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Bob the Callithumpian @bobmatic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Because in comics it would be inappropriate to say, "...best check well his beaver."

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The Great PumpKen 🎃 @pizzahimbo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I might just be an idiot, but I find the whole dramatic climax and conclusion of Kung Fu Hustle genuinely moving. Like, the movie is definitely a bunch of goofy comedy adventure shit, but I sincerely believe it's also profound.

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Bob the Callithumpian @bobmatic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Kudos to whoever sketched out the presentation of that piece. Fantastic storytelling of a delightful cringe moment. Schadenfreude!

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Bob the Callithumpian @bobmatic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Once the press pool is back in place, I encourage them to ask the Orange Monster this question: "Regarding the war in Iran, could you explain to us how your experiences fighting in Vietnam have informed your choices in the Iran conflict?" Let his own mouth prove his dementia.

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Bob the Callithumpian @bobmatic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Ah. So Brian Eno is to blame for the Rump2 administration?

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Bob the Callithumpian @bobmatic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Mortimer has always struck me as a low-key dig at Walt in his style of dress and manner of holding himself.

Walt Disney is shown posing in a sharp double-breasted pinstripe suit and fedora during a 1935 trip to Paris.

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Bob the Callithumpian @bobmatic.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

It's amazing to me that some people just haven't heard this yet, but just in case: Never hit your grandma with a shovel, it makes a bad impression on her mind.

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Bob the Callithumpian @bobmatic.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

But Seaman was a lot of weird fun. I liked the fishy snark.

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Bob the Callithumpian @bobmatic.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

I'm fairly certain it could have been released on a console other than GameCube. I played it on the Sega Dreamcast where it was actually released.

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Bob the Callithumpian @bobmatic.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

I'm considering the unmentioned consequence that a building that is known to use metric craptons of water sitting on the CA side of the snowpack is there to get the water before the rest of the state. A state that is _known_ for drought and also water needs for its national breadbasket ag region.

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 07/05/2026

he thinks you 🫵 are stupid

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Bob the Callithumpian @bobmatic.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Please reconsider that pride. This is not needed legislation, not requested legislation, not a good use of your time in this moment. Reconsider this choice, or the state will be forced to reconsider your representation of it.

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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

reshare for alt text, republicans and rich people who want to privatize mail have been lying about the USPS and trying to push this narrative longer than I've been alive, and imposing massive financial burdens on it to make it "insolvent"

Facts You Should Know
The USPS is not in debt
The USPS is not losing money
The USPS costs taxpayers exactly $0
The USPS has always been self-sustaining
The USPS is the largest employer of veterans
The USPS employes over 500,000 people
The USPS is explicitly authorized by the Constitution

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Freddy @fredzillla.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

took me way too long to realize that Master Onion from Parappa is a literal Rap Scallion 💀

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Bob the Callithumpian @bobmatic.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

So exciting! Have had a fun idea for a Regency social conflict game that I think Havoc might be a great mechanism for. Fun!

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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

This engine is more candy than you should eat. This engine is a greased pig. This engine is a drum kit for your seventh birthday. This engine is Friday night forever. Make it sing. itch.io/jam/havoc-en...

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Havoc Engine Jam

A game jam from 2026-03-02 to 2026-04-14 hosted by gshowitt, Rowan, Rook and Decard & Ex Stasis Games. Let's keep this brisk. The Havoc Engine powers Eat the Reich, our game of monstrous and sexy unde...

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Bob the Callithumpian @bobmatic.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

That sounds like a very nice kind of internet, especially paired with people who don't know the difference between content for attention and art for themselves.

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Bob the Callithumpian @bobmatic.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

Right there next to the pets.com puppet dog.

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Bob the Callithumpian @bobmatic.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

Yes, and civility in general! It would be nice if we were all regularly shown how to exist together with regard and respect.

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Bob the Callithumpian @bobmatic.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

The age of copperplate is truly dead.

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Bob the Callithumpian @bobmatic.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

That sounds like the first two acts in the tragedy of our times.

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Captain Mark Kelly @captmarkkelly.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

I've had a missile blow up next to my airplane, been shot at dozens of times by anti-aircraft fire, and launched into orbit — all for my country. I never thought I'd see a President call for my execution. Trump doesn’t understand the Constitution, and we're all less safe for it.

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Bob the Callithumpian @bobmatic.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

I don't know anyone who is a White House correspondant, but I might suggest to them that Stephen Colbert might be a fantastic returning host.

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Ada Palmer @adapalmer.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

California Indigenous tribes are restoring ‘good fire’ to the land. New laws now recognise tribal sovereignty to conduct cultural burns - small, intentional fires that nourish native plants, strengthen biodiversity and reduce megafire risk. buff.ly/LWimZlE #ShareGoodNewsToo

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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 08/08/2025

we need a PaRappa the Rapper of the left

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Sc'Owl @empowlr.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

You can text "Hello" to 741741 any time and talk to a crisis counselor. It's free and available 24/7 in the US and Canada. It doesn't matter what kind of crisis you're experiencing; if it's a crisis to you, it's a crisis to them.

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Bob the Callithumpian @bobmatic.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

As an older business person, I'm not a fan of hustle-bro culture. While they might frame it differently, it's the equivalent of that old joke about the young bull looking down the hill at a herd of cows. To which the most appropriate response is, "nah bro, let's _walk_ down and do them all."

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Erik Ledbetter @bandoblue.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

Some thoughts about the military parade in my hometown of Washington DC today -- specifically, the route. Military parades in DC are quite rare. But when they happen, they have always begun, symbolically and geographically, at the Capitol and moved outward. 1/

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Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

Well, considering the news media keep showing the same guy with the punk pants and tattoos who looks like he’s auditioning for Mad Max, maybe just arrest this guy and stop trying to pretend there’s an army of anarchists at these protests when it’s mainly taco trucks and bands playing.

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Bob the Callithumpian @bobmatic.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

Welcome to the practice of Thenosphreny.

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Bob the Callithumpian @bobmatic.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

Would that were true. Unfortunately, this round, they seem to be (only) slightly more evil than incompetent.

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Bob the Callithumpian @bobmatic.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

Please provide guidance on date and location. I have a great need for both things.

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Bob the Callithumpian @bobmatic.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

Credit where it is due, Trump's subversive path towards implementing the Green New Deal is very clever. Oh sure, everyone is "allowed" to enjoy luxuries like hamburgers and coffee, but fix it so that no one can "afford" them? Freedom that still supports capitalism and suvival of the richest.

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David Slack @slack2thefuture.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

Kidnapping. Capturing a person against their will without due process is called kidnapping. Transporting them to another country without due process is called human trafficking. A squalid extrajudicial prison for people found guilty of no crime is called a concentration camp.

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