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Chris Neumann

@blueneumann.bsky.social
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Writer, artist, fun uncle. @blueneumann@mstdn.party on Mastodon. @neumaticcamera on Instagram. Should I post my Tumblr?

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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 9s
Might be getting a little too cold on the porch for midnight writing sessions soon, but for now at least I got a few pages in... all for that chapter idea I had this morning. #scriptsky
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 4h
I haven't started watching horror movies yet this month. I should do something about that.
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 4h
I feel like we don’t talk about millennials in particular, hitting our 40s - in earlier generations many of us would be reaching the peak of our careers, but because of disaster after disaster, locust after locust eating our industries, many of us are on our 3rd or 4th fresh start.
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 10h
Bring this back! I remember doing round-robin stories with friends, sketching cartoons for each other, programming silly little games into each others' calculators. I miss that.
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 10h
How I arrived on Bluesky.
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Kevin Cantú @killerswan.bsky.social · 12h
reminds me:
[from Twitter]

Tony Hightower may have
@ThatTonyH:

I know everyone thinks Hemingway has the ultimate Six Word Story, but may I present
(Via mltshp.com/p/101CE)

[photo of a yellow street sign that says: WARNING LOW FLYING OWLS with a cardboard sign next to it with a phone number that says LOST CHIHUAHUA]
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
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Thomas Spooks 🎃👻💀 @thomasfuchs.at · 06/10/2026
fwiw arstechnica.com/apple/2026/1...
arstechnica.com
Command-line tool quickly removes Apple Intelligence from macOS 27
The tool can free up over 12GB of storage.
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is an amazing item. Does anyone still do anything like this? www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALTD...
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The TRUTH About This Beautiful Book
YouTube video by Tom Ayling
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Tom Ayling @tomwayling.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
The most fun I've had in a while was working through this album of medieval manuscript facsimiles begun by St John Hornby, and then taken over by J.R. Abbey. In it they pasted in facsimiles of manuscripts they had bought or desired, annotating them with their success and failures in acquiring them.
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Adam Mallinger @bitterscriptreader.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is such a delicate balance. A good writers room has a staff similar enough to embrace the same vision of the show… but different enough that you have people who will pitch things that no one else would, including the showrunner. The goal shouldn’t be 9 people who think and write like the SR
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Cole Haddon @colehaddon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When Ernest Hemingway tells you it's time to cut back on your boozing... Letter from Hemingway to his friend F. Scott Fitzgerald.
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
YW Jonathan, and everyone we'll do it again first Friday of November, or whenever we need an emergency group chin-wag. Until then, stay cool and keep writing. #scriptchat
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Snoopy Typing on His Typewriter
Alt: Snoopy Typing on His Typewriter
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thinking of bugs, one of the SF shorts I read was about people in an office turning into insects to get ahead in business. Reading it I realized it would be a fun stop-motion short (since they could be REALLY buggy) #scriptchat
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I've wound up classifying Metropolis as a horror movie, is that just me? Or maybe I just feel like Maria is up there with the iconic black and white monsters #scriptchat
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Speak of the devil, Shout Factory just dropped A Chinese Ghost Story on Youtube (presumably to coincide with a physical release) www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjgH... #scriptchat
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A Chinese Ghost Story | FULL MOVIE | Leslie Cheung | Horror Action Fantasy WTF
YouTube video by Shout! Studios
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My library has been closed all year and I am MISSING that access to books #scriptchat
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I got a big batch of horror movies and shows I watch every year: select episodes of Ray Bradbury, Japanese movies like Kwaidan and Onibaba, the Shining flicks, the old Universal monsters... weird that I haven't mashed those all up yet. #scriptchat
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'll also say to horror's credit, it's really helping prop up the physical media world. #scriptchat
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This would appear to be the second #sscriptchat that I'm apparently heading (unless anyone else wants to take the reins), and since it's October let's talk horror... anyone have any horror stories in the works?
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I will say, I have TWO massive sci-fi short story collections from the late 80s and what I've read already is still cool and groundbreaking and would make cool movies... and no one knows about them. #scriptchat
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Victories for me? I don't know, been reading a lot which has been helping refresh my creative batteries. Though it'd be nice if that translated to workable material. #scriptchat
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
First Friday of the month... we doin' #scriptchat ?
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Okay, as long as we're sharing Voyager hot takes: Neelix isn't a bad cook, his taste buds are out of whack compared to most humanoids and no one's figured that out. We already know he physically can't sing because of his biology.
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog, I want a milkshake...
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I feel like I haven't drawn in ages, I miss that too.
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Getting weirdly antsy this evening.
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Phoenix Black @phoenixblack.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Nathan has been a generous member of the writing community. I’ve directed so many people to his free screenwriting course. think everyone should here this, particularly those thinking of quitting their day job. youtu.be/gJs7qCmQoFY?...
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Screenwriting: It's Not Worth It.
YouTube video by Screenwriter NGD
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 01/10/2026
Several weeks ago, Phil Tippett's legendary animation studio in Berkeley, CA closed. An anonymous hero noticed a folder of CDs. This turned out to be hundreds of unseen hi-res images and videos from Star Wars, Robocop, Jurassic Park, etc. ~90 isos for you to browse: archive.org/details/tipp...
A casual Star Wars alien fella at the cantina, in a sun faded, reddish photo. Someone will be mad at me for not knowing who this is. Phil, a balding Caucasian man, poses a model of the garthok, an antagonist from the Coneheads movie.Phil, a balding caucasian man, points at some CG on a CRT computer monitor, as a younger man looks on. The screen shows a model of a dinosaur attacking a jeep, while there's an actual physical model of that event in the foreground for reference.an isolated shot of a star wars vehicle. Sorry, I don't know star wars lol
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sept 30: I'm a nite owl. Oct 1: I was working in the lab late one night...
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I can't believe how many books I'm reading at the moment. I literally just bought two earlier today and I'm 80 pages into one of them already.
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
[SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]: So it is your sworn testimony you have never seen a Chicago concert in Boston? [RICHARD KIND]: No, I saw a Boston concert in Chicago. (been wanting to use that deep cut allllll day)
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Mine is literally still hooked up.
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Phoenix Black @phoenixblack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Head of Diversity in Australian media group shared this. Looking to get into a Sydney writer’s room and get my 4 feature scripts into the hands of Australian/international producers. If you can help please DM me. Thanks!
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 29/09/2026
Meta's "Muse" launched with a nasty zero day flaw that gave hackers the ability to spy on Mac users, openly gives root access to people pretending to be Muse agents, and invited strangers over to another guy's house without telling him
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Meta's Latest AI Product Is A Terrifying And Hilarious Mess
Authoritarian-friendly mass surveillance has never been more adorable
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Gerry Duggan @gerryduggan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
DO NOT DOWNLOAD ZUCK'S MUSE -- AND PASS IT ON. Even if you don't download it -- your info can be stolen - if you're messaging with someone who has it. Read to the end: appleinsider.com/articles/26/...
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Meta Muse AI reportedly read Mac Messages without consent
In a completely unsurprising turn of events, Meta's Muse AI is stealing Apple Messages, past and present, and uploading the contents to its cloud, even if explicitly told not to.
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I get to do a My Dinner With Andre bit AND the brown M&M bit on the same day?
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manewt.bsky.social @manewt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Friend who works at meta: “Do not use the muse agent, it’s like inviting a Vampire inside”
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Drop some ROBOTS 🤖🖤
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think it's going to become too cold for me to sit out here at night soon enough... let's see if I can make it to another 100 pages before that happens (I'm at 24 right now) #scriptsky
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Aaron Horwitz @aarontheh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yeeeeeesb don’t use Muse guys.
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Shrek might have drank its milkshake, but it'd be fun to do an adaptation of Revolting Rhymes. #scriptsky
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Another great documentary by Dami Lee about a cyberpunk city that's more than it appears! Only time I've seen the tunnels mentioned, those are so cool. Definitely creative inspiration material. www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPTt...
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Is Chongqing REALLY a Cyberpunk City?
YouTube video by DamiLee
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Daleks' Master Plan (1965)
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Don't you hate it when you dumbest 'not gonna happen" ideas are the ones you keep getting ideas for without trying? #scriptsky
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
rip annie dillard
One of the things I know about writing is this: spend it all, shoot it, play it, lose it, all, right away, every time. Do not hoard what seems good for a later place in the book or for another book; give it, give it all, give it now. The impulse to save something good for a better place later is the signal to spend it now. Something more will arise for later, something better. These things fill from behind, from beneath, like well water. Similarly, the impulse to keep to yourself what you have learned is not only shameful, it is destructive. Anything you do not give freely and abundantly becomes lost to you. You open your safe and find ashes.
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
With the weather about to change and thus limit the amount of time I can sit outside and read, did I stupidly just start another 600 page book? of course not, I started TWO of them.
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Novel Nymphs Reading
Alt: Novel Nymphs Reading
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It might be getting too cold to sit outside at night now... which is a nice problem to have after the last three months.
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Kelly Brack @kellybrack.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Batman | Columbo
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Amal El-Mohtar @amalelmohtar.com · 24/09/2026
Pals I see you sharing links to London Daily & need you to know it's AI bullshit. The Louise Michel is real, Banksy really funded it, but that started in 2020 & the LD link people are sharing is timestamped to today but written as if it's 2020 & elides all the actual journalism about it.
Screenshot reads as follows: 

Welcome to London Daily, an innovative and unique news experiment driven by advanced artificial intelligence (AI) technology.

Our AI system conducts extensive research and fact-checking, presenting a non-biased and diverse perspective on each topic. It meticulously filters out biased or manipulated content, offering you factual summaries essential for your knowledge as an informed citizen.

Our aim is not to replace mainstream media but to provide you with succinct summaries of key headlines, encouraging you to explore these stories in greater depth through your favorite mainstream news sources.

As a privately funded, non-profit initiative, our mission is to provide a concise and comprehensive overview of current events as part of a broader project to enhance fact-checking and AI journalism for journalists and publishers worldwide.

We are building a tool that will help professional journalists and traditional mainstream news outlets enhance their news delivery, boost their readership, ease their workload, and lower their costs while increasing their productivity—all aimed at improving content reliability and readability.
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