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Dang it, Bobby @bobby.plus · 07/10/2026

How does one option a skeet

Dang it, Bobby @bobby.plus · 07/10/2026

I remember there was an episode of Space with almost no dialogue, and it was one of the most riveting pieces of television my young eyes had ever seen

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Dang it, Bobby @bobby.plus · 30/09/2026

You. You. You are alive. You still have to bring two forms of ID.

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Dang it, Bobby @bobby.plus · 17/09/2026

Are you familiar with Kubernetes? Trino? Flink? Dask? How about Hadoop? Porg? Bape? Neg? Poob? You have to know Poob. Minimum 3 years with Poob. Master's Degree in Poob

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Dang it, Bobby @bobby.plus · 15/09/2026

"When you realize that your responsibility as a scout only extends to your betters, and never to yourself, you understand the full Christian meaning of what it is to Be Prepared." "Now go tie some knots or wrestle or some shit."

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Dang it, Bobby @bobby.plus · 15/09/2026

"Know deep in your heart that any joy you want out of life is irrelevant to maintaining a permanent state of readiness."

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Dang it, Bobby @bobby.plus · 15/09/2026

"And when your elderly wife trips and falls on your evening walk on a pleasant September evening, you will be responsible for the ambulance ride and thousands in medical bills. Start saving now."

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Dang it, Bobby @bobby.plus · 15/09/2026

Later, he would add, "When your parents die -- and they will, no surprise there -- you must efficiently organize their affairs and swiftly execute their last wishes for their estate without any regard for your feelings or state of mind."

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Dang it, Bobby @bobby.plus · 15/09/2026

He defined it the phrase as being "always in a state of readiness in mind and body to do your duty," and more specifically, "a scout must prepare himself by previous thinking out and practicing how to act on any accident or emergency so that he is never taken by surprise."

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Dang it, Bobby @bobby.plus · 15/09/2026

"Be Prepared" is the Scout motto coined by Robert Baden-Powell (22 Feb 1857 – 8 Jan 1941), the British Army officer who founded the Scout movement in 1907 with his book 'Scouting for Boys'.

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Dang it, Bobby @bobby.plus · 08/09/2026

All Mamdani has to say is “I’d appreciate it if he shows up sober” and leave it at that

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Dang it, Bobby @bobby.plus · 03/09/2026

Oh no, a rapture happened

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Dang it, Bobby @bobby.plus · 27/08/2026

Caution: Variable Gravity Area

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Dang it, Bobby @bobby.plus · 27/08/2026

Smooth as an android's bottom, perhaps?

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Dang it, Bobby @bobby.plus · 25/08/2026

It will be so easy for the next administration to reset the Oval Office. “Can’t work there, the smell of human feces is too much.” Liquid Ass in a corner; Pay a crew to wear respirators and pull the gold shit off all the walls. Two weeks and it’s as if it never happened.

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Dang it, Bobby @bobby.plus · 24/08/2026

Sorry I like my girls trans

HP 48GX calculator, which takes input in Reverse Polish Notation; To get 8, instead of 4 + 4 enter, you'd type 4 enter 4 plus

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Dang it, Bobby @bobby.plus · 22/08/2026

I can only use it once a year, but “Todayborday is-a Labor Day.”

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Dang it, Bobby @bobby.plus · 14/08/2026

So what I'm understanding here is the poles and wires are what's costing me, not the electricity itself But yes, please scold me for running my air conditioner daddy

(Electricity Bill) Amount Breakdown

San Diego Community Power Electric Generation: $50.24
SDG&E Electric Delivery: $181.98
SDG&E Gas Service: $25.34
State Fees, Taxes & Other: $2.89

For questions about your San Diego Community Power (SDCP) Electric Generation charges, please contact SDCP.

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Dang it, Bobby @bobby.plus · 13/08/2026

Huge Video Toaster Energy

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Dang it, Bobby @bobby.plus · 11/08/2026

15 years ago I signed up for a meal kit service. Excited, I went to the Fancy Mall Kitchen Store and a salesperson seized upon me. "I'm getting more confident in the kitchen now because I'm trying [Meal Kit]!" I enthused. "Ha, come back when you're cooking for real," she said. Never did!

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Dang it, Bobby @bobby.plus · 11/08/2026

Į̵̬̃̈ ̷̢̟̋͆f̶͙̼̓̕e̶̜̽͂ͅe̴̢̱̿̚l̶̹̋͗ ̴̨̓̒ľ̸͕͔ỏ̵̮ś̴̼ṱ̵̓͛ ̸̹̋a̴͕͇̔̎ ̴̧̃̓ĺ̸̠̝ő̴̳͘ͅẗ̶͙́ ̸̻͒o̶̽͜f̷͉́̾ ̷̢̋̋ṯ̶̾͝h̶̰͛͒e̵̼͋ ̷̫́t̶̖̟͊͠i̴̢̊̌m̶̙̩͒ȇ̴̤̽ I get that. Let's dig a little deeper on those feelings: When do you feel the most lost? Ṕ̶͈͈r̶͕̈́ő̵̥̚b̴̜̋̈ȧ̵͇b̷̠͇͆̄l̴̝͚̑y̴̢̪̒̚ ̴͎̭̀̈́ẃ̴̪̓ȟ̵̬̎e̶̘͚͆n̵̬̎͋ ̴̪͂͝I̵͈͇̾͆ ̷̲̭̕͝f̴̟̀ả̷̛͎l̶̘̇l̶̝̀ͅ ̸͈͖̀ḧ̶̭͉́ȃ̷̮̣̒l̵̫͗͋f̵̩̉̐w̶̃͜ǎ̸̦͈͌y̴͖̅́ ̵̳͒t̸̡͎͑h̵̖͝r̷̖͕̂o̴͈̤̍͘u̵̳̯͂̕g̵̛̞͘h̴͉̾̏ ̸̫͂̒t̷͉̊̾ḧ̸̞̱e̸͓̒͛ ̸̧̐ͅf̷̮̘̌͋l̸͚͗͠o̸̠͋̄ö̸̡̼́͊r̴̢̊̾

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Dang it, Bobby @bobby.plus · 31/07/2026

Cerritos … Auto … Square … (passes out)

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Dang it, Bobby @bobby.plus · 28/07/2026

My mom was trained as a card puncher for early computers. Imagine *dozens* of pokey-holes *at once* hashtag computer revolution

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Groggily, you wake up, opening your eyes to see sunlight on spring leaves. You blink and stretch the young muscles of a spotted fawn. “Data centers”? “Explosive diarrhea”? The memories fade quickly, it was all a dream. Your mother licks your brow affectionately. Oh look, jewelweed, your favorite.

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Dang it, Bobby @bobby.plus · 17/07/2026

"Verify your age" From the high school payphone, I would call home using 1-800-COLLECT, say my name was "It'sBobbyComePickMeUp" and mom would decline the charges to let me know she's on her way

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Dang it, Bobby @bobby.plus · 17/07/2026

It will all be forgotten in a week.

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Dang it, Bobby @bobby.plus · 15/07/2026

OpenAI believes the product’s defining feature will be its personality and ability to fawn and flatter the user into becoming its friend and therefore drain all the user’s valuable information. Built on the recently-released GPT SVC-ubu-5.6 model —

OpenAI believes the product’s defining feature will be its personality and ability to connect on a humanlike level with users. The speaker incorporates mechanical elements that can move on their own, creating a sense that it is alive and not just an object responding to commands. The machine also will draw on personal information such as emails to better understand its owner.

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Dang it, Bobby @bobby.plus · 14/07/2026

Favorite and least favorite file formats: Favorite: SVG Least favorite: SVG but it’s just a bitmap in a fuckin SVG envelope

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Monteiro @monteiro.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

To the living we owe the truth about the dead. Lindsay Graham was a vile weak little shit who rejoiced in killing others while cowering in the shadows of fascism.

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Dang it, Bobby @bobby.plus · 08/07/2026

I'll never forget they killed four kids and a parent in front of my high school in 1992. archive.is/202511170224...

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Dang it, Bobby @bobby.plus · 07/07/2026

AI for customers that are sick of your shit

A banner ad for a product called Eleven Agents, with the headline "Resolve customer questions with warm, patient voice agents." The person pictured in the ad is on the phone and appears extremely annoyed

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Dang it, Bobby @bobby.plus · 07/07/2026

In McConnell's case I rather think it would be via the ferryman.

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Dang it, Bobby @bobby.plus · 07/07/2026

Sir, as I assume you have an ear tuned to ... such matters ... has McConnell spoken with you?

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Dang it, Bobby @bobby.plus · 05/07/2026

It was even one of those prop foam grocery bags that don't make any noise on microphone

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Dang it, Bobby @bobby.plus · 03/07/2026

He said, typing into a box from an empty office he is required to occupy today, in a building where the air conditioning has been shut off for the holiday weekend

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Dang it, Bobby @bobby.plus · 03/07/2026

I have been told my entire life that I am responsible for my own success, and that if I relentlessly self-optimize, I can reach that success. I've realized over the last year that I can't self-optimize my way out of how American society is organized at the moment. nooneshappy.com/article/the-...

nooneshappy.com

The Demoralization of The White-Collar Worker — No One's Happy

The implicit contract — work hard, stay employed, build a life — is broken.

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Trans rights are human rights always and forever.

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Dang it, Bobby @bobby.plus · 30/06/2026

Happy Amazon Linux 2 End-of-Life-Eve to all who celebrate

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Dang it, Bobby @bobby.plus · 27/06/2026

Do you have favorite continuous vulnerability monitoring agent?

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Dang it, Bobby @bobby.plus · 25/06/2026

Breakfast: Café 222, The Mission, Nate's Garden Grill (see the nursery!), Nomad Donuts Lunch: Great Maple, Pop Pie Co., Parkhouse Eatery, DZ Akins, Wise Ox, Blue Water (India St.) Dinner: The Smoking Goat, TRUST, The Godfather, Juniper & Ivy Cocktails: Café Sevilla, Polite Provisions, Seven Grand

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