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Mike Ely

@bluesky.taupehat.com
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Fellow Micronian, amateur berationist, dog person (but cat-friendly), ally if you want one. As Californian as it gets. He/Him

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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Patrick "Inverted Vibe Curve" Blanchfield @patblanchfield.bsky.social · 13h
new wolfenstein looks like shit
its pete hegseth splaying his arms christlike at a podium with all sorts of americana bunting thats got a distinct fash aesthetic
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 4h
re: winning people over on “the other side” by having discussions - as someone who spent most of her early transition in the public eye, that used to work a little (at extreme psychological cost), *but those days are over*. You cannot have a discussion that overpowers this right wing ecosystem.
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 4h
I couldn’t make headway on this with my *mother* over the last excruciating five years of her life, and you think that you can win over Chudley Dowrong in a single lunch?
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Mike Ely @bluesky.taupehat.com · 22h
My #dog now reacts to the word "doorbell" like he just heard it ring. Ridiculous.
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Mike Ely @bluesky.taupehat.com · 03/10/2026
I've been thinking about the price of diesel a lot. I don't drive a diesel, and been a good long time since I've seen a coal-rolling brodozer out there with a nice shiny bed that's never seen anything more than a Costco run. But people who need diesel to earn a living? 70% rise in fuel price is nuts
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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
As all the mechanics in my life I know hit their thirties they have either figured out how to get their way to running a shop/management, or their bodies are breaking. To make a living with manual labor in this country is to destroy your body and receive a societal shrug when you’re disabled.
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Mike Ely @bluesky.taupehat.com · 03/10/2026
Grass edibles?
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Mike Ely @bluesky.taupehat.com · 02/10/2026
I'm originally from somewhere between Bakersfield and Fresno. You are 100% correct.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 01/10/2026
Thou sayest the King grows mad, I’ll tell thee, friend, I am almost mad myself.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 01/10/2026
If I went to Switzerland and won a Swiss watch precision contest, I would literally never talk about anything else
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Mike Ely @bluesky.taupehat.com · 01/10/2026
(the fifteen pages I had planned to write, that is, what a relief that turned out to be)
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Mike Ely @bluesky.taupehat.com · 01/10/2026
Or, as was the most recent case, I suddenly realize that the fifteen pages of deeply challenging dialogue don't actually move the narrative nearly as well as a few paragraphs summarizing what happened.
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Mike Ely @bluesky.taupehat.com · 01/10/2026
Generally, no. More often the sense is one of "Oh, now I understand why the character reacted that way," or something similar. It's like the understanding had been percolating in the back of my consciousness for a while - until it was ready.
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Mike Ely @bluesky.taupehat.com · 01/10/2026
When the time comes, Wayne Gretzky's epitaph will be "more disappointing than most."
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𝗽𝗵𝗼𝘁𝗼𝗳𝗿𝗮𝗺𝗱 @photoframd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Student Journalists At The Cornell Daily Sun Never Let the Cornell Assault Case Go, covering the allegations of rape at a fraternity house since they were first made in 2024. #Cornell7 www.nytimes.com/2026/09/29/n...
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Students at Cornell Daily Sun Pursued Sexual Assault Case for Two Years (Gift Article)
The student newspaper, The Cornell Daily Sun, covered the allegations of rape at a fraternity house since they were first made in 2024 and led the reporting on the case.
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Mike Ely @bluesky.taupehat.com · 30/09/2026
Former commercial driver here. That "buttonhook" move you saw also isn't needed with large vehicles, with very very few exceptions. Your typical square turn will get most vehicles where they need to go without taking up another lane.
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Mike Ely @bluesky.taupehat.com · 30/09/2026
Somewhere in between, I think. I know when I've been stuck at a certain point in the story, but the resolution of it is often a surprise.
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Mike Ely @bluesky.taupehat.com · 30/09/2026
My writing process is weird. Got over a massive roadblock to the tune of 2400 words, almost none of which I had in my mind before today. 100% going in a good direction but I never really know what that direction is until I get words written down. #amwriting #booksky
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Stealthgirl 🫘 @stealthgirl21.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Once again, political cartoonists tell the truth by keeping things simple.
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Mike Ely @bluesky.taupehat.com · 30/09/2026
lol there he is in the seats
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Velour Shirt @object.works · 29/09/2026
This is a metaphor for so many things these days that I couldn't choose
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nikki muthafunka @coleskiiiiii.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We talking defense??? This is what I love about basketball!! This is 04 Pistons type defensive domination.
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Mike Ely @bluesky.taupehat.com · 29/09/2026
The Care Bears vs the Traveling Willburys
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Mike Ely @bluesky.taupehat.com · 29/09/2026
Simple reality of sharing blankets with someone: sometimes you're the burrito, sometimes you're the tostada.
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Mike Ely @bluesky.taupehat.com · 29/09/2026
Simple reality of sharing blankets with someone: sometimes you're the burrito, sometimes you're the tostada.
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Outspoken™️ @out5p0ken.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Black folks don’t hang themselves from trees.
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Mike Ely @bluesky.taupehat.com · 29/09/2026
Utterly random. The name fit the character.
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Mike Ely @bluesky.taupehat.com · 28/09/2026
Who's going to stop you? Who, today, stops you from having cookies or ice cream for breakfast? That's who ;)
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 27/09/2026
None of these dudes look like they could bench press a Pokémon card
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Mike Ely @bluesky.taupehat.com · 28/09/2026
I had forgotten about flash cubes! Worst trouble I ever got in with my grandfather involved me finding his stash of them and popping them all off for fun :D In my defense, I was 8.
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Blue Oleta @blue-oleta.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Mike Ely @bluesky.taupehat.com · 27/09/2026
The way the #SFGIANTS front office let the fans down this season was bad enough, but to leave one of the best broadcasters ever to sit behind a mic stuck announcing yet another pathetic loss for the final game of his career was unforgivable.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Denmark is trolling Trump.
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Outspoken™️ @out5p0ken.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fetterman didn’t have a Freudian slip. He just finally got his party affiliation right.
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Kimberley Johnson @kimberleyjohnson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
But I need to smile more.
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Mike Ely @bluesky.taupehat.com · 27/09/2026
One of my first thoughts. I've been on a spooked horse before and fuuuuck that
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Mike Ely @bluesky.taupehat.com · 27/09/2026
No way this wasn't chaos. 250 people on horseback who may or may not have been used to being on horseback, for the entire duration of a feature film, and that film had many, many gunshots. Hang on, cowboy! Yeehaw!
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The major platforms—Facebook, YouTube, and X—are all refusing to show the trailer for the upcoming documentary that eviscerates the ridiculous pest Elon Musk. So I guess we have to do our part to make sure it is seen. www.youtube.com/watch?v=eY_8...
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Musk | Official Trailer | Bleecker Street
YouTube video by Musk
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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Friend: (vomiting up all their trauma and fear and loneliness because they know they can trust me) Me: ".... So, am I allowed to put any of this in a book? Cause I'm going to try not to, but it'll probably happen."
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Mike Ely @bluesky.taupehat.com · 26/09/2026
Whatever was said, you ran them off:
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Truth 💥 🤣🎉
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Holly Brockwell @hollyqueenofspayeds.com · 26/09/2026
Every time I try to talk about deaf cats, my phone corrects it to "dead." It's getting quite awkward. "Have you got any dead cats that need a home?" "Would you consider adopting a dead cat?" "He can't live with kids, he's dead"
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EthanObama @ethanobama.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Here is the headline. "Talarico suffers double poll blow as Texas undecided voters decide." Here is what they are basing that headline on. "James Talarico's poll lead over Ken Paxton in the crunch Texas Senate battle has fallen by one point according to two new opinion polls." ONE POINT!
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Absofreakinlutely 💯% True......
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Mike Ely @bluesky.taupehat.com · 25/09/2026
It accepted a keyboard-mash email address and password for me. Apologies to whoever has ud5g8gexyi@jsgtg4jirf.com
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SimonRead @simonread.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ed Sheeran's star has waned so far he's now satirical fodder for Private Eye cartoonists
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Mike Ely @bluesky.taupehat.com · 25/09/2026
I have done this so many times now...
Back to school bingo card.

Row 1:
"Can you all hear me?"
PTA wants money
"This is my first time doing this "

Row 2:
PTA wants volunteers 
Mention of school mascot (free square) 
"I SPEAK REALLY LOUDLY"

Row 3:
Tepid applause (x50)
You're in the wrong classroom
Teacher pretends to know your kid
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Mike Ely @bluesky.taupehat.com · 24/09/2026
I first read that as "the pain was to start at 5am" and honestly the meaning doesn't change.
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