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Bob the Callithumpian

@bobmatic.bsky.social
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Frequently bothered, often bewildered, thankfully bewitched.

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Bob the Callithumpian @bobmatic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Once the press pool is back in place, I encourage them to ask the Orange Monster this question: "Regarding the war in Iran, could you explain to us how your experiences fighting in Vietnam have informed your choices in the Iran conflict?" Let his own mouth prove his dementia.
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Bob the Callithumpian @bobmatic.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It's amazing to me that some people just haven't heard this yet, but just in case: Never hit your grandma with a shovel, it makes a bad impression on her mind.
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Aaron Ross Powell @aaronrosspowell.com · 29/07/2026
This @obsidian.md plugin is absolutely nuts. An exceptionally full-featured and slick RSS reader baked right into the Obsidian interface. github.com/amatya-adity...
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GitHub - amatya-aditya/obsidian-rss-dashboard: A dashboard for organizing and consuming RSS feeds, YouTube channels, and podcasts with smart tagging, media playback, and seamless content flow.
A dashboard for organizing and consuming RSS feeds, YouTube channels, and podcasts with smart tagging, media playback, and seamless content flow. - amatya-aditya/obsidian-rss-dashboard
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Digital illustration of a stack of five ravens standing on each other’s backs. They are colored in unravenlike gradient colors against a pink mottled background. A series of five yellow speech balloons, one word per bird, reads top to bottom ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 07/05/2026
he thinks you 🫵 are stupid
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Bob the Callithumpian @bobmatic.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert (2015-2026)
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a man in a suit and tie is dancing in front of a cityscape
Alt: Stephen Colbert dances goofily on the set of the Late Show with Stephen Colbert.
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daryl "crimetime after primetime" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
reshare for alt text, republicans and rich people who want to privatize mail have been lying about the USPS and trying to push this narrative longer than I've been alive, and imposing massive financial burdens on it to make it "insolvent"
Facts You Should Know
The USPS is not in debt
The USPS is not losing money
The USPS costs taxpayers exactly $0
The USPS has always been self-sustaining
The USPS is the largest employer of veterans
The USPS employes over 500,000 people
The USPS is explicitly authorized by the Constitution
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Freddy @fredzillla.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
took me way too long to realize that Master Onion from Parappa is a literal Rap Scallion 💀
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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
This engine is more candy than you should eat. This engine is a greased pig. This engine is a drum kit for your seventh birthday. This engine is Friday night forever. Make it sing. itch.io/jam/havoc-en...
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Havoc Engine Jam
A game jam from 2026-03-02 to 2026-04-14 hosted by gshowitt, Rowan, Rook and Decard & Ex Stasis Games. Let's keep this brisk. The Havoc Engine powers Eat the Reich, our game of monstrous and sexy unde...
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Captain Mark Kelly @captmarkkelly.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
I've had a missile blow up next to my airplane, been shot at dozens of times by anti-aircraft fire, and launched into orbit — all for my country. I never thought I'd see a President call for my execution. Trump doesn’t understand the Constitution, and we're all less safe for it.
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Bob the Callithumpian @bobmatic.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
I don't know anyone who is a White House correspondant, but I might suggest to them that Stephen Colbert might be a fantastic returning host.
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Ada Palmer @adapalmer.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
California Indigenous tribes are restoring ‘good fire’ to the land. New laws now recognise tribal sovereignty to conduct cultural burns - small, intentional fires that nourish native plants, strengthen biodiversity and reduce megafire risk. buff.ly/LWimZlE #ShareGoodNewsToo
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 08/08/2025
we need a PaRappa the Rapper of the left
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Sc'Owl @empowlr.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
You can text "Hello" to 741741 any time and talk to a crisis counselor. It's free and available 24/7 in the US and Canada. It doesn't matter what kind of crisis you're experiencing; if it's a crisis to you, it's a crisis to them.
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Bob the Callithumpian @bobmatic.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
As an older business person, I'm not a fan of hustle-bro culture. While they might frame it differently, it's the equivalent of that old joke about the young bull looking down the hill at a herd of cows. To which the most appropriate response is, "nah bro, let's _walk_ down and do them all."
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Erik Ledbetter @bandoblue.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Some thoughts about the military parade in my hometown of Washington DC today -- specifically, the route. Military parades in DC are quite rare. But when they happen, they have always begun, symbolically and geographically, at the Capitol and moved outward. 1/
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Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Well, considering the news media keep showing the same guy with the punk pants and tattoos who looks like he’s auditioning for Mad Max, maybe just arrest this guy and stop trying to pretend there’s an army of anarchists at these protests when it’s mainly taco trucks and bands playing.
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Bob the Callithumpian @bobmatic.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Credit where it is due, Trump's subversive path towards implementing the Green New Deal is very clever. Oh sure, everyone is "allowed" to enjoy luxuries like hamburgers and coffee, but fix it so that no one can "afford" them? Freedom that still supports capitalism and suvival of the richest.
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David Slack @slack2thefuture.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Kidnapping. Capturing a person against their will without due process is called kidnapping. Transporting them to another country without due process is called human trafficking. A squalid extrajudicial prison for people found guilty of no crime is called a concentration camp.
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