Philip @blumphy.bsky.social · 1hMeanwhile, live at the scene of the cockpit stabbing aboard flight 1073, our very own investigative reporter and his team Derek! What do you have for us? 030
Philip @blumphy.bsky.social · 1hyoutu.be/Ea_GmMMVbUk?...youtu.beWoman In The WallYouTube video by The Beautiful South - Topic 020
Reposted by PhilipPF @peterfearns.bsky.social · 17h"Did you ever find that bee that landed on your nose lad?" 151
Philip @blumphy.bsky.social · 22hGood morning! Heading to Paros today and I’ve been promised a rather rough crossing! I can assure you, I’ll not be at the wheel for long 6240
Philip @blumphy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Be funny if the leak was totally wrong and whoever did the leaking has got totally the wrong end of the stick, City have in fact been found innocent of 114 charges and the charge they have been found guilty of is their technical area is a couple of inches too long Penalty - make them smaller 560
Philip @blumphy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Made it to dry land and first port of call is a bar! Naxos for the lads! 6220
Philip @blumphy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Lads, lads, lads! I’ve had a 4 hour flight with an hours delay, I’ve had breakfast this morning, tea last night and dinner prior to that. I’ve had 4 glasses of red and YOU’RE still going on about shitty City Give it a fuckin’ rest! 6200
Reposted by PhilipJohn O'Connell @jdpoc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Two more quick updates from last week: A Teaching Assistant (Hampshire) was suspended and then had their contract terminated after we sent a zip file of their posts to a school, and to the school governers. 2217
Philip @blumphy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Flying to Greece today, Mykonos to be exact for a sailing holiday, something I’ve never done. Bit of a treat for myself and I’m travelling alone. Have just been added to a WhatsApp group with my fellow sailors, all strangers. French, Australian and South African Excited but worried 29360
Philip @blumphy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Netflix original movie - UNABOMBER - a review Good - 8.8 pon 10 120
Philip @blumphy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I’ll get a good hiding one of these days! Walking merrily into a shop when I spied some proper roidheaded muscle man! About 5 foot tall but built like a brick shithouse! I’ve my earphones in and muttered to myself, or so I thought ‘look at this cunt!’ If looks could kill I’d be dead right now! 190
Reposted by Philipjazzrat2000 AKA Bonsai anonymous @jazzrat2000.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It's normalization Thursday. Normalization for all those who need it and today I'm talking about trans people. We normalize them by accepting them; it's not hard because they are acceptable, well for the most part😇. If you'll join me in this please repost thank you 052
Philip @blumphy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Just finished bingeing this and here is my 3 word review Get it watched #BlumphsThreeWordReviews 9 pon 10 120
Philip @blumphy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I rarely made assembly, I’d often get a round of applause when I did so can’t recall many bizarre things from them except some big lad in front of me once had a fit and I was mortified when a teacher stuck a ruler in his mouth! Genuinely assumed he was trying to kill him rather than save him 250
Reposted by PhilipJohn O'Connell @jdpoc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026So .. a Far Right Watch update after the weekend. An 'A' List of 37 'anonymous' far right user accounts, - the very worst offenders: All posting threats of violence, rape or death. All reported - but that's just the beginning. 187
Philip @blumphy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026How long before Google change their AI mode to SI? Within the week, I reckon, the big shithouses 1100
Reposted by PhilipKelly Welles @kellywelles.bsky.social · 23/09/2026HERE SHE IS 👑 x.com/JayMotty/sta...x.com 151
Philip @blumphy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Am not an evil or unkind person, but I really do enjoy watching a fly die after I’ve sprayed it with fly spray. I get quite a buzz from it (no pun intended) Apart from the mood, what do some of you enjoy killing? 20110
Philip @blumphy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Jim bloody Ratcliffe has just announced mothballing Ineos plants in Hull! Cunt is playing politics with people’s lives! What an absolute arsehole of a human being 5171
Philip @blumphy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Love women, me. Always have done. Love and respect them, but if there’s one thing I’ll NEVER forgive them for, is makeup! They stole wearing makeup from us blokes! Outrageous they were ever allowed to get away with it 650
Philip @blumphy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Tuuuuuune! open.spotify.com/track/2RAX6i...open.spotify.comCreationStereo MC's · Connected · Song · 1992 020
Philip @blumphy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026When did footwear this shape and style become acceptable for blokes? Women can generally wear what they like, they look superb in anything, but blokes look ridiculous in them! 1960
Philip @blumphy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Stumble into (literally) a Conversation with Terry Christian night last night, he was in conversation with Lindsey Reade, Tony Wilson’s ex wife who has a book out Was ok to listen to, but I’d have been annoyed if I’d paid the £12 to listen Consider this a review 040
Philip @blumphy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Keep telling myself it’s only a game! Currently on my way to Talbot Road nick in the back of a black maria! I’ve just glassed Tarquin in the throat and he’s on his way to MRI 130
Philip @blumphy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Oh my bloody fuckin’ ‘eck! World of Sport on ITV4 now! The wrestling Glorious! Stick modern sport up your arse! 290
Philip @blumphy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Here, listen this When do United kick-off tomorrow at Fulham? I’m predicting every 20 minutes! Haha! You lot havin’ that or what!? 4160
