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Brooke Jones

@book35.bsky.social
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Only a fan of the cursèd sports teams. Will rant about lacrosse, cooking, and dogs.

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Brooke Jones @book35.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
*Laughs in Vikings fan*
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i just want her back
Northwestern's lakeside field
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Ella Brockway @ellabrockway.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Going to start walking around talking about the College Football Playoff-bound Northwestern Wildcats
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Veronica Burton doesn't just have that dog in her, she has several of them
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
WHAT A NIGHT FOR NORTHWESTERN SPORTS
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 03/10/2026

Ethan Booker
@Ethan_Booker
MARK JACKSON: it shows you how hard it is to win in this league
STEVE KERR: *roller-blades backwards past the scorer's table* not that hard
8:31 PM · May 8, 2015

Except it's about Pat Fitzgerald and Chip Kelly scoring points at Northwestern
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Brooke Jones @book35.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
…yes, also being on a first name basis with the cheesemongers keeps it top of mind for me Ah shit I’m really making the cake eater thing worse aren’t I
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Brooke Jones @book35.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yeah I didn’t realize it’s 5 miles, feels much closer than that
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Brooke Jones @book35.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
France 44 does amazing sandwiches
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Brooke Jones @book35.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hard to top this but he’s coming close youtu.be/bX0ZVm-RUro?...
youtu.be
The Minneapolis Miracle (Set to Titanic Music)
YouTube video by Devon Hemmelman
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Brooke Jones @book35.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I remember when Lincoln Riley left OU so he could be a little less in the limelight with the media
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Brooke Jones @book35.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Good teams win, great teams cover ⚛️
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Brooke Jones @book35.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My plott hound (mix) does! He’s the laziest dog I’ve ever had (complimentary)
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Brooke Jones @book35.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Horrifying (go cats)
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Brooke Jones @book35.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Shoutout disgruntled lesbians
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 23/09/2026
i think you can fairly say that the second trump administration is the most racist federal administration since woodrow wilson and honestly i'm not sure that it isn't more racist than wilson's
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Brooke Jones @book35.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Remember the Titans-ass defense
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Brooke Jones @book35.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The shirt for everyone at my bachelorette party this weekend
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Brooke Jones @book35.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I can’t remember the last tackle I saw that had a hang time on it
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Brooke Jones @book35.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The ayocote morado bean and corn salad from the rancho gordo website! Scales fantastically and a perfect healthy but hearty side
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Brooke Jones @book35.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Get in loser we’re doing McCarthyism again
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Brooke Jones @book35.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Blocked punt TD for Drake to take the lead over SD School of Mines, we are so back baby
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Brooke Jones @book35.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
USC will once again fail to meet expectations. Which USC? Yes.
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Brooke Jones @book35.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Counterpoint - these are so gross, so much, so many disjointed details, they fit perfectly. They hear Coco Chanel say “take off one accent” and hang up the phone.
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Brooke Jones @book35.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
My great grandma would level this up by over-toasting bread and scraping the toast over the pasta, so you got toasty breadcrumbs to season the buttered noodles. Perfection
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
really hard to oversell how bad J.J. McCarthy was last year, despite having a Hall of Fame WR and a coach skilled at getting decent performances out of players with poor reputataions
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JJ McCarthy is the worst
The Vikings need to move on from their 2024 10th overall pick ASAP. PLUS, Jameis Winston makes one of the greatest QB catches ever, the Raiders pin their problems on Chip Kelly, and more!
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Brooke Jones @book35.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
MINNEAPOLIS IS BURNING
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Brooke Jones @book35.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Not someone who is a big fan of jersey purchasing/wearing, but I always had one exception: Naz Reid Trees (😢) Now I have 2 exceptions: #11 Trees, and The Spectacle
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Brooke Jones @book35.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
“MIKE TRRRRRRRUMPY THE BALL CARRIER” And/Or “JUSTIN JACK-SON THE BALL CARRIER” No matter how down bad the cats are the way that rolls off the PA mic does something to me
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Brooke Jones @book35.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
As though nobody would go watch the #1 team in the W (the lynx) were it not for Caitlin Clark
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Brooke Jones @book35.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
In a true J School battle, this also sadly applies to Northwestern… @rodger.bsky.social not helping the “never good” vs “always bad” column
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
when I said I wanted more WNBA coverage I did not mean "non-stop coverage of the opinions of the sixth-best player on the Indiana Fever"
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
the women's sports haters love saying "nobody would care about these WNBA players without Caitlin Clark, they all owe her their paychecks," which is not true of the vast majority of the league, but actually is true about Sophie Cunningham
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Brooke Jones @book35.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Burned through the whole thing on Sunday and it was so so delightful, Octavia Spencer shows so much range it’s insane
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Go Cats
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Brooke Jones @book35.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
(Before I listen to the episode) it’s more that even when they have potential, they can’t get out of their own way. The QB struggles, the Tulane jerseys, Mick McCall, it’s always something.
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Brooke Jones @book35.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I maintain that the big names only move the needle within the spectrum of talent - paring down the roster to only the stars puts too much attention on them and they become insufferable and lose their appeal
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Brooke Jones @book35.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Blacking out while running as hard as possible: fun, fast, and you don’t feel a thing! I give it two thumbs up (and two inhaler puffs)
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Andy Tulin (Subscribe to The Post Presence version) @andytulin.net · 16/07/2026
She’s like if Draymond Green’s personality was Steph Curry levels of important to the league lol
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 15/07/2026
woke: national hot dog day bespoke:
the liturgical hot dog calendar

four seasons are broken down into ordinary time (plain hot dog) advent (chili dog) lent (corndog) and easter (chicago style dog, or, refional style)
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
A goalie should be an atheist I don’t want them believing in anything but the void
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Brooke Jones @book35.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Was lucky enough to do some international travel with family as a teen - Normandy, Stockholm, and Dubrovnik were all fascinating because of the history and how experiential it was, not just museum tours and hop on/hop off busses
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Brooke Jones @book35.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
If your kid is gonna get a scholarship, it won’t be because they were playing club sports at age 11. It’ll be because they work their ass off (of their own volition), they are extremely athletic, AND they’re lucky enough to get noticed. No trans kids in that equation.
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Brooke Jones @book35.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
For a kid that gets a full ride to a moderately-priced college scholarship for a non-revenue sport (not all athletic scholarships are a full ride!), it’s about breakeven. BUT only 2% of high school athletes get an NCAA scholarship, so expected payoff is definitely less than what you put into it
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Brooke Jones @book35.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
My favorite fun fact
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Hector Diaz @iamhectordiaz.com · 30/06/2026
we replaced the Morocco and Netherlands teams with Vikings kickers from the past
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Brooke Jones @book35.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Walking to Target Center for games just got a whole lot riskier…
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Brooke Jones @book35.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
The two hottest times in my life are: 1. Houston wedding in Late June 2. Full goalie gear in College Park in May - worse than even Gainesville because of the humidity and lack of airflow on that godforsaken campus
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Brooke Jones @book35.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
😢
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Brooke Jones @book35.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
You won’t convince me this isn’t just Mack Brown in a 17 Again situation
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