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Dang it, Bobby @bobby.plus · 27/08/2026

Smooth as an android's bottom, perhaps?

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Dang it, Bobby @bobby.plus · 24/08/2026

Sorry I like my girls trans

HP 48GX calculator, which takes input in Reverse Polish Notation; To get 8, instead of 4 + 4 enter, you'd type 4 enter 4 plus

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Dang it, Bobby @bobby.plus · 14/08/2026

So what I'm understanding here is the poles and wires are what's costing me, not the electricity itself But yes, please scold me for running my air conditioner daddy

(Electricity Bill) Amount Breakdown

San Diego Community Power Electric Generation: $50.24
SDG&E Electric Delivery: $181.98
SDG&E Gas Service: $25.34
State Fees, Taxes & Other: $2.89

For questions about your San Diego Community Power (SDCP) Electric Generation charges, please contact SDCP.

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Dang it, Bobby @bobby.plus · 15/07/2026

OpenAI believes the product’s defining feature will be its personality and ability to fawn and flatter the user into becoming its friend and therefore drain all the user’s valuable information. Built on the recently-released GPT SVC-ubu-5.6 model —

OpenAI believes the product’s defining feature will be its personality and ability to connect on a humanlike level with users. The speaker incorporates mechanical elements that can move on their own, creating a sense that it is alive and not just an object responding to commands. The machine also will draw on personal information such as emails to better understand its owner.

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Dang it, Bobby @bobby.plus · 07/07/2026

AI for customers that are sick of your shit

A banner ad for a product called Eleven Agents, with the headline "Resolve customer questions with warm, patient voice agents." The person pictured in the ad is on the phone and appears extremely annoyed

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Dang it, Bobby @bobby.plus · 14/06/2026

I have a Picard heart surgery laser in the garage.

A dental light with a big clear plastic ... thingy ... attached at the end to make it look futuristic

A scene from Season 2, Episode 17 of Star Trek: The Next Generation ("Samaritan Snare") where Picard is undergoing heart surgery

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Dang it, Bobby @bobby.plus · 25/05/2026

Truly amazing who he grew up to be

The creature from the film The Shape of Water

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Dang it, Bobby @bobby.plus · 20/05/2026

This young lady was briefly lost for a Sunday afternoon until we found her owners. Turns out her name is Lazy.

A black-and-white American Shorthair kitten laying on the floor in that liquid way that cats do

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Dang it, Bobby @bobby.plus · 09/05/2026

Here it’s called a Broom Bear

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Dang it, Bobby @bobby.plus · 05/05/2026

DOOP: Department of Optimal Performance

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Dang it, Bobby @bobby.plus · 30/04/2026

SpaceX launch or missed slightly by a North Korean missile, who’s to say

A very odd snake-shaped cloud on the horizon

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Dang it, Bobby @bobby.plus · 25/04/2026

You might not know my government name, but surely you remember my prolific rap career as

an H-Mart produce sign for YOUNG GARLIC ($3.99/bunch)

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Dang it, Bobby @bobby.plus · 08/04/2026

Bowie is looking out for you

A black dog on alert, looking out the front window at something truly terrible, like people having a conversation on the sidewalk outside or a truck

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Dang it, Bobby @bobby.plus · 07/04/2026

That’s the strangest cloud I’ve ever seen, I think

A kind of cloud or contrail maybe that’s in the shape of a pigtail

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Dang it, Bobby @bobby.plus · 19/03/2026

I found this one to be a little more lighthearted, if such a thing can be said

The back of a cardboard sign where someone put a sticker reading LAUNCH ALL THE PEDOPHILES INTO THE SUN ON SPACEX ROCKETS

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Dang it, Bobby @bobby.plus · 16/03/2026

Tools like OpenClaw made no sense to me until I saw this screenshot, and then it clicked that there is a kind of person that wants to talk to others this way, and with OpenClaw there's no social stigma for doing it

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Dang it, Bobby @bobby.plus · 11/03/2026

Fire your financial advisor if he is a bull with canine incisors

A banner ad with the text "Firing Your Financial Advisor: The 5 Major Red Flags" with an image of a bear and a bull (both with very sharp teeth) snarling at each other

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Dang it, Bobby @bobby.plus · 08/03/2026

You can unzip a .docx or .pptx file, and find all the images inside at their original sizes and resolutions

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Dang it, Bobby @bobby.plus · 21/02/2026

My advice? Post Raisin Bran

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Dang it, Bobby @bobby.plus · 23/12/2025

Nothing good ever comes from the hospital, certified mail, with postage more than $10

USPS Informed Delivery image of Certified Mail postage in the amount of $10.44

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Dang it, Bobby @bobby.plus · 20/12/2025

What the actual fuck www.nytimes.com/2025/12/20/u...

They knew they were not poor. They could afford to buy eggs. But they are contending with an economy that has grown increasingly unequal in recent decades.

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Dang it, Bobby @bobby.plus · 20/12/2025

I walk out to the sidewalk and pay. Great. All set. Get back to the car, get in, drive to the exit point. Type in the code. The gate doesn't open. Type in the code again. Gate doesn't open.

676547:
Your Metropolis Authentication Code is 737801.

676547:
Metropolis: Welcome to 210 Third Lofts. Just drive out to end your visit.

Rates start at $2.99 per 20 minutes of parking. See full rates and parking visit details here: mpolis.io/welcome

676547:
Metropolis: Thanks for parking with us. View your receipt here: https://mpolis.io/v/[redacted]

Me:
OPEN8888

676547:
Metropolis: Please pull forward to the exit and resend code to pay.

If you need help, please see a Mobility Specialist or call the support number posted in the exit lane

Me:
Open8888

676547:
Metropolis: Please pull forward to the exit and resend code to pay.

If you need help, please see a Mobility Specialist or call the support number posted in the exit lane

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Dang it, Bobby @bobby.plus · 13/12/2025

In LA, at the Vista. I think it was Dunkirk that we were seeing, opening weekend. There was a trailer for Geostorm. The audience was silent in rapt attention for the whole thing, and the second it was over, everyone burst out into laughter