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Chris Neumann

@blueneumann.bsky.social
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Writer, artist, fun uncle. @blueneumann@mstdn.party on Mastodon. @neumaticcamera on Instagram. Should I post my Tumblr?

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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 40m
Might be getting a little too cold on the porch for midnight writing sessions soon, but for now at least I got a few pages in... all for that chapter idea I had this morning. #scriptsky
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 3h
Woke up this morning and had a whole idea for a chapter. Wish that for all of you. #scriptsky
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 3h
Mine's also one fact stated multiple ways.
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 4h
I suppose it's a blessing/sign I use Amazon so rarely that it only knows like two things about me.
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 4h
I haven't started watching horror movies yet this month. I should do something about that.
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 5h
I feel like we don’t talk about millennials in particular, hitting our 40s - in earlier generations many of us would be reaching the peak of our careers, but because of disaster after disaster, locust after locust eating our industries, many of us are on our 3rd or 4th fresh start.
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 8h
I faintly remember this one, remind me what it's from?
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 11h
Bring this back! I remember doing round-robin stories with friends, sketching cartoons for each other, programming silly little games into each others' calculators. I miss that.
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 11h
How I arrived on Bluesky.
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Kevin Cantú @killerswan.bsky.social · 13h
reminds me:
[from Twitter]

Tony Hightower may have
@ThatTonyH:

I know everyone thinks Hemingway has the ultimate Six Word Story, but may I present
(Via mltshp.com/p/101CE)

[photo of a yellow street sign that says: WARNING LOW FLYING OWLS with a cardboard sign next to it with a phone number that says LOST CHIHUAHUA]
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Probably not that big.
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Witch Hat Atalier should scratch that itch (not seen the anime but the books are wonderful) And if not, there's no shortage of magical fantasy out there.
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Coco Wha
Alt: Coco Wha
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Thomas Spooks 🎃👻💀 @thomasfuchs.at · 06/10/2026
fwiw arstechnica.com/apple/2026/1...
arstechnica.com
Command-line tool quickly removes Apple Intelligence from macOS 27
The tool can free up over 12GB of storage.
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is an amazing item. Does anyone still do anything like this? www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALTD...
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The TRUTH About This Beautiful Book
YouTube video by Tom Ayling
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Tom Ayling @tomwayling.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
The most fun I've had in a while was working through this album of medieval manuscript facsimiles begun by St John Hornby, and then taken over by J.R. Abbey. In it they pasted in facsimiles of manuscripts they had bought or desired, annotating them with their success and failures in acquiring them.
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
No addiction like the story idea that must be put on paper. #scriptsky
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
(Commander Data voice): It will require a letter of recommendation from a superior officer, followed by four years at Starfleet Academy, then four years as an ensign on various ships...
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Adam Mallinger @bitterscriptreader.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is such a delicate balance. A good writers room has a staff similar enough to embrace the same vision of the show… but different enough that you have people who will pitch things that no one else would, including the showrunner. The goal shouldn’t be 9 people who think and write like the SR
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I probably could have phrased it differently ("all of those" or something) but my focus wasn't on the timeline of it, but rather the question if fanfics and their adaptations that drew inspiration from TLJ are included as being part of the discussion OF TLJ.
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Cole Haddon @colehaddon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When Ernest Hemingway tells you it's time to cut back on your boozing... Letter from Hemingway to his friend F. Scott Fitzgerald.
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm sure (I don't have a definitive timeline) but TLJ was when they were like hardwired together. More intense, more personal. The shirtless bit probably helped seal the deal, I'm sure.
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
(And I know "fun" sounds like a veiled insult, but it's a space opera, it should be fun. And my notes and everything I do while watching are also inspiring questions and ideas, and I love when shows do that).
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I've been getting into it recently (I could never find it on TV consistently back in the day) and it's real fun. Also making me quite nostalgic for that era of TV.
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thaaaaank you (and if we ever have a #scriptchat panel at a film festival or something I hope this gets me on the panel)
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's been interesting taking the reins these last two months.
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I feel like there might be some on the Internet Archive, but I don't recall the quality being great. Maybe there's been a better upload in the meantime. What would be great is some bound collections, some library or archive had to have done that.
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I found an awesome book of OMNI art a few years ago at Half Price Books, immediate buy. I miss illustrations like that.
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
There was a painting, I think it was from Omni, that I wanted to reference in The Dream Police, it was a thermal image of two people communicating via ESP with glowing bulbs passing between their heads. #scriptchat
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I remember Sandkings, it was adapted as the pilot for the late 90s Outer Limits series. #scriptchat
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
YW Jonathan, and everyone we'll do it again first Friday of November, or whenever we need an emergency group chin-wag. Until then, stay cool and keep writing. #scriptchat
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Snoopy Typing on His Typewriter
Alt: Snoopy Typing on His Typewriter
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thinking of bugs, one of the SF shorts I read was about people in an office turning into insects to get ahead in business. Reading it I realized it would be a fun stop-motion short (since they could be REALLY buggy) #scriptchat
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
it's true, it was part of a massive psyop conspiracy by big bug. ....dammit, now I wanna write THAT. #scriptchat
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
it's something I've been sitting on for ages, I don't know why. #scriptchat
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I've wound up classifying Metropolis as a horror movie, is that just me? Or maybe I just feel like Maria is up there with the iconic black and white monsters #scriptchat
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's so loud! But I also remember their husks being everywhere and our dog constantly eating them. The weird short bleakness of their lives stuck with me. #scriptchat
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Speak of the devil, Shout Factory just dropped A Chinese Ghost Story on Youtube (presumably to coincide with a physical release) www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjgH... #scriptchat
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A Chinese Ghost Story | FULL MOVIE | Leslie Cheung | Horror Action Fantasy WTF
YouTube video by Shout! Studios
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The creatures in one of mine are inspired by the cicadas that we get around here. #scriptchat
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My library has been closed all year and I am MISSING that access to books #scriptchat
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I LOVE cheap books! I got those two massive SF books I mentioned earlier for free! They were 600+ pages each. #scriptchat
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Mad Magazine was another thing I didn't grow up with. #scriptchat
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What is in that book? #scriptchat
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I can imagine screenings with knitting, like how people dress up for certain movies. #scriptchat
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Okay, now THAT'S a victory. Well done, Goose! #scriptchat
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i LOVE puns and dumb rhymes. #scriptchat
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Witches get Stitches!" #scriptchat
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Tangibility and concrete ownership are becoming big in the rental economy. But horror itself feels like a tangible genre too, so many monsters and blood and things, you can FEEL the movies when you watch them. #scriptchat
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I got a big batch of horror movies and shows I watch every year: select episodes of Ray Bradbury, Japanese movies like Kwaidan and Onibaba, the Shining flicks, the old Universal monsters... weird that I haven't mashed those all up yet. #scriptchat
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And the tagline "see it in theaters, you pricks!" #scriptchat
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'll also say to horror's credit, it's really helping prop up the physical media world. #scriptchat
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