fingers crossed it’s not major.

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Martyn Lenoble @martynlenoble.bandcamp.com · 22/04/2026

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? Trump never had a garbanzo bean on his face.

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Book Jailer @bookjailer.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

And (as a Dune fan), said argument novel is the best one in the series.

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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

Orwell: "The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command."

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Book Jailer @bookjailer.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

When will these fucking nimrods realize this is always the way it ends for anyone who hitches their wagon to Cheeto Mussolini?

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Book Jailer @bookjailer.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

Finished up my latest project: a custom figure of the great Art Monk. Made it for a soccer buddy.

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Book Jailer @bookjailer.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

I’m looking forward to the next movie in the series.

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Book Jailer @bookjailer.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

Just off the workbench: Bubba Wallace’s 2021 Columbia OmniHeat Toyota. This was built with a resin body, a kit Gen6 chassis, and full wrap decals from Patto’s Place.

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Book Jailer @bookjailer.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

Just off the workbench: 1956 Ford Crown Victoria.

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Book Jailer @bookjailer.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Kristi Noem's career got shot down harder than that poor puppy.

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Book Jailer @bookjailer.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

I just finished a play through of Detroit: Become Human and the experience was incredibly moving. One of the best games I’ve ever played.

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Book Jailer @bookjailer.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

The world may be burning but I’m still finding centering by building models.

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I AM DAD @iamdad.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Trump releasing files on extraterrestrial life to compete with the Epstein Files is Aliens vs Predators

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Book Jailer @bookjailer.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Because he's never once in his life been denied anything he wants, and now that he's been defied once, he is throwing a tantrum like a toddler.

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Benj @splatterthought.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

Shut the fuck up, is good shorthand legal advice. But if your attorney is that comfortable saying this to you, you are a frequent flyer of malfeasance and you leave it to your lawyers to sort out your moral boundaries for you, each, slightly correcting your behavior into plausible deniability.

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PetRockNamedGerry @namedrock.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Frequent Flyer of Malfeasance is going to be my garage band's name and that etched urn will be the album cover.

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Acey Deecey 🚀🚀 @mcgarrygirl78.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Frequent Flyer of Malfeasance is going on my urn.

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Erik the Rural Juror @edoggthered.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

attorney-client umbrage

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Book Jailer @bookjailer.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

But ICE is still here, abducting our friends and neighbors and threatening observers. Stay vigilant.

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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

After robbing the flower shop, I went to confession and told the priest, "Forgive me, Father, for hyacinth."

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Book Jailer @bookjailer.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

I like Roth most times, but it's also extremely mid-90s edgy energy to say "this clear and obvious sports injustice happened to someone I don't like, so therefore it's funny."

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Book Jailer @bookjailer.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

Agree with every word here. The Pro Football Hall Of Fame has delegitimized its entire existence. Burn it down. It deserves nothing less.

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Book Jailer @bookjailer.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

This can't be reformed. The entire organization must be dissolved.

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Book Jailer @bookjailer.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

They executed that man. Full stop.

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Book Jailer @bookjailer.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Publicly financed stadia are a scam and the Hunt family is particularly scummy.

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Book Jailer @bookjailer.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

Hobby update as the world goes to hell in a bucket: Just finished this custom figure of David Archer from the CFL’s Sacramento Gold Miners. Because why the hell not.

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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

A photo of David Brooks palling around with Epstein in the latest Epstein files drop three weeks after he wrote a column chiding America for caring about the Epstein story is some serious Rafael Palmeiro shit.

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