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Chris Neumann

@blueneumann.bsky.social
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Writer, artist, fun uncle. @blueneumann@mstdn.party on Mastodon. @neumaticcamera on Instagram. Should I post my Tumblr?

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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
How I arrived on Bluesky.
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Scots!?
Groundskeeper WIllie, a Scotsman, screaming that the damn Scots ruined Scotland.
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Andre Gregory: Isn't it funny, Wally, that you turn on the TV and a lawyer looks just like a lawyer, and a doctor looks just like a doctor, and a peanut commissioner looks just like a peanut commissioner?
Andre Gregory in My Dinner With Andre explaining something
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Drop some ROBOTS 🤖🖤
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Speak of the devil, been sketching ideas for an update to that.
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I wish you didn't have such troubles. But if you need to, you should be dancing.
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Maybe the best idea I had in that vein was doing a recap in the style of The Three Little Bops. #scriptchat
The Three Little Bops, a hip jazz band of three pigs.
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I'm looking forward to Coyote Vs Acme. #scriptchat
Coyote holding a sign depicting a  wonky drawing of him holding a sign
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Geez, is the last spaceship design I drew the military clownfish?
Drawing of an angled, flat set of panels that resembles a low-poly clownfish but rendered in grayscale.
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I'm getting there, here's my cartoonish look atm (actually an old sketch, I just still look like it)
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Hans Moleman: "well, you're certainly doing your job today, Mr Sun"
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Hey, everybody, what am I seeing? I thought this was a PARTY! LET'S DAAAAAAAAAAANCE! Post your audition gif for #FOOTLOOSE3000! It's FOOTLOOSE DAY in Blue Sky Land! EVERYBODY CUT LOOSE!
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
So the news that Disney+ cancelled their Power Rangers reboot isn't surprising, but it's another reason I need to figure out Toku Love Letter because apparently no one else is gonna scratch that particular genre itch.
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Mine usually wind up as springboards for my own ideas, so I'm also reluctant to say. But I'm sure I've mentioned Sparrow & Mockingbird, a Doctor Who spin-off that follows those two characters becoming unintentional supernatural investigators.
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
One of the zillions of sketches I've been doing for Toku Love Letter. Nothing wrong with it... it's just not right. #scriptsky
A very very armoured head and neck.
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
It was 50-50 between that one and this one.
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Advertise your Bluesky account with a Simpsons GIF:
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Always relevant gif.
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Dom Joly with his massive cell phone in "Trigger Happy TV"
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Stylistic storyboard I did for a personal project a while ago, for no reason whatsoever.
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
It's gotta be Jo. She's gone through a couple different projects and suffered a ton of heartbreak. but I'm so protective of her and trying to find the right place for her. #scriptsky
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
In the later years of Calvin and Hobbes, Bill Watterson tried to do his Sunday strips with as little dialogue as possible.
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I had to.
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Green With Evil, Part I
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I'm trying to think of actual titles for episode ideas I've had, but I keep coming up with jokes.
"Leeta, Follow, or Get Out Of The Way"
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I like deep cuts, but THIS is a deep cut.
Ran out Of Time So We Adapted One Of The Crab Guy's Letters Into An Episode
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
We'll Always Have Salamanders
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Sequel to the James Bond episode.
Live and Let Spy
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Balance things out a little.
Those Young Scientists
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
It's a two parter.
Oh Sh----it!
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I remember my ol' dad, when these sorts of things would happen to him, what he'd always say...
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Invest in Bitlatinum
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
"Extreme Close-Up!"  IYKYK
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
What you say to defeat the aliens.
Gotcha, Suckas!
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
"Episode 81"
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
This is my life now, apparently.
"Lava Monster Before The First Act Break"
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
The episode we really REALLY never talk about.
"(Fifty) Shades Of Grey," referring to both the clip show episode that fans have scrubbed from their mind and the problematic novel series
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
(obscure reference)
Data, You Sucker!
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I'm a little surprised you didn't do these.
Has Bart Ever Owned A Bear?"How 'bout A Crazy Wedding?
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
And increasingly...
"Some High Concept Shit For Sweeps"
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
"Harry Grows A Moustache"
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
"Miles For Days"
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Give My Son The Juice!
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
"Assault on Valtrax 3"
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
What a difference almost 30 years makes.
The same comic panels drawn twice, top being the newest, bottom being from the 90s.
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Young Abe SImpson at Woodstock holding a sign.
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Chris Neumann @blueneumann.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
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