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Dang it, Bobby @bobby.plus · 30/09/2026

You. You. You are alive. You still have to bring two forms of ID.

Dang it, Bobby @bobby.plus · 17/09/2026

Are you familiar with Kubernetes? Trino? Flink? Dask? How about Hadoop? Porg? Bape? Neg? Poob? You have to know Poob. Minimum 3 years with Poob. Master's Degree in Poob

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Dang it, Bobby @bobby.plus · 15/09/2026

"Be Prepared" is the Scout motto coined by Robert Baden-Powell (22 Feb 1857 – 8 Jan 1941), the British Army officer who founded the Scout movement in 1907 with his book 'Scouting for Boys'.

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Dang it, Bobby @bobby.plus · 08/09/2026

All Mamdani has to say is “I’d appreciate it if he shows up sober” and leave it at that

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Dang it, Bobby @bobby.plus · 25/08/2026

It will be so easy for the next administration to reset the Oval Office. “Can’t work there, the smell of human feces is too much.” Liquid Ass in a corner; Pay a crew to wear respirators and pull the gold shit off all the walls. Two weeks and it’s as if it never happened.

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Dang it, Bobby @bobby.plus · 14/08/2026

So what I'm understanding here is the poles and wires are what's costing me, not the electricity itself But yes, please scold me for running my air conditioner daddy

(Electricity Bill) Amount Breakdown

San Diego Community Power Electric Generation: $50.24
SDG&E Electric Delivery: $181.98
SDG&E Gas Service: $25.34
State Fees, Taxes & Other: $2.89

For questions about your San Diego Community Power (SDCP) Electric Generation charges, please contact SDCP.

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Groggily, you wake up, opening your eyes to see sunlight on spring leaves. You blink and stretch the young muscles of a spotted fawn. “Data centers”? “Explosive diarrhea”? The memories fade quickly, it was all a dream. Your mother licks your brow affectionately. Oh look, jewelweed, your favorite.

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Dang it, Bobby @bobby.plus · 17/07/2026

"Verify your age" From the high school payphone, I would call home using 1-800-COLLECT, say my name was "It'sBobbyComePickMeUp" and mom would decline the charges to let me know she's on her way

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Dang it, Bobby @bobby.plus · 17/07/2026

It will all be forgotten in a week.

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Dang it, Bobby @bobby.plus · 14/07/2026

Favorite and least favorite file formats: Favorite: SVG Least favorite: SVG but it’s just a bitmap in a fuckin SVG envelope

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Monteiro @monteiro.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

To the living we owe the truth about the dead. Lindsay Graham was a vile weak little shit who rejoiced in killing others while cowering in the shadows of fascism.

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Dang it, Bobby @bobby.plus · 07/07/2026

AI for customers that are sick of your shit

A banner ad for a product called Eleven Agents, with the headline "Resolve customer questions with warm, patient voice agents." The person pictured in the ad is on the phone and appears extremely annoyed

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Dang it, Bobby @bobby.plus · 03/07/2026

I have been told my entire life that I am responsible for my own success, and that if I relentlessly self-optimize, I can reach that success. I've realized over the last year that I can't self-optimize my way out of how American society is organized at the moment. nooneshappy.com/article/the-...

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The Demoralization of The White-Collar Worker — No One's Happy

The implicit contract — work hard, stay employed, build a life — is broken.

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Trans rights are human rights always and forever.

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Dang it, Bobby @bobby.plus · 30/06/2026

Happy Amazon Linux 2 End-of-Life-Eve to all who celebrate

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Dang it, Bobby @bobby.plus · 25/05/2026

Truly amazing who he grew up to be

The creature from the film The Shape of Water

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Dang it, Bobby @bobby.plus · 20/05/2026

This young lady was briefly lost for a Sunday afternoon until we found her owners. Turns out her name is Lazy.

A black-and-white American Shorthair kitten laying on the floor in that liquid way that cats do

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WhimsicalSquirrel @whimsicalsquirrel.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

"There's all this stuff that's working, and it's impossible to pay attention to, because we're not scared of things that work," is a killer line that says so much about why Americans voted to break everything.

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Dang it, Bobby @bobby.plus · 30/04/2026

SpaceX launch or missed slightly by a North Korean missile, who’s to say

A very odd snake-shaped cloud on the horizon

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Dang it, Bobby @bobby.plus · 25/04/2026

You might not know my government name, but surely you remember my prolific rap career as

an H-Mart produce sign for YOUNG GARLIC ($3.99/bunch)

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Dang it, Bobby @bobby.plus · 19/04/2026

The feeling when you’ve apparently had a word in your head since you were a kid who watched Cheers, and have not thought of it for 40 years, yet you immediately remember this episode and make the connection “Cochise”

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Dang it, Bobby @bobby.plus · 14/04/2026

Here’s an American Problem: The company I work for is doing some kind of jiggery-pokery with the corporate entity that … I don’t know, envelops the company, and it means that I got a notice in the mail that my health insurance was cancelled as of March 31.

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Dang it, Bobby @bobby.plus · 11/04/2026

I'm old enough to remember Governor Swarzenegger's term, and how very little a Republican governor can expect to accomplish in California. The legislature is powerful here, and so are the unions. I think his most significant legislative victory was repealing a vehicle license fee increase.

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Dang it, Bobby @bobby.plus · 07/04/2026

That’s the strangest cloud I’ve ever seen, I think

A kind of cloud or contrail maybe that’s in the shape of a pigtail

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Dang it, Bobby @bobby.plus · 04/04/2026

Emergency Hot Take: When the autumn time change from Daylight Saving to Standard was moved later starting in 2007, it was as a result of Hershey lobbying the Bush Administration so hard because it would be lighter out for Halloween

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Jimothy Mrgan @antichrista.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Trans & enby friends: it’s a dark time right now, but it only makes you shine the brighter. I truly love to see you out here thriving. And if you don’t feel like you are rn? I love to see you just showing up even more. Thanks for being visible ✨🪩✨🤟🏳️‍⚧️

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Dang it, Bobby @bobby.plus · 25/03/2026

Folks, I hate AI as much as the next guy, but Ed Zitron is going to jizz himself to death right in front of us and I’m not entirely comfortable with it

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Dang it, Bobby @bobby.plus · 16/03/2026

Tools like OpenClaw made no sense to me until I saw this screenshot, and then it clicked that there is a kind of person that wants to talk to others this way, and with OpenClaw there's no social stigma for doing it

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Dang it, Bobby @bobby.plus · 11/03/2026

Fire your financial advisor if he is a bull with canine incisors

A banner ad with the text "Firing Your Financial Advisor: The 5 Major Red Flags" with an image of a bear and a bull (both with very sharp teeth) snarling at each other

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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

IF Gavin Newsom is on a ballot THEN me and many others will refuse to vote for him THEREFORE instead of bitching at me and others like me YOU should take the *years* you have and make sure that doesn't happen if you actually fucking care BECAUSE my position is immutable

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Dang it, Bobby @bobby.plus · 05/03/2026

Elder millenials: Get your colonoscopy. Take two days off work if you can. Eat a nice breakfast the day before, drink lots of water. Drink the SUPREP, chase it with some chicken broth afterward. Make fun of your stomach sounds. Embrace the toilet three hours later.

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Dang it, Bobby @bobby.plus · 21/02/2026

My advice? Post Raisin Bran

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Micah @rincewind.run · 09/02/2026

isn’t a world that gives us that half time show so much better than whatever the worst people alive are offering as an alternative

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Dang it, Bobby @bobby.plus · 09/02/2026

“Stand up to (Jewish) hate” crashing into toilets singing is a HARD segue

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Dang it, Bobby @bobby.plus · 05/02/2026

Terrible news everyone: HomeState in Oceanside is closing

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Dang it, Bobby @bobby.plus · 25/12/2025

Merry Client Emailing You Directly Because the Project Manager Won't Reply Eve to all who celebrate

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Dang it, Bobby @bobby.plus · 23/12/2025

Made the "I'm still writing 2025 on all my checks" joke to my confused Gen-Z coworkers and now I'm desiccating into a pile of dust

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Dang it, Bobby @bobby.plus · 23/12/2025

Nothing good ever comes from the hospital, certified mail, with postage more than $10

USPS Informed Delivery image of Certified Mail postage in the amount of $10.44

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Dang it, Bobby @bobby.plus · 22/12/2025

Heard something on the radio about the government seizing a “sanctioned dark fleet vessel” and damn if that doesn’t sound like some cool-ass Star Trek shit It’s probably illegal and there‘s probably murder involved, so thanks fascism stenographers, I guess

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