Philip @blumphy.bsky.social · 8mSorry, he really can’t play football. I was of the opinion from the first time I seen him on the pitch for United! I called it then and got pelters for it! He’d struggle getting a game for the Gorse on Turn Moss 000
Philip @blumphy.bsky.social · 12mI’d play a traffic cone before even considering Zirkzee! He’s adore shite and serves zero purpose on the pitch, or for that matter, on the fuckin’ bench! 100
Reposted by PhilipDavid Osland @davidosland.bsky.social · 15hBeating up pensioners and vandalising curry houses in Gosport is not 'an expression of legitimate concern' 844191
Reposted by PhilipRobin Ince @robinince.bsky.social · 11hJeffrey Archer has died - here is the obituary of Monica Coghlan www.heraldscotland.com/news/1216989...heraldscotland.comMisogyny killed Monica many years before she diedWhen poor Monica Coghlan died in a car crash last week, it was a result both pitiful and inevitable. The rightful order had been restored. Justice had been done. Her sad, brief life was over: she had ... 27617321
Philip @blumphy.bsky.social · 4hThe campaign starts right here! Bring back dreadful pitches, technically inept players, one star player per club, ace kits, and ludicrous barnets! Signup for email updates @ www.shiteball.com www.instagram.com/reel/DeJEXJi...instagram.comInstagramCreate an account or log in to Instagram - Share what you're into with the people who get you. 100
Reposted by PhilipMax B 💙 🔶 🇺🇦 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 @maxbrockbank.com · 20hStanding up to the balaclava nonces. Inspiring. 25633264
Philip @blumphy.bsky.social · 16hI sometimes go onto YouTube to watch the odd episode and still roar laughing at them 110
Philip @blumphy.bsky.social · 16hThat’s actually an excellent shout! I always thought the addition of that annoying little shit ruined it 010
Philip @blumphy.bsky.social · 16hOh god! Not drank that since after downing 6 pints of it I pissed in a bin bag before hanging it up to drip dry in the shower! Long story 110
Reposted by PhilipNed Hartley @nedhartley.com · 20hWell done to whoever has been going round London Underground adding googly eyes to posters. 2328
Philip @blumphy.bsky.social · 21hAye, 100% agree with you. When anyone tells us about how they’ve been and how they’ve done, we should be happy for their wins, not turn it into some competition. All it tells me is, they were never interested in me and what I’d done in the first place, just wanted to tell me about themselves 110
Philip @blumphy.bsky.social · 21hMy EXs actually used to collect the fuckers! I’ve seen his collection along with all the other shite he collects! Fuckin’ weirdo! Either get them in the bin or knott them up and in an ashtray 010
Reposted by PhilipWelsh Bollocks @welshbollocks.bsky.social · 22hPrince Charles and Lady Diana in happier times. 1985 3658
Philip @blumphy.bsky.social · 21hI triangle mine and ALWAYS ask the bar staff where the nearest bin is. Don’t file me with THAT lot 120
Philip @blumphy.bsky.social · 21hI’m trying to help society and being made to feel dreadful! I know how Stalin felt now 010
Philip @blumphy.bsky.social · 21hBlumphy’s Poolside Tips Never be pestered by flies round the pool ever again! Simply repurpose the ashtrays, otherwise used by subhuman scum who smoke to place a few half sucked boiled sweets in which attracts the bastard flies rather than yourself 120
Philip @blumphy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026No, I worked at Kellogg’s but got made redundant this month and have retired. Some others who haven’t retired got work at the bean factory 110
Philip @blumphy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Oh god @lucypitman.bsky.social - @westlancsives.bsky.social is on some induction with ex colleagues of ours Go to DEFCON 1 I repeat, go to DEFCON 1 THIS. IS NOT a drill! 410
Philip @blumphy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Ace! Was my mum who got me into her/them! What a voice! What a woman 020
