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bmay93.bsky.social @bmay93.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The ESPNU score bug doesn’t have down and distance and I’m considering crimes
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Kevin Morris @socceralt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Owen Wolff’s departure has reignited discussion over a toxic club culture under Rodo Borrell. Imma just throw this out there: if by any chance anyone who follows me here works at the club, or knows someone who works there, and would be willing to talk about Borrell off the record, please DM me.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 25/08/2026
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bmay93.bsky.social @bmay93.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
my biggest frustration with the MLS playoff conversation is that it's so blatantly clear that the goals of MLS with the playoffs do not match the goals of the fans. Every decision clearly has nothing to do with trying to have fun soccer in a good, easily understandable format
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bmay93.bsky.social @bmay93.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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Baylor Football Team on Sidelines
ALT: Baylor Football Team on Sidelines
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bmay93.bsky.social @bmay93.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Being chronically late is one of the most selfish things someone can be
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Kevin Morris @socceralt.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
So @mattdoyle.bsky.social on @soccerwisehq.bsky.social got everything right about ATX- HOU in the one minute they spent on the game imho. 1) Austin pressing shape a disaster. 2) Austin’s bizarro quadruple inversion on the wings an absolute gift for Houston.
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bmay93.bsky.social @bmay93.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
If I had a bill, I’d own a sports team and would be posting through it
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Kevin Morris @socceralt.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
If you switched Gallagher right and Rosales left you’d have twice the offensive chances tonight. Absolutely insane. Truly just so unbelievably tired of this galaxy brain shit from Austin’s coaching staff.
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Kevin Morris @socceralt.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Two left-footed players on the right side is such a Nico Estevez-style power move. I love seeing an entire galaxy’s worth of space on the right side of the field and no one capable of driving into it. Why let players play to their strengths when you can positionally destroy them?
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bmay93.bsky.social @bmay93.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Just an Austin fan screaming into the void about playing your best left back at right midfield
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Brian Phillips @brianphillips.lol · 16/07/2026
I wrote about VAR
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VAR Is My Mortal Enemy and Should Be Yours, Too
The 2026 World Cup has been astonishingly good, with one nightmarish exception
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bmay93.bsky.social @bmay93.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Been in 2 host cities, Seattle and Vancouver in the past month I saw a total of one thing promoting an MLS team
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bmay93.bsky.social @bmay93.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
This is every regional fast food chain
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Matthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
If you’d offered me these two performances 10 days ago as a #USMNT fan I’d have crawled over broken glass to take them, and anyone who pretends otherwise is grievance farming for engagement. If you come across someone like that you should bully them.
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bmay93.bsky.social @bmay93.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Every single regional fast food place that every area is obsessed with is fine. they're all fast food. they're basically all fine. anyone who tells you that you HAVE to eat regional fast food is lying to you
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bmay93.bsky.social @bmay93.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
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William Wallace's Iconic 'FREEDOOOOM !!!' Scream
ALT: William Wallace's Iconic 'FREEDOOOOM !!!' Scream
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bmay93.bsky.social @bmay93.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
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bmay93.bsky.social @bmay93.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Love anything as much as @mattdoyle.bsky.social loves saying “the ilsinho role”
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
saw a truck for a company called Absolute Chimneys and I can’t stop saying that to myself as if I’m an English soccer announcer calling a free kick that sailed over the crossbar
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Los Verdes @losverdesatx.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
A joint statement from @austinanthem.org, @lamurgadeaustin.bsky.social, and Los Verdes #SAVETHECAPS
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bmay93.bsky.social @bmay93.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Anytime someone says “it gets good in season X” That’s not a show getting good, that’s Stockholm syndrome
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bmay93.bsky.social @bmay93.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
You’d think Americans would respect eagles more
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bmay93.bsky.social @bmay93.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
If only Austin had a super talented left back
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Kevin Morris @socceralt.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
If Nico Estevez still has a job tomorrow morning then Rodo Borrell should be fired.
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bmay93.bsky.social @bmay93.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Just played Rosales on the right wing for multiple games for no reason
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bmay93.bsky.social @bmay93.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I am desperate for St Jude’s to get some new copy for @solidverbal.com
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Kevin Morris @socceralt.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
I’m sorry but after watching Joseph Rosales play on the left for a few minutes two games in a row now, playing him on the rignt side is a fireable offense. Absolutely inexcusable galaxy brain shit.
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bmay93.bsky.social @bmay93.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
depends on the rate on the car and the rate at the bank. let's make money
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Jen Rodriguez @jenrodriguezga.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
“The flag that flies when an American athlete wins a gold medal isn’t Donald Trump’s flag. It’s ours. The anthem that plays isn’t Donald Trump’s song. It’s ours. If we refuse to celebrate what’s great about our country because of the people trying to ruin it, they’ve already succeeded.” Amen.
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John Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 18/02/2026
Wild to see MLS saying stuff like this while barely even making their own fans aware the season starts this week
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bmay93.bsky.social @bmay93.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Said with love as a Texan The back half of this is absolutely true. There are people in Texas fighting. The losers who say to throw the South away are wrong.
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Willow @rockshrimp.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I know it’s controversial but I will always side with “why should we change the idealistic symbols, they’re the ones who suck.”
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bmay93.bsky.social @bmay93.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
I can’t believe Cig called a run on 3rd and 5
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bmay93.bsky.social @bmay93.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
I remember calling my parents to see if it was okay I watched Fellowship at a friends house as a kid And then my life was changed forever
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
HAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYNES KAAAAAAAAAAANG
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bmay93.bsky.social @bmay93.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
I hope I never get tired of the fact that God came to Earth as a baby, lived, died, and was resurrected To save me, you, and anyone who believes
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
this will be an all-time “abandon instant replay” overturn, correct in slo-mo but incorrect in spirit
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Kevin Morris @socceralt.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
I'm gonna be annoyed at Tori Penso for at least another 1,000 years. It was a poorly called cup final. Nashville players absolutely manipulated her and controlled the game for the final 30 minutes. Not blaming her for the loss though -- Austin had enough control of the game, and quality, to win it.
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Kevin Morris @socceralt.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Card early, set a line, get control of the game. That ref completely lost control. The six minutes of added time was embarrassing. Just watch the clock on replay for each “injury.” 10+ minutes easy.
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bmay93.bsky.social @bmay93.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
That new logo sucked and for absolutely none of the reasons it became a culture war issue
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bmay93.bsky.social @bmay93.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Becoming more convinced that the biggest movie fist pumps for me are: - the comms coming back on in Apollo 13 - shadow appearing over the hill in homeward bound
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Ben Wright @benwright.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Leaving this here:
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bmay93.bsky.social @bmay93.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Hear me out: New Pepsi
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bmay93.bsky.social @bmay93.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
How long before they put a brick through DeBoer’s window? @edsbs.bsky.social
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bmay93.bsky.social @bmay93.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
So many people, including me, still don’t understand why Spencer Rattler isn’t good
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bmay93.bsky.social @bmay93.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
@edsbs.bsky.social one of my group chat friends just said “Nick Saban wasn’t a good X’s and O’s coach.” I need the season to start stat
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bmay93.bsky.social @bmay93.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Waiting on the first company that realizes that the “we’re sorry you’re on hold, but your call is important to us” bit is more infuriating than the hold music
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 06/07/2025
still another hour until the farmer's market even opens. why do we let late sleepers even participate in society
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bmay93.bsky.social @bmay93.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Run the damn ball.
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