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Bokonon_Lives @bokonon-lives.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I tell ya, I get no respect. I ran my codebase through one o' them AI detectors, it said, "artifical intelligence? You don't even have any regular intelligence!" No respect...

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Bokonon_Lives @bokonon-lives.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Demo just dropped for this super cozy organizing game (from my brother in law!) about an octopus running a video store. It's been a labor of love, he's done amazing work, and it's gaining a lot of traction! Please support solo devs and check it out! #octbuster store.steampowered.com/app/5042370/...

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Octbuster: Video Rental Store Cleanup on Steam

Octbuster is a cozy organization game about closing up an 80s video rental store after hours as an octopus. With the help of your kitten pals, scoop up piles of procedurally placed VHS tapes with real...

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Bokonon_Lives @bokonon-lives.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Me, being sealed alive behind a stone wall, still confused why I haven't seen any wine: "And what vintage is this amontillado?" Alex Horne, putting up another brick: "All the information is on the cask."

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Bokonon_Lives @bokonon-lives.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Overheard at the zoo, an angry child walking with their fellow campers: "I hope horses go extinct!"

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Bokonon_Lives @bokonon-lives.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

This sure looks like a bold departure from the original

A still image from the film Mortal Kombat II - a battle-ready man with a wound on his cheek and a hand glowing with red energy, staring intensely

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Bokonon_Lives @bokonon-lives.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Legendary franchise, blazing fast gameplay, run by my friend a great speedrunner, host, communicator, streamer and person! Surprisingly learnable run for such a hard game: it's really been *solved* by some great collaborating minds. More people should run this, and you should all watch this segment!

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Bokonon_Lives @bokonon-lives.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

Frère Jacques, Frère Jacques, Dormez-vous? Dormez-vous? Thunderbolts and lightning, very very fright'ning, Galileo, Galileo.

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Bokonon_Lives @bokonon-lives.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

I still think about this quiz all the time clickhole.com/which-bing-b...

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Which Bing Bong Theory Are You?

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Bokonon_Lives @bokonon-lives.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

Who was stronger in their prime, Barbarian Streisand or Barbarian Walters

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Bokonon_Lives @bokonon-lives.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

I don't know who needs to hear this, but there's a bug in the dotnet publish command for .NET 10 if you try to publish AOT with --no-restore. I separate my restore + publish steps and my upgrade from .NET 8 to 10 broke. Just remove the flag and it will work. Details here: github.com/dotnet/sdk/i...

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Publish with `--no-build --no-restore` fails when using AOT in .NET 10 · Issue #51766 · dotnet/sdk

Description Separate restore/build and publish steps fails when using AOT in .NET 10. This worked in .NET 9 and is thus a regression. I have prepared a minimal example at https://github.com/hojmark...

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mike @sonuvafitch.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

watching teenage mutant ninja turtles as a kid: yes! hahaha! YES! watching teenage mutant ninja turtles as a father: that’s just too young for all this, no one has the best interest of these boys at heart

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Bokonon_Lives @bokonon-lives.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

In modern slang, if a butt looks remarkably like a butt, is that called an "ahh-ahh ahh?"

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 04/07/2025

maybe she’s born with it, maybe she’s wolverine

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Bokonon_Lives @bokonon-lives.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

Avoid the Noid. ...Take the cannoli.

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Bokonon_Lives @bokonon-lives.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

Ye best start believin' in countin' yer bodily fluids... ...urine one

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Bokonon_Lives @bokonon-lives.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

I think someone extremely famous should choose to make an exclusive announcement in an interview on my Twitch channel, streamed live to like 11 viewers. hmu

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Bokonon_Lives @bokonon-lives.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

First stream in a year and a half. Just chatting for now, who knows what else we'll get up to! I've just missed you all. Come chill! twitch.tv/bokonon_lives

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Bokonon_Lives @bokonon-lives.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

Don't forget to like and subscribe (curate your own RSS feed of my personal accomplishments and occasionally nod quietly to yourself)

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Bokonon_Lives @bokonon-lives.bsky.social · 05/07/2025

If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who, or Transformers. The Aztec Mummy trilogy is by + large some pretty fun old horror. The 1st one will remind you a lot of the plot of the Brendan Fraser film. The 2nd one is way more fun. The 3rd one... is terrible.

The Spanish-language poster for the Mexican film, The Aztec Mummy vs the Humanoid Robot. An angry, wrinkly-skinned creature clashes physically with an old-timey sci-fi shiny tin robot. A grinning, goateed villain looks on with wild eyes, as though he is puppetmastering the whole affair. A woman in the foreground poses dramatically - this just isn't her day.

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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 30/06/2025

TIRED: “learn to code!” WIRED:

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Bokonon_Lives @bokonon-lives.bsky.social · 29/06/2025

Guy who pronounces OJ Simpson "Odge Simpson"

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 23/06/2025

If you were in a hypothetical situation, what would you do?

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Bokonon_Lives @bokonon-lives.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

Just shattered that someone got to this joke before me. www.reddit.com/r/BokuNoMeta...

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Bokonon_Lives @bokonon-lives.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

Anchorman: "As a Large Language Model, I do not have a personal opinion on the city of San Diego, California." Fred Willard: "Damn it, for the last time, anything you put on that teleprompter, Burgundy will read!"

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Jacqueline @notjack.space · 28/05/2024

all x86 do is execute instruction fetch memory be hot chip and lie

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Bokonon_Lives @bokonon-lives.bsky.social · 23/06/2025

It's Death to Smoochy Daddy Season

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 12/05/2024

is their full name the Philadelphia Philadelphias? if so minus 5 points for creativity

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Bokonon_Lives @bokonon-lives.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

If a vampire was at my front door, I would simply invite them in, then really quickly build a larger, second house encircling my first house. Then they'd be trapped in my original house, and I'd have a new neighbor.

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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 07/06/2025

people will just say anything. i’m 31 today!! no you’re not. you’re on bluesky we’re all 36. that isn’t true

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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 04/06/2025

[gilbert gottfried voice] if you had one shot, one opportunity

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Bokonon_Lives @bokonon-lives.bsky.social · 02/06/2025

Happy Pride Month. Shout out to the members of the LGBTQIA+ community who have been vocal about bi inclusion. I especially appreciate the posts I've seen expressing that bi people are still valid even if they've only ever dated members of one gender or "lean" one way. That's me. I'm on that spectrum

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Bokonon_Lives @bokonon-lives.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

In an attempt to connect more with Gen Z, I am releasing a new hit single, "fried memes and guillotines"

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Bokonon_Lives @bokonon-lives.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

First week new job is in the books. Hard going back to working in an office but it's worth it to support my family. I like it there, and I think it's gonna work out. Grateful also for my wife for staying home with the kiddo. Free time may hit an all time low this month but it should get better soon!

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Bokonon_Lives @bokonon-lives.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

Video game that perpetuates stereotypes nobody has ever claimed before. Like, all men over 65 are in a ska band, or all women have a leg that retracts into a rocket launcher. There are no exceptions in-universe to any such invented rules.

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Bokonon_Lives @bokonon-lives.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

Every night I hum the tune to Basket Case by Green Day to my daughter at about 1/4 tempo as her lullaby, and that is a true fact

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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

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Bokonon_Lives @bokonon-lives.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

I am entering my being-really-annoying-about-tea era

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