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Dan @bngsplat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I guess this explains the oddly coercive tone of the owl.

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Dan @bngsplat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I think their first mistake was taking a stenography course instead of going to journalism school.

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Dan @bngsplat.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Make a band edible Cake

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

You blow 6 foot ropes, what do you get? Another day older and deeper in debt.

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David @crookedknight.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Abstinence-only cybersecurity

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Hobbes @flawedfacade.blacksky.app · 27/07/2026

Squished in the middle of this story was this heartbreaking paragraph. Unconscionable.

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Eternal Skies TCG RPG @eternalskies.neocities.org · 19/07/2026

This comic is exactly how it feels to talk with an AI booster I know you have these studies, but they're old! The models are sooooo much better now, so stuff done more than 3 months ago doesn't count. Also, a guy I know told me it made him 100x more productive, which is impossible but I believe him

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The Verge @theverge.com · 13/07/2026

ICE is a menace to democracy and its murderous conduct should be soberly considered. But we should also recognize that these people are weak and sad and ought to be made fun of. Read more: www.theverge.com/policy/96430...

Verge headline: ICE are heavily armed killers. They’re also huge losers

by TC Sottek

Photo of masked agents

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Dan @bngsplat.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

I think it’s important that we acknowledge that Mitch McConnell is already dead and they’re hiding him so that Gov Beshear doesn’t get to appoint a replacement.

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Vale @vale.rocks · 19/06/2026

There are only two file formats: disguised zips and renamed text files. JSON? Text. EPUB? Zip. CSV? Text. EXE? Zip. SVG? Text. DOCX? Zip. ICS? Text. APK? Zip.

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Joost @almodozo.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Love me a drop-down menu with seemingly random country codes which turn out to be sorted alphabetically by country, but without listing the countries. Took me a moment to figure that one out.

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Dan @bngsplat.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

It takes 30-50 years to get a single mile of high speed rail for exactly the same reason they can plop down a data center in two months.

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Marcus Hutchins @malwaretech.com · 07/05/2026

✨Prompt Engineering✨

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

My statement on the end of the old InfoWars, and the imminent beginning of a much better one.

“Good riddance to the world’s worst rubbish,” The Onion’s CEO, Ben Collins, wrote in a text to MS NOW. “The second this man is disallowed from abusing these courts, from paying out the $1.4 billion he owes to these families, we are ready to take over with something that will make you forget about what was ever there before. We have a deal with both the Sandy Hook families and the court-appointed receiver, and we look forward to taking over this hellhole imminently.”

“War is over, if you want it,” Collins said, quoting Yoko Ono and John Lennon.

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Dan @bngsplat.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

@jenmsft.bsky.social I swear I tried to help myself before bugging you: Why is it so difficult to manipulate Start Menu and Taskbar pins with Intune? It seems like such a standard use case and I can’t figure out what I’m doing wrong. I can’t add or remove individual pins, only wholesale replace.

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Dan @bngsplat.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Jira: “You can use markdown. Try it out!” Me: Drops two pages of markdown. Jira: Parses absolutely none of it.

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Dan @bngsplat.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

My cardio is so bad my fitness tracker keeps asking if I want to log my workouts… I was washing dishes.

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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 31/01/2026

Years ago, a friend asked me why billionaires want MORE money when they could never spend the tiniest fraction of what they have. My answer is that they want immunity. The immunity to do literally any horrific they want without consequence. Nothing I've seen since has changed my mind.

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Dan @bngsplat.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

I definitely feel like the torture prison thing isn’t being explored enough. We know about CECOT; where else are they sending these people?

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Dan @bngsplat.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

They were pretty clear about it last week, too.

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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

/9 Anyway, a substantial project of the Right is to make it dangerous, expensive, and ideally illegal to speak the truth about them. Don’t give up an inch of ground.

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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

/8 Some people will refuse to accept this. These people are (charitably) uninformed or angry, or (more often) ignorant and dishonest. If it’s on X, which was the hub of “it’s defamatory to call Rittenhouse a murderer,” it’s dishonest AND ignorant.

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Dan @bngsplat.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

Cable management by lantern light.

The underside of a desk, backed against a painted brick wall. Assorted cables hang in disarray. An electric lantern hangs from a cable-management tray.

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Kai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

We’re not a serious country

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Dan @bngsplat.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

Stop chasing the iron, you stupid goddamn orange. It will hurt you. This is not a game.

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Dan @bngsplat.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

The “every President takes money from the treasury” line isn’t getting nearly enough smoke.

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Dan @bngsplat.bsky.social · 15/06/2025

Next year we need a Constitution-themed halfpipe.

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Dan @bngsplat.bsky.social · 13/06/2025

I referred to a proposed design as “idiosyncratic” and people are reacting as if I called it “idiotic.”

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Dan @bngsplat.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

Every time I think I’ve seen the least qualified person possible, they manage to outdo themselves.

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Dan @bngsplat.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

Given that every accusation they make is a confession… uh, what the fuck?

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Dan @bngsplat.bsky.social · 25/05/2025

Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only

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Dan @bngsplat.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

Then why even bother having a society?

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Dan @bngsplat.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

Grabbing someone from a flight that is already leaving the country is absolutely insane.

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Dan @bngsplat.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

“The law doesn’t say anything about trials.” –the actual president of the United States

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Dan @bngsplat.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

Three guys at a table nearby in an intense discussion about whatever the opposite of critical race theory is. Credulous Race Theory?

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Dan @bngsplat.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

This seems like it should violate some state laws, for which the president cannot issue a pardon. Why is no one doing anything about this?

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Lucas @phoenixfire.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

Perhaps the Gamers are alright

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Dan @bngsplat.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

An absolutely terrifying take.

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Dan @bngsplat.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

This is absolutely incredible. That VP needs to be arrested and the company sued into oblivion. There is absolutely no excuse for them to have retained a physical key after their contract was terminated and using that key is criminal.

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Dan @bngsplat.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

Man, it’s a shame the word Quisling already exists. What are we supposed to call a Schumer?

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Dan @bngsplat.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

Just read chapter one of Under the Smoke Strewn Sky to 5 and 4. I have, at times, wondered if they’re too young for this series. 5 does not handle scary things well. From this chapter, I wonder if I’m about to traumatize them, but they’re invested. @seananmcguire.bsky.social how badly did I fuck up?

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Dan @bngsplat.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

A cyber attack on Xitter from “near Ukraine” and a suspiciously timed drone strike? They’re hastily manufacturing pretext.

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Dan @bngsplat.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

I ALMOST scrolled past this

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Dan @bngsplat.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

Somehow not The Onion

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Dan @bngsplat.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

Get your fuckin’ harpoons ready.

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