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Bird

@blueheron.bsky.social

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The bird is the word, Expert on all things Ramblin bout Canucks, Whitecaps, sports, and life Chronically ill with LC/CFS/ME Lying in bed, just like Brian Wilson did Knowledge of lack of knowledge is power A Very Wise Bird

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Bird @blueheron.bsky.social · 2h

Definitely a great stripper song. Especially if they’re flaunting their butthole

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Bird @blueheron.bsky.social · 3h

Jr is getting into Muse and we’re watching the Seattle date of The Resistance tour. Saw them at the coliseum for this tour, what a great show

Bird @blueheron.bsky.social · 3h

Its early in his canucks career but it is crazy that the Sens waived Merilainen so they could bring in Ersson. That’s some Alvin level of mismanagement right there

Bird @blueheron.bsky.social · 5h

On that we will need to disagree because even medium $ vets with term are hard to move.

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Bird @blueheron.bsky.social · 5h

His last deal was worth 9.3% of the cap. His new deal is 11.45%, but the cap will go up so this summer so let’s call it 11%. Last 3yr in div theyve finished 5th,6th,6th. They could be using that 2% much more wisely because he’s at the end of his prime.

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Bird @blueheron.bsky.social · 5h

This is only a victory if you’re a complete idiot. He’s a decent fwd but has had a ppg season once. Even with a rising cap this is a brutal overpay.

Bird @blueheron.bsky.social · 5h

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Matty Mulligan: Thank You For Your Service

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Bird @blueheron.bsky.social · 6h

Welp, it might be time for Cotter to burn the receipts

Bird @blueheron.bsky.social · 6h

The NHL’s new add campaign with Haaland and Lynch is so fucking cringe. Look at all these sports superstars liking our sport, that means we’ve got to be cool, so give us a try.

Bird @blueheron.bsky.social · 8h

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Sonfys: Peter Griffin Yawning in Theater

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Bird @blueheron.bsky.social · 8h

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Everything's Coming Up Milhouse!

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Bird @blueheron.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Gotta be a coincidence. Definitely has nothing to do with Tocc being a toxic coach that quits on his team

Bird @blueheron.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

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Fairly Odd Parents: Dad's Pie Go Cheer

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Bird @blueheron.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

*suing them

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Bird @blueheron.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Imo sending them down immediately or a massive points deduction is the wrong way to go about it. Punishment should be: -Stripped of all titles won after 2008 -forced to repay all trophy prize $ -30p deduction every season for the 8yrs -500 million fine, to be paid to the clubs during them

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Bird @blueheron.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Its not their fault, it’s their coach

Bird @blueheron.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

IMO they should give the new guy a run of games.

Bird @blueheron.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

It’s a balance but imo having soft goals go in shouldnt lower the confidence of the young defenders.

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Bird @blueheron.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Goalies are voodoo. Lank’s game has stank since he signed that extension but before the extension he was one of the few bright spots in what was a really disappointing season

Bird @blueheron.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

If you were trying to win games Id agree with you. However, they really need to finish last again so they can guarantee picking 3rd overall again.

Bird @blueheron.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

For awhile in the second period bird was worried that Lank would have a +.800 save percentage. Turns out there was nothing to worry about

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Postmedia delenda est @olenargy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Once again, it is a complete failure that X has not been banned in most European countries, as well as Canada

Bird @blueheron.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

JFC City fall down so fucking easily.

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The Simpsons: Principal Skinner - Pathetic

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Bird @blueheron.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

That is a soft ass second yellow.

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Bird @blueheron.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

That was was a gut check result for the caps. Played 84 min down a man, had multiple suspect calls go against them, got a big road point.

Bird @blueheron.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Thats not a red or a dogso so it’s not comparable.

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Bird @blueheron.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

You cant shield the ball if you dont have it. He didnt touch the ball prior to contact

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Bird @blueheron.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Yes but you can also argue hes run into Blackmon more than Blackmon running into him.

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Bird @blueheron.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

He hasnt but I think with time he will

Bird @blueheron.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

His reaction is too slow but it shouldnt be a red because you run into contact when youre behind the D line. Shaf runs straight, still likely has the ball, instead he runs to get the call. A red but imo it shouldnt be because he doesnt have the ball and his directional change is why theres contact

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Bird @blueheron.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

He has. Biggest thing the caps miss is the set piece delivery. With Seb they were clinical, without him it seems like theyre rarely a threat.

Bird @blueheron.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

It is but it’s bullshit because of the hard lateral cut. Blackmon doesnt change direction, shaft cuts heavy to make sure there’s contact. Nothing Blackmon can do to prevent contact shouldnt be a dogso because if shaf runs straight he still gets to the ball first. Instead he cuts to get the red

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Bird @blueheron.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Very least a yellow. Instead, Jesper got it.

Bird @blueheron.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Cubas in the mid and Ocampo on the backline. Such a joke that they have scheduled games during international breaks

Bird @blueheron.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Disagree. Staff had a step but ran laterally to the ball. Tristan looking at the ball, running straight. Did not change course and a defender is allowed to run to a free ball. Shaft never had a touch and couldve run diagonally onto the ball. Ran into contact to get a DOGSO

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Bird @blueheron.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I know Ocampo’s theatrics are pathetic, however, if that’s not a red, im the queen of England. I like the MLS better when they at least pretend to be balanced.

Bird @blueheron.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Apparently if youre defending you cant run straight to the ball. Blackmon doesnt change course, shaffleburg changes direction to create contact. What a fucking joke of a call. Now Blackmon misses the top of table match vs STL, not suspicious at all.

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Bird @blueheron.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

The fix is clearly in. Ball nowhere in sight, step on an ankle. Caps get a yellow when LAFC shouldve had a red. 2 min later, Ocampo still not back in

Bird @blueheron.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Ive said it before and ill say it again, if the mls wants to be a serious league they need to upgrade their clown town officials.

Bird @blueheron.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Nope. Both are on a long term deal so it doesnt make sense.

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Bird @blueheron.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

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Chris Farley: That Is Correct

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Bird @blueheron.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Bird @blueheron.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

The NHL has the best officials in all of sport *Ron McLean, probably

Bird @blueheron.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

BIRD PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT! These types of posts are bullshit because we all know the Canucks could finish with the worst record in league history and they’d still end up picking 3rd

Bird @blueheron.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

It was a fair price to pay because they needed to Kane’s character to help repair the fractured dressing room. *sarcasm

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Bird @blueheron.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

It’ll be even better when he’s suspended for spearing

Bird @blueheron.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

For some reason I didnt think they had one this year or next. A first would be fair

Bird @blueheron.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

He’s been shit since he signed that extension.

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Bird @blueheron.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Never underestimate the stupidity of NHL general managers. Drury traded for JT “locker room cancer” Miller and made him captain. If anyone is dumb enough to make that trade, its Drury

Bird @blueheron.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

With the NYR goalie situation I wonder if theyd be interested in Lankinen for Korpisalo plus a 3rd. Canucks move off a goalie with term, add a pick, and the Rangers get immediate help