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Bodkin Van Horn

@bodkinvanhorn.bsky.social
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Not Dave McCave. Usually happily grumpy, sometimes grumpily happy.

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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Man City when asked to provide their “irrefutable evidence.”
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Bodkin Van Horn @bodkinvanhorn.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Easy to understand how he wasn't paying attention to the talk about dodgy donations It's really hard to focus when you're facing Count Binface in a by-election thats only happening cos you need to distract from your dodgy donations We need to cut him some slack www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
theguardian.com
‘I wasn’t even listening,’ Farage says of donations scandal meeting
Reform UK leader maintains innocence in overseas funding controversy on last day of party conference
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Bodkin Van Horn @bodkinvanhorn.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Hey Avis car rental in Montreal-Trudeau airport, answer me this. What's the point of having 6 tills to service the queue of 20 people, if you only have one of them staffed?
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Bodkin Van Horn @bodkinvanhorn.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Are Air Canada trying to tell me I have a fat arse?
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Bodkin Van Horn @bodkinvanhorn.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lindsay Graham, Ken Bates, Anne Widdecombe, and Mitch McConnell. In the space of a week. It feels like God is taking care of a few loose ends before his term ends.
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Bodkin Van Horn @bodkinvanhorn.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Hannah Spencer has really let herself go since getting elected. What's happened to her chin, for starters? She's got jawline only an Old Etonian could be proud of.
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Bodkin Van Horn @bodkinvanhorn.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Go on, Doctor Congo! This England team are losing their heads.
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Bodkin Van Horn @bodkinvanhorn.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
It's too hot today to watch football in Madrid, but this day in 4 year's time, we're expecting teams to play in it?
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Bodkin Van Horn @bodkinvanhorn.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
My wife has just discovered that Clive Marie is in Glengormley covering the fuckwittery for the BBC, and now she wants to drive in there to see if she can meet him.
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Bodkin Van Horn @bodkinvanhorn.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Introduce yourself with 10 bands/musicians you've seen live! James Brown Meat Loaf Phil Collins The Black Crowes Bruce Springsteen Del Amitri Crowded House Supergrass Aimee Mann Christy Moore
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Bodkin Van Horn @bodkinvanhorn.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Right, Palace... You're already safe. Your job now is to focus on the Europa Conference. Rest up your best players. If that means West Ham get a win to move then further away from Spurs, so be it. Well just somehow have to cope with that. *wink wink* heavily implied.
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Bodkin Van Horn @bodkinvanhorn.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
At this point, I'm just hoping that JD Vance doesn't suddenly try out in support of McIlroy
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Bodkin Van Horn @bodkinvanhorn.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I mean, this is all well and good, but when is @michaellegge.bsky.social going to get the recognition he deserves and get the freedom of the borough? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Rhys McClenghan: Olympic gold medallist receives Freedom of the Borough
McClenaghan, from Newtownards, made history after winning Ireland's first gold medal in gymnastics at the Paris Olympics 2024.
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Martin Calladine @uglygame.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
When people called the takeover 'sportswashing,' there was an angry backlash from Newcastle fans and a promise to be 'critical friend' of Saudi. Four years on, just after the owner had more people executed than in any other year of his reign, the Supporters Trust is recruiting extras for Saudi Air.
Newcastle United... @nufctrust

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Last year we were asked by NUFC to coordinate extras to be involved in a filming project.

The video has now been released - just one of the unique opportunities available to NUST members
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Bodkin Van Horn @bodkinvanhorn.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
The new 34" chinos I got from M&S don't fit me. Shrinkflation has officially gone too far!
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Bodkin Van Horn @bodkinvanhorn.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Everything went to shit when Charlie Brooker stopped making end of year Newswipe's*. *I know there shouldn't be an apostrophe there. But I don't care.
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Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
COMPETITION TIME! To say thank you for the orders I’ll give away one of my 2026 Nerdlingers calendars. To win just RT and follow and I’ll pick a winner on Monday 1pm. My shop www.infinitebacon.com 20% OFF Black Friday deal on prints with the code BF20
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Bodkin Van Horn @bodkinvanhorn.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
I'm listening to an episode of The Bugle where @zaltzcricket.bsky.social says, as his justification for occasionally watching golf: "As a sports fan, what you want to see is elite performers crumbling before your very eyes". I wonder if he still feels that way after day two of #TheAshes.
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Bodkin Van Horn @bodkinvanhorn.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Make a band singular: Del Amitrus
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Bodkin Van Horn @bodkinvanhorn.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Ruben Amorim told us that Man Utd's VictoryDefeat™ against Arsenal in the opening match showed they could beat anyone. So you have to assume it's a choice they've made to be 2-0 down to Grimsby Town at half-time. #MUFC #GTFC
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Bodkin Van Horn @bodkinvanhorn.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Jessie knows from years of experience where the last rays of sunshine will hit the garden.
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Bodkin Van Horn @bodkinvanhorn.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
My wife's on one of those personal development kicks where every day you do something you've never done before. So today she loaded the dishwasher properly. Only joking. She just fucked everything in there and hoped they'd come out clean.
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Bodkin Van Horn @bodkinvanhorn.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
I'm saving this photo for the next time someone cleans a room and says "there, that's a bit more Protestant looking".
The inside of a temporary shack built for people to watch over the collection of wood for the 11th July bonfires in Northern Ireland. It's in a terrible state o' chassis.
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Bodkin Van Horn @bodkinvanhorn.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Go on, Norn Iron! Showing nerves of steel to win the #WorldCupOfDarts!
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Comic Book Yeti 🎃 @comicbookyeti.com · 05/06/2025
Our Let’s Talk Shop chat with comic book shop owner Alan Taylor from @coffeeandheroes.bsky.social is up on YouTube youtu.be/TGSchUxmlEI
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Coffee and Heroes Interview with Alan Taylor
YouTube video by Cryptid Creator Corner
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Bodkin Van Horn @bodkinvanhorn.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
This is good news. I like good news. I wish there was more of it.
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Norman Records @normanrecords.com · 30/05/2025
WIN! - A Coloured Vinyl Copy of Pulp's 'More' One of the most anticipated releases of the year drops next Friday, and to celebrate, we're giving away a copy of the pictured record. Just share and like this post, and give our account a follow to be entered. www.normanrecords.com/records/2087...
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Bodkin Van Horn @bodkinvanhorn.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
If you leave it out in the sun, she WILL use it as a bed.
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Bodkin Van Horn @bodkinvanhorn.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
I'd put it another way... A lot of awful people voted Reform. Truly awful.
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Beaver Bones Robertson @darickr.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Is @jensorensen.bsky.social brilliantly A) Demonstrating cognitive dissonance B) Exposing the doublethink in MAGA double standards C) Illustrating selective reasoning D) All of the above
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Bodkin Van Horn @bodkinvanhorn.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Gutted to hear Rick Buckler has died. The Jam were my big brother's favourite band, which made them 7-11 year old me's favourite band. And so he was my favourite drummer. The first of many. Even now when I listen to The Jam, I find his drumming irresistible. www.theguardian.com/culture/2025...
theguardian.com
Rick Buckler, drummer of The Jam, dies aged 69 after short illness
The musician, along with band members Paul Weller and Bruce Foxton, had many hits in the 1970s and 1980s, including four UK No 1s
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Bodkin Van Horn @bodkinvanhorn.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Twice today I've seen this packaging on the worktop in my kitchen and wondered to myself "What the fuck is a garlic doucheball?"
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Mark Thomas @markthomasinfo.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
We need a bit of help getting the word out. Free Christmas Livestream, talking and playing Christmas songs. Donations to @samaritans.bsky.social @shattenstone.bsky.social @shitrock.bsky.social @victoriamelody.bsky.social @bethanyblack.bsky.social @jlukeroberts.bsky.social @dfr10.bsky.social
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Bodkin Van Horn @bodkinvanhorn.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Saw this while browsing in my favourite second hand bookshop. Do you think Sam is regretting her choice of cover blurb?
The book Scoops by Sam McAlister with a cover blurb from notorious wrong'un Huw Edwards.
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Katharine Horgan @katharinehorgan.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
London please help. I’m praying for a miracle, I’ve just got into the office and noticed my mums locket (in all these photos) that I wear every day has fallen off my neck on my walk in. My mum died when I was seven and her jewellery is most of what I have of her. I’m devastated
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Bodkin Van Horn @bodkinvanhorn.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I mean, I suppose if you're willing to have a sex criminal as President, then you can't really use that as a disqualifying characteristic for Attorney General.
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Steve Morris @stevewmorris.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Shelfdust is a comic book website which only posts essays: no interviews or reviews. Each essay is about a single comic book issue or single manga volume in particular. Modular criticism! Everyone is paid for their writing, you can follow the site here: shelfdust.com
shelfdust.com
Shelfdust
One Issue At A Time
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James Hunt @jameshunt.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
For any friends of Seb Patrick who are here: 90 Minute Film Festival are doing a charity screening in his name at the Hackney Picturehouse on 30th Nov. Seb recorded an episode of 90 Minute Film Festival before his death and they’re putting it out alongside this: www.picturehouses.com/movie-detail...
picturehouses.com
90 Mins or Less presents The King of Kong | Showtimes and Tickets
The 90 Minutes Or Less Film Fest podcast presents a special charity screening of The King Of Kong, in honour of Seb Patrick. Introduced by host Sam Clements, all proceeds from ticket sales will be don...
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Bodkin Van Horn @bodkinvanhorn.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
@tmbg.bsky.social My 17-year-old daughter and I had a blast at your show in Belfast tonight. She was very impressed with the backwards version of Sapphire Bullets of Pure Love and now she wants to learn it that way herself.
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Al Kennedy @alkennedy.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
LET TAYLOR SWIFT WRITE DAREDEVIL
Picture of Daredevil with the Taylor Swift lyrics "walking through a crowd, the village is aglow, kaleidoscope of loud heartbeats under coats"Picture of Daredevil with the Taylor Swift lyrics "Got a long list of ex-lovers, they'll tell you I'm insane"
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 08/11/2024
anyway, it's really funny but since twitter tanked @rosieisaholt.bsky.social's account listening figures have plateaud. if you like silly, angry things, and are at least familiar with uk politics, please do give it a whirl: podfollow.com/NonCensored
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Dapper Dan Gvozden @amazingspidertalk.com · 07/11/2024
I’m creating a Starter Pack of Comics Podcasters. Message me to add anyone, but I hope you all find this helpful and can spread the word. go.bsky.app/TFhHd6F
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John Self @john-self.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Viz letters page:

I'M not one to complain usually but, I mean fucking hell. Come on.

- Peter Busby, e-mail
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Bodkin Van Horn @bodkinvanhorn.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
I saw some bright red mushrooms when I was out walking the dog this morning. Do you reckon they're safe to eat? They look like they'd be safe to eat.
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BOO Bolander @bbolander.bsky.social · 10/02/2024
if you're still twisting your brain into knots over ways to justify this stuff, the absolute nicest thing i can say that won't get me banned is that i don't want to know you
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Bodkin Van Horn @bodkinvanhorn.bsky.social · 03/01/2024
Go on Luke Littler! I haven't enjoyed the darts this much in years.
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