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Brandon Newton

@bnewton92.bsky.social
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Pretty amazing to see how compliant this mouthpiece was just a few hours ago serving this slop to the GOP base to distract from Trump's presence in the Epstein files. My only hope is that everyone could one day have a dog as loyal as Charlie. Good boy, Charlie. Good boy.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
> @jasonkander.bsky.social
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
I hope they bury him in a McDonald’s parking lot - it’s the right thing to do.
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David Stone @david-stone.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
No biggie, unless you depend on Medicaid:
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 03/07/2025
You know it’s a good bill when they have to threaten each other to vote for it
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Brandon Newton @bnewton92.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Is anyone else completely embarrassed by Donald Trumps unhinged rambling while giving his speech at the NATO Summit?
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JoJoFromJerz @jojofromjerz.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Ideally, when your country’s on the brink of war, you don’t want a reality TV game show host hyping it like: “Will we bomb them? Will we not? Tune in for the next episode of “Who Wants to Start World War III?”
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 17/06/2025
When Teslas matter more than lives.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
I can't believe I'm agreeing with Marjorie Taylor Greene, Matt Gaetz, and Tucker Carlson. What fresh hell have I stumbled into?
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Brandon Newton @bnewton92.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Forget diplomacy, put Trump, Netanyahu, and the Ayatollah in a Hunger Games like fight to the death. Pay-per-view streams it. Proceeds go to paying off the national debt. Its like foreign policy meets WWE, and secretary of education, Linda McMahon could donate all the equipment. 💥👊 #NoNewWars
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Brandon Newton @bnewton92.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
When I heard Trump dropped a mobile Company grift, this was the first thing that came to mind:
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
It’s times like these when we are fortunate to have a Secretary of Defense who was chosen because he could do a lot of pushups on TV.
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Fucking fascists.
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Brandon Newton @bnewton92.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
If I protest ICE wearing a MAGA hat, then assault law enforcement, am I safe from consequences? Will I qualify for a presidential pardon as well? Asking for a friend? #LAProtest
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Hypocrisy. Leave it to Leavitt.
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Dan Guachione @sounddepartment.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
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Brandon Newton @bnewton92.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
So AG Pam Bondi is okay with human/sex trafficking children when it comes to Donald Trump, but not when it’s people of color like Kilmer Abrego Garcia… did I get that right? It’s beyond time to release the Epstein Files.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Fox: An endless parade of victims.
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 23/05/2025
NOBODY WANTS APPLE BUILDING IPHONES HERE YOU IGNORANT FAT TODDLER. Good God you exhausting sloppy goon
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BrooklynDad_Defiant! @mmpadellan.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
trump 2.0 has: - measles running rampant - planes falling out of the sky - FEMA not responding to disasters - citizens being snatched off the streets - Americans paying more because of tariffs. But hey, at least you got to make trans people uncomfortable. Fucking jackasses.
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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
The man raises a valid point.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
One of the many differences between Joe Biden and Donald Trump is that Biden has a cancer, whereas Trump *is* a cancer. Wishing the former one well.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Yes, we noticed. You're still here.
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Brandon Newton @bnewton92.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Trump is really out here tweeting from the embalming table about Taylor Swift again. Maube it’s time we stop telling our children “anyone can become President”. Like Sir, You Need To Calm Down.
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
I hate the Republican Party and I’m going to spend the rest of my days slowly and methodically dismantling the party. Bet.
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Tristan Snell @tristansnell.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
The Republicans tax bill is here. It does NOT ban taxing tips. It does NOT ban taxing overtime. It does NOT ban taxing Social Security. Trump LIED to you — y’all got PLAYED.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
If all he had to do was sign a piece of paper, why didn’t he do it nine years ago?
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Julianne McShane @juliannemcshane.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
The new pope's brother: “I know he’s not happy with what’s going on with immigration. I know that for a fact. How far he’ll go with it is only one’s guess, but he won’t just sit back. I don’t think he’ll be the silent one.” www.nytimes.com/2025/05/08/w...
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‘I Was Stunned’: Watching From Illinois, Pope’s Brother Reflects on History
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 09/05/2025
So let me get this straight, we finally get an American pope, and some of the America first crowd is mad because he cares about the poor and immigrants. Am i missing something here?
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Frank Lesser @sadmonsters.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
America now has both the pope and the antichrist
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Brandon Newton @bnewton92.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Over 25 million Americans identify as LGBTQ+, yet this administration refuses to acknowledge Pride Month or allocate any federal support for it? Instead, they're willing to spend $50-$100 million on a single parade in D.C for an event honoring a group that make up less than 6% of the population?
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Tristan Snell @tristansnell.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
He’s completely insane. This is a real post from ironically titled Truth Social.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
I like telling authoritarians where to shove it in multiple languages
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Brandon Newton @bnewton92.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
If Trump thinks this Shedeur guy is “qualified”, then he most definitely is not, but it’s good to see him taking time off of destroying the country to criticize the NFL. #NFLdraft
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PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Trump begins selling “Trump 2028” hat. Price: $50.
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𝙽𝚊𝚜𝚑 𝙸𝚜 𝙷𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝙵𝚘𝚛 𝙸𝚝 @nashishereforit.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Replace ‘Harvard’ with ‘churches’ and he’s onto something…
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
I guess it’s good to know that the next Democratic president can ship Trump and his cabinet off to a Central American prison without a trial and we won’t ever have to worry about them coming back.
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Brandon Newton @bnewton92.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
The MAGA stock market experts sure are quiet today. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Trump surrendered again on tariffs after the bond market went nuts, which he and his advisers were too stupid to foresee, then he was unable to get House Republicans to agree on a budget deal even after it was brought to the floor for a vote, all while claiming victory the entire time.
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Judd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Trump, April 4: “MY POLICIES WILL NEVER CHANGE”
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
I'm going to start saying "art of the deal" every time I do something really stupid and then start backtracking
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
So bizarre that the only truth teller in the Republican Party this week has been Rand Paul.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
So we aren’t getting Liberated now? What about Liberation Day?
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Trump claims so many countries called him kissing his ass that he will just forget the big tariff rollout that was suppose to transform and rejuvenate our country by bringing manufacturing jobs back. He claims people kissed his ass, so forget all that.
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Brandon Newton @bnewton92.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Wait, if Trumps tariffs were supposed to bring back manufacturing, why would he pause them for 90 days after only being in effect for 24 hours?
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Brandon Newton @bnewton92.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Trump said if I voted for Kamala the economy would be destroyed and the stock market would crash. Here we are 74 days in and it turns out he was right. #StockMarketCrash
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Didn’t all these companies give Trump millions for his inauguration he held inside?
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Tristan Snell @tristansnell.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
BREAKING - Trump abandons fallen soldiers, goes golfing instead Trump was supposed to meet coffins of 4 fallen US soldiers who died in an accident in Lithuania — meeting them at Dover Air Force Base as presidents traditionally do Instead he’s going to Florida — so he can golf
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