Reposted by MichelleBrian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 01/10/2026On National Poetry Day, here’s a short poem about the power of poetry to change the world. 22549179
Michelle @blue-dixie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026This croissant is genuinely the size of my head and full of nutella. I mean, it's delicious, but who's finishing that? Why is everything massive? 340
Michelle @blue-dixie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026New dungarees. Yes, I feel like a giant baby. Don't care. 660
Michelle @blue-dixie.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I know what I looked like in the 80s. Happy as fuck. 341
Michelle @blue-dixie.bsky.social · 30/08/2026If I see one more holiday sunbathing leg picture, I'm going to find the owner of said legs and shave their head in their sleep. 200
Michelle @blue-dixie.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Marvin Gaye - A Tribute at the Proms is worth every penny Ive ever paid for my TV licence. 041
Michelle @blue-dixie.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Of all of the unfortunate surnames I've come across, Dumbell is possibly the worst. Imagine going through school with that following you around. 230
Michelle @blue-dixie.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I genuinely think hell is having to talk my ex through sending an email over the phone. Absolute torture. 120
Michelle @blue-dixie.bsky.social · 17/08/2026@friedkintfg.bsky.social good shout that Cape Fear. What an actor Javier Bardem is! 100
Michelle @blue-dixie.bsky.social · 15/08/2026A selection of beautifully worded quotes from last night. 130
Michelle @blue-dixie.bsky.social · 15/08/2026For the love of all that is holy, will somebody bring me some stodge 🙏🏻 030
Michelle @blue-dixie.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Out out, aren't I. Had the kebab first and now we're on the hunt for karaoke 🤩 250
Michelle @blue-dixie.bsky.social · 13/08/2026What are we watching lads? I want to watch The Handmaid's Tale, but concerned that I might smash my telly. 230
Reposted by MichelleBlaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 07/08/2026My 2028 Party Platform 516544
Michelle @blue-dixie.bsky.social · 11/08/2026In today's episode of Adventures of a Bus Wanker: plenty of seats, no kids, smells relatively pleasant - 9/10 God bless the school holidays. 120
Michelle @blue-dixie.bsky.social · 06/08/2026A curse on whoever put me on to this. I solved 32 wordle games at once at thirtytoodle.web.app I'm on day 1 of my current streak. ✅🟥🟥✅🟥🟥🟥✅✅✅ 🟥✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅ ✅🟥✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅ ✅✅✅✅✅✅✅🟥✅✅thirtytoodle.web.appthirtytoodlethirtytoodle player 120
Michelle @blue-dixie.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Tell you what lads, I am my own hero. We won't talk about me putting in one of the supports back to front 🤫 230
Michelle @blue-dixie.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Masters of the Universe on the telly, dry roasted peanuts and jellybeans for tea 👍🏻 210
Michelle @blue-dixie.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Salted caramel banana bread in the oven. In the meantime, I'm going in 🥄😋 120
Michelle @blue-dixie.bsky.social · 20/07/2026I met Kevin Keegan at Nessie's funeral, he was a genuinely nice man. Sad news. 140
Reposted by Michelleflyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 18/07/2026If you pile your furniture in the middle of your living room then set it on fire, you will have the warmest house in your street, for a few hours. 14777121683
Michelle @blue-dixie.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Gas engineer came to do a boiler service and left a big shite in my toilet. Struggling with the Trust Pilot review tbh. 210
Michelle @blue-dixie.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Email address: impressivetailspan@... For legal documents, yeah? What goes through men's minds? I genuinely want to know. 410
Reposted by MichelleBethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Ann Widdecombe’s dead and I’m still gay. So I won that one. 01649190
Reposted by MichelleLF Lightning-Barugh @cheeseford.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Being 'the most attacked politician' isn't the same as being 'the politician most people think is a cunt'. 310726
Michelle @blue-dixie.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Had an accidental gravy chip barm. 5 stars, would recommend. 430
Michelle @blue-dixie.bsky.social · 29/06/202630 years of working for Liverpool City Council on and off and the deed is done - going over to Sefton. Whether that's the dark side or not, remains to be seen. Doubt it! 210
Reposted by MichelleEmma Monk @monkemma.bsky.social · 24/06/2026It was inevitable, wasn't it🙄 Of course the Telegraph would run with something like this👇 So let's remove some of the rose-tinted spectacles and also look at some of that data comparing 1976 with modern heat waves Because the 1976 nostalgia porn is wearing a bit thin at this stage 🧵1/23 16531831761
Michelle @blue-dixie.bsky.social · 23/06/2026What a week I'm having. Living on my own for the first time in years, fell and grazed my knee, sliced my finger open and I've just twatted myself on the forehead with the car door 👍🏻 430
Michelle @blue-dixie.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Look who has finally learned what happens when you lie and back stab your way to the top. Nothing you ever do in office, no matter how good for the country, can ever cover for a total lack of integrity. Karma for Starmer. 020
Michelle @blue-dixie.bsky.social · 19/06/2026The only football allowed in this house for the duration. 110
Michelle @blue-dixie.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Michelle makes healthy food taste better by making it unhealthy, episode 1: 0% Greek yogurt, a MASSIVE tablespoon of chocolate spread, raspberries and a crumbled up Bueno. Looks like actual shit, tastes naughty 🤌🏻 020
Michelle @blue-dixie.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Might have to suspend my boycott of the world cup for Scotland games 👀 120
Michelle @blue-dixie.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Hair is getting frizzier by the second. Might give myself a number one all over. 100
Reposted by MichelleHenry Mance @henrymance.ft.com · 01/06/2026Please, please start putting iced buns on lampposts 40749133
Michelle @blue-dixie.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Had a brisket roast in Ma Boyle's and now I need to sleep till Wednesday. 110
Michelle @blue-dixie.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Having a goth summer day today. Dressed head to toe in black, which, when you're as pale as I am, makes for an interesting aesthetic. #Daywalker 110
Michelle @blue-dixie.bsky.social · 30/05/2026They never fail to make me smile, even when skies are grey. 020