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Lucy from Chorlton @lucypitman.bsky.social · 15h

I’d always want Fionna on my side. Formidable

Lucy from Chorlton @lucypitman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I’m in London. Walked around and my phone and watch are still with me. Haven’t been subjected to a sharia law court. It’s all good ( lovely- 24 degrees and sat outside the pub in a T shirt)

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Claire Harbottle @yorkshiremidwife.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

“Every man and his woman”????

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Lisa Guerrero @lisaguerrero.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Not only did I meet Robert Kraft, I worked for him. His kid Jonathan asked me to “remove the black music” from my gameday playlist in ‘94 & I refused so they fired me. I was the cheerleader director at the time. I sued them for wrongful termination and won. So yes, I know that motherfucker.

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Neilsnotreal @satinfinish.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Mancunians and/or people of the greater Manchester region My band is playing at Yes on Friday and they've given us 25 tickets at Friends and Family rate of £10 We are Joanna and on Instagram as JoannaBand1990. Have a read of our story. DM if you fancy it ✌🏻

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Lucy from Chorlton @lucypitman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

We all know what to do. You’ll think they’d have given up by now, but on they go

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Lucy from Chorlton @lucypitman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

So tomorrow I go on gardening leave. From a company I’ve worked for since 1997. I’ll be made redundant on 30th September. They have been an amazing employer. Cannot complain about anything ( bar some casual/ deliberate misogyny over the years 😉). I’m going to miss so many people, so much. Hey Ho

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Simon Nixon @nixonsimon.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Amazing. It seems that plagiarism is only a problem for The Times when black people do it

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Mikeado @mikeado.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Got two tickets for Pulp at Wythenshawe Park tomorrow going spare. £140 face value but would take £100. How many people are even on Bluesky to see this? Not shifting these, am I.

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Lucy from Chorlton @lucypitman.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Raid on Entebbe. Mainly because my parents were obsessed with it as we’d left Uganda ( in a “bit of a hurry”) because of Idi Amin

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Lucy from Chorlton @lucypitman.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

E =MC2 Big Audio Dynamite. Dad had some Queen album

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Alexander Fox @alexanderfox1.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Reminds me of that great tweet which went something like “Americans check themselves into rehab for what the average Brit drinks on a two-hour train journey.”

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Petra Michaela @petramichaela.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

If the heat bothers you, plant a tree. If the rain bothers you, plant a tree. If you like fruit, plant a tree. If you like birds, plant a tree. And if you like life, plant a tree.

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Lucy from Chorlton @lucypitman.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

About 4 hours prior to the emergency idiots were setting off fireworks in Chorlton. In the middle of the day. Who are these idiots?place is a tinderbox

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Lucy from Chorlton @lucypitman.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

This is depressing. That poor family

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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

If Mrs Wizard actually cared about LadySafety maybe she should sue travelodge for their "give rapists keycards to the rooms of sleeping women" policy instead of trying to destroy the NHS for letting Trans people have a piss

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NORTHERN RESIDENT ARTIST @northresidentart.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Coopers Town house Liverpool Another pub painted on the road to painting all 285 liverpool pubs Please repost so others see my art #Liverpoolpubs #Lancashireartistoftheyear #GaryNorth

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Lucy from Chorlton @lucypitman.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

1969 words that are as old as me. Not necessarily my vibe though Spike protein Crystal meth Videocassette Whack off Microchip

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Winny 🇬🇧🇺🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦🇲🇽🇵🇸 @winny3001.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

The Grumpy Cook website has a ‘Pay It Forward’ scheme where you can pay for a range of meals for people who may be struggling. These range from a small breakfast through to a family pack lunch and also including a child’s meal. The prices are suggested and start at £2.00. grumpycook.co.uk/shop/

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Shop – The Grumpy Cook

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Best for Britain @bestforbritain.org · 31/07/2026

If someone you know is persuaded by Farage's fearmongering over footage of migrants crossing from Morocco to Ceuta, tell them this: Third-country nationals in Ceuta do not have free movement to mainland Spain or the rest of the Schengen area. Spanish officials say over 25K have already returned.

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Reform Party UK Exposed @reformexposed.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

It’s the 2nd anniversary of this post, and the #FarageRiots.

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Lucy from Chorlton @lucypitman.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

I’ve spent the weekend in that there London. My watch is still on my wrist. I have my phone. I have been from Brixton to Sloane Square and not felt unsafe once. Absolutely top time had by the family and the local pub was £5.50 a pint for San Miguel which is cheaper than anywhere in Chorlton. Happy

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Jez 🤍💛💙 @madmidweeker.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Lazy journalism. This woman crops up all the time. It really does the terribly low standards our journalists have sunk to.

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Legal C @legalclaret.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

This disingenuous commentary doesn’t help anyone. Frauds start unravelling pretty quickly. That you apparently cannot afford to put your oven or treat yourself is quickly undermined by the question “so why are you spending £50 per week on petrol?” Then, it turns out, she has an agent and /1

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Lucy from Chorlton @lucypitman.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

This entire thread is an absolute joy.

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Lucy from Chorlton @lucypitman.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Life is pretty good. Great Yorkshire Show tomorrow, view from the Pateley garden with a glass of rosé right now

View of a garden and Yorkshire hillside with blue sky and sun

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paulusthewoodgnome @paulusthewoodgnome.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Lowe, Jenrick, Robinson et al obsess over UK Sharia courts (non-binding) yet ignore US military tribunals that downgrade the rape of British women on UK soil to 'sexual assault' with light sentences from peer juries—while the same men would face life in UK courts. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

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‘They said: wear angelic white’: British women who accused US airman of rape tell of American military trial

Two women who alleged they were raped by Tyrion Davis in Suffolk had to testify at an invasive court martial on a US base

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Yorkshire Dales National Park @yorkshiredales.org.uk · 08/07/2026

Guess how hot a disposable BBQ can get, then watch the video...you'll be shocked. 😱 Stay tuned to the end to see what potential impact it could have. Please don't risk it. Please don't bring them. Don't Spark Disaster ⚠️ 🎥 NYFRS and North York Moors National Park 📸 Mark Laycock

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Russell England @russellengland.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

So, there is a precedent for vetoing an MP's resignation Viscount Chelsea (Henry Cadogan) applied for the Chiltern Hundreds in 1842 The Chancellor (Goulburn) refused because, get this, Cadogan wanted to resign to obstruct an investigation for bribery h/t @fascinatorfun.bsky.social and @gazhay.com

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"The noble Lord had stated, that it was unusual to refuse the Chiltern Hundreds, except on account of mental incapacity, or where proceedings were pending for the expulsion of the applicants from their seats. In this case, however, the House had decided that compromises had been entered into, which had the effect of obstructing the investigation of bribery; "

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Lucy from Chorlton @lucypitman.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

The “most physically and verbally attacked public figure” is just such nonsense. David Amess’s and Jo Cox’s families must be so upset every time he trots out this line - unchallenged.

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Lucy from Chorlton @lucypitman.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Last night we said our final goodbyes to Bracken. She truly was the best dog ever and we loved her to bits. Heartbroken doesn’t begin to describe it, but she had the best life and gave us so much love and happiness. This is the only downside to dog ownership

Black dog at Brimham rocks wearing her Leeds Utd lead

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MrPaulRobinson @mrpaulrobinson.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Express 'being a wanker' through the medium of dance #lufc

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Edward Philips Art @edwardphilips.co.uk · 19/06/2026

Like many creatives here I'm in danger of becoming extinct as increasing numbers of clients feed from the trough of AI slop. So I'll be promoting my posters etc a bit more. If you could support me by buying something or spreading the love that would be fab. Have a Great Tit to start the weekend. xx

If I was a bird I see myself as a Bird of Paradise. Unfortunately most of my friends and family think I'm more of one of these chaps: A Great Tit! xx

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Lucy from Chorlton @lucypitman.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

I’m having a night out in Halifax and so far it is vastly exceeding my expectations

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Lucy from Chorlton @lucypitman.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Spam. And any other tinned meat. Just wrong

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Lucy from Chorlton @lucypitman.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Made him look like the misogynistic fool that he is

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Harvey #LUFC (C) @harveylufc.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

@leedsunited.com BlueSky is the only place for us! Repost fellow #lufc fans if you agree

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Lucy from Chorlton @lucypitman.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

List 5 famous people you’ve met but one is a lie Gary Speed Paddy Ashdown Reni Richard Madeley Jimmy Savile

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Gail Myerscough @gailmyerscough.co.uk · 30/05/2026

Hello! It doesn’t cost anything to repost but it helps me spread the word about my small business. My online shop is full of bold & colourful prints, homewares, T-shirts and cards. I’m also available for freelance design work and art licensing. gailmyerscough.co.uk

A grid of nine images featuring music prints, a mixtape T-shirt, a phone case, a cassette mug, a National Theatre T-shirt, a Forton print and Toast Rack print.

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aidThompsin (live, fridays @ 19:30) @aidthompsin.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

This clip of Ian Dunt being a legend on LBC last night is thoroughly worth your time. [Where's Tice? Zia? Pochin? LeeAnderthal? Only Reform matey they could persuade to go on-air & defend Dear Leader was this sad sack from the London Assembly]

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Adrian Bowyer @adrianbowyer.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

I've just sent a few quid to the charity that have helped a dignified bereaved family who's wishes were deliberately ignored by Farage and other racists. If you can afford to, please do so as well.

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Paul Bernal @paulbernal.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Those fucking racists who’ve spent the last fifteen years demonising Poles, complaining about Polski Skleps on high streets, demanding their deportation, now trying to use the murder of Henry Nowak for their own racist purposes can fuck right off.

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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 02/06/2026

Fuck's sake, seriously. Anyway, if you want a real one, fill your boots. Off for a cry. What a shit week. noscoredraws.com/collections/...

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2026 World Cup Wall Chart

No Score Draws are Alex & Sian, and since 2014 we have been drawing wonky Panini-style doodles of footballers. It's not going well.

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