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Michelle

@blue-dixie.bsky.social
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The Dildo of Consequences rarely comes lubed. Evertonian who can't stand football. No justice, no peace. 📎 Always to the left. Liverpool.

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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
On National Poetry Day, here’s a short poem about the power of poetry to change the world.
The Power of Poetry
 
with things falling apart
and anarchy let loose,
 
it was only poetry, he found,
which had any use,
 
so he reached for his copy  
of The Complete Works of Yeats
 
and bludgeoned the President
of the United States


Brian Bilston
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Michelle @blue-dixie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This croissant is genuinely the size of my head and full of nutella. I mean, it's delicious, but who's finishing that? Why is everything massive?
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Michelle @blue-dixie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Off you fuck, summer.
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Michelle @blue-dixie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
New dungarees. Yes, I feel like a giant baby. Don't care.
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Michelle @blue-dixie.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I know what I looked like in the 80s. Happy as fuck.
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Michelle @blue-dixie.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
If I see one more holiday sunbathing leg picture, I'm going to find the owner of said legs and shave their head in their sleep.
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Michelle @blue-dixie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Genuinely one of my favourite people. Gutted.
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Michelle @blue-dixie.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton. What a woman. What a legacy.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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Michelle @blue-dixie.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Marvin Gaye - A Tribute at the Proms is worth every penny Ive ever paid for my TV licence.
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Michelle @blue-dixie.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Of all of the unfortunate surnames I've come across, Dumbell is possibly the worst. Imagine going through school with that following you around.
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Michelle @blue-dixie.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I genuinely think hell is having to talk my ex through sending an email over the phone. Absolute torture.
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Michelle @blue-dixie.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I feel like eating this has changed my life.
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Michelle @blue-dixie.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
@friedkintfg.bsky.social good shout that Cape Fear. What an actor Javier Bardem is!
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Michelle @blue-dixie.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
A selection of beautifully worded quotes from last night.
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Michelle @blue-dixie.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
For the love of all that is holy, will somebody bring me some stodge 🙏🏻
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Michelle @blue-dixie.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Out out, aren't I. Had the kebab first and now we're on the hunt for karaoke 🤩
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Michelle @blue-dixie.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
What are we watching lads? I want to watch The Handmaid's Tale, but concerned that I might smash my telly.
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
My 2028 Party Platform
Sign reading:

Pro Black
Pro Brown
Pro Weed
Pro Gay
Pro Choice
Pro Trans
Pro Hoe
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Michelle @blue-dixie.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I enjoyed the eclipse.
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Michelle @blue-dixie.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
In today's episode of Adventures of a Bus Wanker: plenty of seats, no kids, smells relatively pleasant - 9/10 God bless the school holidays.
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Michelle @blue-dixie.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
A curse on whoever put me on to this. I solved 32 wordle games at once at thirtytoodle.web.app I'm on day 1 of my current streak. ✅🟥🟥✅🟥🟥🟥✅✅✅ 🟥✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅ ✅🟥✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅ ✅✅✅✅✅✅✅🟥✅✅
thirtytoodle.web.app
thirtytoodle
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Michelle @blue-dixie.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
You remind me of the babe...
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Michelle @blue-dixie.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Tell you what lads, I am my own hero. We won't talk about me putting in one of the supports back to front 🤫
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Michelle @blue-dixie.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Masters of the Universe on the telly, dry roasted peanuts and jellybeans for tea 👍🏻
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Michelle @blue-dixie.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Cuppa and a slice?
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Michelle @blue-dixie.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Salted caramel banana bread in the oven. In the meantime, I'm going in 🥄😋
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Michelle @blue-dixie.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I met Kevin Keegan at Nessie's funeral, he was a genuinely nice man. Sad news.
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Michelle @blue-dixie.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
You can take the lad out of Crocky but...
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
If you pile your furniture in the middle of your living room then set it on fire, you will have the warmest house in your street, for a few hours.
Daniel Hannan *
@DanielJHannan
Reminder that Britain went from being the slowest-growing European economy in the 1970s to the fastest-growing in the 1980s.
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Michelle @blue-dixie.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Gas engineer came to do a boiler service and left a big shite in my toilet. Struggling with the Trust Pilot review tbh.
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Michelle @blue-dixie.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Email address: impressivetailspan@... For legal documents, yeah? What goes through men's minds? I genuinely want to know.
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Michelle @blue-dixie.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Is it only Tuesday?
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Ann Widdecombe’s dead and I’m still gay. So I won that one.
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Michelle @blue-dixie.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Summer is fucking atrocious.
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LF Lightning-Barugh @cheeseford.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Being 'the most attacked politician' isn't the same as being 'the politician most people think is a cunt'.
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Michelle @blue-dixie.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Had an accidental gravy chip barm. 5 stars, would recommend.
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Michelle @blue-dixie.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Ah, memories...
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Michelle @blue-dixie.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
30 years of working for Liverpool City Council on and off and the deed is done - going over to Sefton. Whether that's the dark side or not, remains to be seen. Doubt it!
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Emma Monk @monkemma.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
It was inevitable, wasn't it🙄 Of course the Telegraph would run with something like this👇 So let's remove some of the rose-tinted spectacles and also look at some of that data comparing 1976 with modern heat waves Because the 1976 nostalgia porn is wearing a bit thin at this stage 🧵1/23
Telegraph headiline:

"Heatwave hysterics wouldn't have lasted a day in 1976", overlaid with a bold “MONK DEBUNKED” stamp.
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Michelle @blue-dixie.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
What a week I'm having. Living on my own for the first time in years, fell and grazed my knee, sliced my finger open and I've just twatted myself on the forehead with the car door 👍🏻
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Michelle @blue-dixie.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Look who has finally learned what happens when you lie and back stab your way to the top. Nothing you ever do in office, no matter how good for the country, can ever cover for a total lack of integrity. Karma for Starmer.
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Michelle @blue-dixie.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
The only football allowed in this house for the duration.
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Michelle @blue-dixie.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Michelle makes healthy food taste better by making it unhealthy, episode 1: 0% Greek yogurt, a MASSIVE tablespoon of chocolate spread, raspberries and a crumbled up Bueno. Looks like actual shit, tastes naughty 🤌🏻
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Michelle @blue-dixie.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Might have to suspend my boycott of the world cup for Scotland games 👀
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Michelle @blue-dixie.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Hair is getting frizzier by the second. Might give myself a number one all over.
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Henry Mance @henrymance.ft.com · 01/06/2026
Please, please start putting iced buns on lampposts
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Michelle @blue-dixie.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Had a brisket roast in Ma Boyle's and now I need to sleep till Wednesday.
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Michelle @blue-dixie.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Having a goth summer day today. Dressed head to toe in black, which, when you're as pale as I am, makes for an interesting aesthetic. #Daywalker
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Michelle @blue-dixie.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
They never fail to make me smile, even when skies are grey.
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