Philip @blumphy.bsky.social · 11mFix Football - suggestion #27 Restrict each club to just one groundsman, a retired labourer suffering Gout, only tools of the trade a Flymo and pitchfork 100
Philip @blumphy.bsky.social · 19hWhen you’re on your early Sunday afternoon walk yet feel the need to tell the people you love to fuck right off! 170
Philip @blumphy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Haha! You dick! I just had to google that and now I want one 110
Philip @blumphy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I’ve just googled BAR and it seems it’s a banter Wish I’d have followed it on Twitter 000
Philip @blumphy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Age yourself with your childhood lush Was my sisters Christening, I’d have been 5 or 6 and I’d been pinching guests wine apparently L to R Me, sister, brother 1080
Philip @blumphy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026age yourself with a childhood crush I notice the Woolfinder not participating, the misery He once told me his 130
Philip @blumphy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Just getting started on demolishing this glorious beauty of a dinnoh! Wonder what the Septics would make of it? 21270
Philip @blumphy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Here you go, it was similar to this! Looked pretty ace fun 100
Philip @blumphy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Blumphy’s Poolside Tips Never be pestered by flies round the pool ever again! Simply repurpose the ashtrays, otherwise used by subhuman scum who smoke to place a few half sucked boiled sweets in which attracts the bastard flies rather than yourself 120
Philip @blumphy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Agree 100% - meanwhile, I’m enjoying a glass of red with a much better view… 010
Philip @blumphy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Haha! Surprised I didn’t about half hour ago while a kind person took this pic for me 010
Philip @blumphy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It’s been ace but the wind has been relentless for 2 days Just seen a group get soaked 😂😂 110
Philip @blumphy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Yamas! From possibly the windiest place I’ve ever been in my life! 7221
Philip @blumphy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026In other news - I’ve somehow ordered an Earl Grey, and you know what? It’s pretty decent If you’d like to contribute to this tedious revelation, feel free 13130
Philip @blumphy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Ha! I did survive and it looks like it was a wise decision to get on the ferry! All crossings have been cancelled today and the boat I was on? I’m not sure crossing on that would be pleasurable.. 110
Philip @blumphy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Should my ship go down, there’s only one team I want on the case @vocnorth.bsky.social 1101
Philip @blumphy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Getting on a ferry in 20 minutes in this Was good ‘knowing’ you all 19250
Philip @blumphy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Currently stranded on Paros due to weather and sailing conditions. No big deal, I can think of worse places to be stranded. I’d like to introduce you to my new best friend and shipmate, Stephen! He’s a retired British diplomat and wonderful company to boot 18331
Philip @blumphy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Meanwhile, live at the scene of the cockpit stabbing aboard flight 1073, our very own investigative reporter and his team Derek! What do you have for us? 060
Philip @blumphy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Good morning! Heading to Paros today and I’ve been promised a rather rough crossing! I can assure you, I’ll not be at the wheel for long 6240
Philip @blumphy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026May have to! You know when on some pieces of equipment it says ‘DO NOT TOUCH’? Well, I sometimes can’t help myself and now we’re stranded and I’m not the most popular of shipmates right now 230
Philip @blumphy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Oh come the fuck on, it’d be an absolute laugh watching the meltdown! Loads literally throwing ropes up in their box bedrooms! I for one would laugh my cock off! Meanwhile… 120
Philip @blumphy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026There is none! Not long stopped raining and the actual crossing to here from Mykonos was freezing and quite worrying Am promised it’ll brighten up 110
Philip @blumphy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Made it to dry land and first port of call is a bar! Naxos for the lads! 6220
Philip @blumphy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026There’s been a mutiny already and I’m now in charge! It’s also fuckin’ freezing! 260
Philip @blumphy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Absolutely not! I’ve treated myself to a double with en suite! Still a tight fit though 200
Philip @blumphy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026A mate who passed away last year was obsessed with them, that obsessed he bought a truly ridiculous pair and did in fact, look utterly ridiculous in them! When he passed his widow asked his closest mates to wear shit shoes to the funeral. This is the only picture I have of them 100
Philip @blumphy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026When did footwear this shape and style become acceptable for blokes? Women can generally wear what they like, they look superb in anything, but blokes look ridiculous in them! 1960
