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Book Jailer @bookjailer.bsky.social · 1h

Katie, the short term press sec Never passed the bar exam Passed herself as a lawyer Her whole tale was a sham She looked a lot like Ivanka So she got a cushy job But she botched it so badly She got fired by the orange slob

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Book Jailer @bookjailer.bsky.social · 5h

Musk is essentially an edgelord teenager and his "cool" car ideas reflect that. Cars with jetpacks, falcon doors, Plaid speed....he's never beating the allegations of being the grossly unlikable kid that desperately wants to be cool and funny.

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Book Jailer @bookjailer.bsky.social · 5h

Flying cars, falcon doors, a yoke instead of a steering wheel, Plaid speed. It's like every 14 year old virginal Fortnight master player was put in charge of a car company.

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Book Jailer @bookjailer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I'm whiter than a mid-life trip to Iceland and have always kept my butter in the fridge. I don't understand how to could possibly NOT keep it in the fridge.

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Book Jailer @bookjailer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

This is a 1958 Edsel Bermuda wagon. This is not the best model I’ve ever built. It will never win an award as I know there are too many flaws in it. The subject is too esoteric. But it’s one of the most satisfying builds of my life.

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Book Jailer @bookjailer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

There was a botched execution by firing squad just last year.

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Book Jailer @bookjailer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Imagine being the most embarrassing senator from the state that also elected Josh Hawley. These people are indescribably stupid.

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Book Jailer @bookjailer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

You cannot screw up the election of an all-time great coach like they did without consequences.

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endora bullshit @endora-bullshit.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

over at the other place, searching my old posts, and i found this from six years ago - it's true. and we had 80yrs of her on this earth. amazing.

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Micah @rincewind.run · 25/08/2026

dolly parton taught millions of children to read dolly parton raised millions of dollars for cancer research and disaster relief dolly parton stood by the lgbtq community her entire life dolly parton personally helped fund the moderna vaccine if there was a right side of something she was on it

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Book Jailer @bookjailer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Dolly Parton was the best of us. Put her on all the currency.

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Book Jailer @bookjailer.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Just off the workbench: Volvo 850 Estate BTCC touring car. In the 90s, the mad lads at Tom Walkinshaw Racing teamed up with the stoic safe Swedes from Volvo to make the most outrageous race car imaginable.

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Book Jailer @bookjailer.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Egypt is collapsing like the Ramesside Dynasty of 1077 BCE.

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Book Jailer @bookjailer.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

....which turned out to be the name of a woman who had merely commented on a Facebook post discussing the album. AI is so much garbage in, garbage out, and then iterating on the garbage just produced. Burn it all down. (2/2)

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Book Jailer @bookjailer.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

So I used Google's AI to try to find the answer to a simple question: What is the name of musician Matthew Sweet's first wife? His divorce inspired him to write the seminal 90s album and song "Girlfriend," so clearly this is a matter of vital importance. And AI gave me an answer.... (1/2)

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Book Jailer @bookjailer.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

On the Constitutional issue it was 5-4. Kavanaugh voted with the majority on statutory grounds, not Constitutional ones.

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Book Jailer @bookjailer.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Finishing an intense dystopian Margaret Atwood novel right before bed on vacation does not lead to a restful sleep. Learned that one the hard way.

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Book Jailer @bookjailer.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

JFC that's awful. I'm so sorry. What a cluster.

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Book Jailer @bookjailer.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

You are allowed to walk away from a sports team when they continue to serve you noxious garbage.

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Book Jailer @bookjailer.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

There's really only one solution to this: STOP WATCHING. Stop giving John Henry your money and your attention. He doesn't deserve it, the FO doesn't deserve it, and the players don't deserve it. This team sucks, and they stink, and they suck. Stop fucking paying attention to them.

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Book Jailer @bookjailer.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

These are the dumbest people possible. The sheer scale of the incompetence is staggering.

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Book Jailer @bookjailer.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

This is shaping up to be the worst Red Sox team not only of my lifetime, but the worst one since the 1930s. Well done, lads. Well fucking done.

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Book Jailer @bookjailer.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

I saw the movie and thought it was terrific, and I'm fixing to see the musical as well. Saw Hadestown, enjoyed it, no real desire to see it again. I'd see Mincement.

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Book Jailer @bookjailer.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

They’re good people too! They love playing and they’re so heartfelt about it.

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Book Jailer @bookjailer.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

So happy to see these guys again.

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Book Jailer @bookjailer.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Thanks Craig, that's a huge help.

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Book Jailer @bookjailer.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

What if they were born before 1930 in Quebec? That's what's holding me up: Quebec really didn't have birth certs when my grandfather was born.

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Book Jailer @bookjailer.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

The world is on fire but I'm seeing Silversun Pickups tonight so that will stave off the madness for at least one day. I'm so psyched.

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Book Jailer @bookjailer.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

(Reads headline, promptly laughs for 17 straight minutes).

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Book Jailer @bookjailer.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Yes, but we can't discount his clubhouse leadership when he (checks notes) publicly demanded a personal explanation from the GM about why the manager who got him an extra year and $25 million was fired.

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Book Jailer @bookjailer.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

That is a fair take; in general I find public redassness in general to be performative. Pros by definition want to win, it's assumed. I am willing to concede this may be particularly a me problem, however.

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Book Jailer @bookjailer.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

2021 was a lucky, enjoyable fluke run. The problem was they didn't realize it at the time and immediately collapsed again.

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Book Jailer @bookjailer.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

I found the redass persona fake and offputting. And it didn't help him avoid injuries anyway. All players want to help their teams win; not all of them insist on making that some sort of performative dance.

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Book Jailer @bookjailer.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

I was relieved to see Sale go. Still am. The entire Sale experience in Boston was exhausting. Also: he got hurt again in ATL at the end of the year and it cost them in the playoffs. Same as it ever was. No regrets on that one. Thank God he's gone.

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Book Jailer @bookjailer.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

UPDATE: the very nice young woman at the Red Sox ticket office looked at the issue and they can print out the tickets for me at the box office on Saturday. I'm relieved to know that the slavish dedication to apps isn't absolute.

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Book Jailer @bookjailer.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

I cannot afford a new phone merely to use baseball tickets that I already own simply because baseball requires an app to actually use said tickets. It's the most infuriating system they could come up with. I am TRYING to go see this shitty team that doesn't respect my money. Make it easy! 2/2

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Book Jailer @bookjailer.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

If you want to know why baseball is a mess: I was forwarded Sox tickets by a friend. The tickets require the Ballpark app to use. The Ballpark app won't open unless it updates to the latest version. The latest version requires a OS update on my phone that my phone cannot use because it's older.1/

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